Good evening, Anonymous! How's your week so far?

Good evening, Anonymous! How's your week so far?

>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION

>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!

>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.

>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.

>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.

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Reimu!

Howdy.

Well it's official. Not going to play with that jackass DM again for D&D.

Memes.

Reimu, Anons, avatars, good evening!

Feeling pretty good about these threads lately. Might focus only on giving romantic advice~

The poster below me is getting their nipples sucked by the poster above me.

BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN EZRA POUND

Me!

Wonderful, a lot of anons come here looking for that and I really lack in advice in that sector.
Lewd...

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The next poster to try to be funny will lose their sense of humor.

How are you reimoo?

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very

All I can do is speak from experience. I mean, other than that, from a "life" perspective, all I could offer otherwise is grad school advice.

But you're pretty popular around here, Nep! I'm certain people would want to hear your input regardless.

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Anyway guess I will start my rant about my horrible DM.

>"angel" of war buys us out and we get contracted to one year of going to war with him if we survive the arena fight
>about to start a coliseum fight
>Want to join a band of goblins to benefit my party as I am also a wizard goblin
>For some reason wanting to join the goblins=wanting to be the leader
>I say forget it then
>DM says "Im not going to hand it to you, work for it"
>Other party members really want to have the goblins on our side
>Fine I comply to challenge the goblin leader
>The leader wants to fuck me to be the leader
>Fine.
>I now have a penalty on me (disadvantage on saving throws)
>about to enter the arena for the grand melee

I'm doing fine, thanks for asking! How about you?

I hope everyone has a lovely Wednesday night~

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Sounds like your DM is a stick in the mud. Granted, I'm a bit strict when I DM, but at least your situation actually makes sense. If I was DM-ing I'd allow it, but I wouldn't exactly hand it to you either. Gotta make the story interesting.

These threads are beginning to feel like home. It's actually really relaxing.

Dubs wont cease my anger
>Enter arena
>My party get pitted against a fire giant (we are a group of six level 5. Giant is level 12)
>Player that only showed up for this campaign (which ended after this statement) fought a random person which was a wizard that ended up downing a party member and knocking half out health down with one hit.
>Somehow defeat the fire giant (of course not killing it as it tapped out) and don't level up.
>Now this is where things start to get pissy
>"Angel" of war says we are to weak
>says we owe him a favor or draw from a deck of many things
>Considering we got to keep from the deck it was less about paying him back but the DM wanting to see what happens.

Well obviously you didn't read my story about a month ago

Just finished drinking tea (it's coffee) with Alice and i'm lurking here, it was a pretty energetic day.

Is fortune on your side, mister Yoshikage/hand fetishist?

So, do you guys like fusion?
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I'm top poster. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>Everyone draws but me
>I owe the "angel" a favor
>No biggie
>Get teleported again to another plane
>Somebody now owns a keep and we have to get it
>Level 5 and besides the stuff some of us got from the deck we are still at starting gear and money
>Before journey we go into town to buy supplies
>being a goblin get escorted by guards so I wont get attacked
>for some reason guards stop following me when I'm about to go into a store
>Shopkeeper hates me
>Go buy an explorers pack for 1G
>shopkeeper says that its 175 G
>Curse at him in goblin and walk out
>before I walk out the shop keeper attacks me
>somehow a merchant knows goblin, in fact everyone I spoke to in goblin (4 people) know it when its a rare racial language.
>Now the DM is pushing it.

Mhm! I'm loving what she's doing in 2017 so far! Most of my day was spent fleshing out my city project in Starbound. I'm up to 15 population so far and growing!

Or I ignored it lol. I'm on these threads pretty regularly.

Pretty much the DM made fun of him and humiliated him for liking/being a goblin. That's what happened last time.

Hopefully it will be tonight. I'm about to do something I may regret.

-Nico

That's nice, what happened to that sign on your shrine?

Oh, it's you, David, hello, and here I though some JoJo fan started posting here.

I took it off of course. The person who put it there came forward about it too. Apparently it was just a harmless joke after all.

Eh, that may be justifiable. Typically, Goblins sit in the neutral or evil alignment, so most NPCs don't really care much for them. However, the DM is being a dick by ragging on him and constantly singling him out.

Hi thread

How many hours are invested into Starbound now? Just curious~

I have 95. I'm so ashamed...

