Ask a p-psychologist anything! But f-first, tea!

Ask a p-psychologist anything! But f-first, tea!

I'm h-here for you Anonymous; h-how can I help?

inb4 trap
inb4 tits or gtfo
L-let's not be newfags Anonymous
After all, you know the rules and so do I

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Alice... Hello./

I like red!

bump

Holy shit.
I didn't I'd ever return back here.

Hello Alice and everyone

Hello Alice how was your day?

why is your outlet all weird?

I like the stockings, Alice!

How do I the things?

Why do you offer psychology info whilst masquerading as a game character?

Why should anyone trust you?

awooooooooo

Trap

I need something strong. my wimpy friend from kindergarten managed to get himself a girlfriend before me and he is a fucking twig

alice! hi! i miss most of your threads! I had two questions!

1. Were you attractive before your scars?

2. What's your most attractive feature now?

Hiya Alice!

How was your day?

Should I eat leftover pizza or wings?

I approve.

i'll have 2 number 9s

Why did you ignore my mail Alice? ;_;

May I get some tea please?

IZUMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^ Sameeeeeeeee

what's the easiest way to kill myself

Wings for dayz, user

Alice seriously when the fuck are you gonna get some food in your system?

Those look like 2 sticks covered in read panties.

psychologist, I thought you were a programer?

Lol your are a gay ?...
Well i want some "Tea"

L-look, you've all g-got a lot to say and we'll g-get to that.

But first, let's select a tea okay?

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holy shit you're back

you can hang yourself with most things, and snapping the neck is usually the best way

woah a faggot

how do i stop from feeling overwhelm?

How do I celebrate Trumps inauguration?

show feet?

yay tea, as a brit there is nothing finer

HOW SHIT I AM A FOKING NEWFAG!!!
SOMEONE HELP ME!

-shows up for tea and brings Alice a slice of lemon sponge cake-

i fapped to you twice OP .
i want to put my meaty part in your silky hole and fill it with white cream of happiness

Alice, you make my dick hard ya know?

Ȝyf a man be skalt on hys membres or on his ȝerde, ley þe pouder þeron!

is whiskey a tea?

G-glad to hear!

Hello d-dear!

W-welcome home!

C-can't complain

It isn't s-silly!

Oh w-wow, you understand w-what I'm from! I'm impressed!

N-never asked for trust

why did this give me an erection

FUCK OFF ANOREXIC FAGGOT THERE IS A SISSY THREAD FOR YOU.

tea looks good.
im going to stick with my ipa.
i might fix some tea later.

L-looks like t-this is todays tea!

L-let's talk about that!
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>Oh w-wow, you understand w-what I'm from! I'm impressed!
people on Sup Forums usually don't?

is it cool if i fap
i'm gonna fap

(OP)
idK HOW SHIT I DO TO THIS TRAP NOTICE MEH)?

Well that is my Social Life end...

...

F-first, I'm not anorexic. S-second, I'm not male.

It's l-like you didn't even read the first post.

Correct!

W-what?

hmm I once grey chamomile and made my own tea, it was ok

Did you ever post out all 1000 of those Kamina glasses from way way back?

but it's dirty, and not level

alice why do you sound like you haven't drunken water for hours

why is your voice so crokey? sounds like you need some honey in that tea

kys

I just want to say this is in response to you saying you're not attractive because of your scars! so i want to know more about what you think of yourself..i guess it was a few months ago...

Alice why are you so cute

now whit that i feel great!

Show meh you Sweet tea! (?

Aw hell yea. Im the guy who you just messaged on Steam with this thread link. Do you have a schedule?

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I s-sent them all out yes

...

Good choice, you sound like you have a cold, everything alright?

Post more pics of you in stockings

Hello. I'd like to think I'm a pretty normal person but on the other hand I can't seem to go a day with out masturbating. Is there something wrong with me?

I have avoidant personality disorder. How can I not be retarded and get by well enough to keep a job and have people like me?

im sorry that you got burned alice

S-so, let me t-talk to you about this tea for a b-bit, because it's super good

IM SOO HAPPY MY FIRST KYS!

-wanders into the broom closet and gets a bottle of lemon pledge-

alice do you take nigger dick

you're a dude
thats why

Oh, fair enough. You're still too cute. But do you have a regular schedule or do you just come randomly?

whaaat the fuck is that thing right of the knives

Masturbation is b-both healthy and encouraged!

It's n-not your fault

You have a pretty heavy schedule this week Alice. What gives?

Please spread your legs. We all wanna see your panties

What kind of tea would you recommend for a night of playing videogames and smoking pot?

i think im getting why you have the drawings

FUCKING PET ME

W-welcome to 2017

Oh, it's you again.

...

Source on trap, please.

Can we masturbate to and for you?

...

*pets*

im listening

wr3ct0r at gmail mail

P-please

...

Now I know when to check 4ch to see your threads.I don't why but I find those soothing for some reason. Thanks Alice!

so alice how did you get burned

Well miss Alice, thank you for this free therapy session. Why don't we chat over some coffee instead?

Alice you are less alluring if you are really not a trap.

One t-that makes you make b-better choices

(OP)

Wow , How you do to make a lot of people wanna fap whit you , i no see the "sexy" stuff ...
But you are 2 trap to meh ...