>Curse at him one more time and run out of store so he won't kill me
>Merchant says I stole something
>2 mage guards stop me
>I comply
>They search me
>"Uh yeah you are still under arrest"
>What the fuck
>I say I will exile myself from the town
>still wont have any of it and say they will put me in the stocks
>scared my character is going to get his stuff stolen and raped again
>Say a party member can say I'm innocent
>They put me in shackles
>another player comes by and asks whats going on
>Guards say they are going to punish me and my owner
>DM always pulls this shit, punishes other party members who never had anything to do with the events
>Roll a 21 to get out of the shackles
>The mother fucker real life player rats me out about getting away
>get caught
>Try to explain I'm a wizard not a thief
>show guard some magic away from him at the floor.

In short I got raped by a demon for lols and owed 20 G out of it. To make it worse got raped in front of my other friends in the party.

I'm here.
There will be no lag at all for me tonight.
I am probably going to be a little busy though...

david pls go

Well sit back and relax, because I'm about to make you feel WAY better about yourself!

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Do RPGs always get this...kinky?

Who's David?

-Nico

Someone teach me how to play D&D.

Checked

Pretty sure it involves reading like 15 books first

>Guard goes berzerk
>attacks me
>Dm goes on to say out of game that the guard is level one and I can kill him easily and run
>fuck you buddy a wizard goblin is easy to spot out of a crowed. The whole town will be after me
>I say I use disengage and run away
>DM "you cant do both
>Me yes I can its a racial trait
>Dm has a blank face
>So I disengaged and start running
>Say I want to throw all my money and yell free money as a distraction
>Dm says I can't do that but says I can attack
>I just run, but I don't really run cause my pace was still 30 when it was supposed to be double that for a running action
>Survive another attack
>Dm. Make a wisdom saving throw
>fail it
>Dm you are now paralyzed
>Are you fucking serious?
>they proceed to break all my bones and rip out my tongue instead of but gagging me

Depends who you play with.

roll dice and pray to rngsus

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It's a learn as you go thing, Nep~

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You've never answered my question, Orihara-san! What kind of project are you working on?

Ah...at least it isn't League?

I'd be a twisted spitting rage demon right now if it was League!

>I'm about to do something I may regret.
Sometimes it's fun to gamble, just try not to get arrested...

I'm going to assume this is David. I'm still really confused though.
You're not the only oreo in town anymore.
I'm about to destroy what's left of a slowly breaking friendship. Although it may go the other way around.

Thanks for last time, Reimu. It helped out.

>Word gets around about my execution
>thankfully a more helpful player character chimes in I'm owned by an "angel" of war
>Angel gets called down
>regenerates me but in the most painful way possible
>Angel painfully brands me with his symbol
>Teleports me and all of my party outside the gates
>Says I have to build a church to his god on a warlocks new land (a warlock that worships the arch fey so now his character is pissed at me)
>Says I and the rest of the party is exiled from the city so once again punishing the party for something one guy did
>Everyone now hates me in game wise

Everything I do ends horribly. Here are some points of this horrible DM
>Only characters he does is pity asshole who only cares about money
>Yes even the good aligned playful copper dragon only cares about money
>90% of NPCs we encounter try to provoke us to try and get us hostile
>Power hungry
>Railroads us
>Throws over leved monsters at us
>Whenever we try to stand up for ourselves or express our anger or frustration we get heavily punished like how the fuck can everyone know goblin
>punishes the whole party to keep us in line
>Bad story telling. went from sailors, to plane shift gladitors, to planshift to go get a keep.
>no way to get money and everything is over priced
>Rules layers only when its to screw us over

I'm done with this idiot

Read them for me, also hello Kijin.

Someone play with D&D with me.

I'm happy to hear it! How are you doing today?

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Cute, kinky, and plays D&D. I need to find people that possess these 3 qualities ASAP!

How much of a time investment is required?

Thank goodness you're not

Yeah, fuck that guy
But nobody else wants to DM right?

Only books I've read in the last 5 years or so are the Overlord novels. Book 12 needs to come out.

I'm breaking down languages computers can use to make notes people can.

I hope to make a set of notes people can use to rapidly learn said languages and memorize their methods through use alone.

tldr: I want to help others to create whatever they want. I want nothing out of it for myself.

It's up to you to decide what's worth keeping and ridding yourself of. Do whatever you need to.

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I'm doing good. I managed to at least resolve parts of the situation that were the worst for me, so at this point I just get to sit back and say that what happens happens.

Thanks to all who read through my rant.

Even if I stopped playing goblin his other styles of running the game will start to grate on me like when I said I wanted to run but didn't and how everyone only cares about money.

Not a lot. Some characters are harder to play then others. Some people even allow you to drop in and drop out if you can't make a season. A season lasts 3-5 hours.

Also make sure its ok with the party to get kinky. A word for that is magical realm.

We have one more DM when THAT DM can't show up, which is mostly every other week so I can have fun then.

Plus I myself know how to DM now to a certain extant.

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Does anyone wanna see some funnies from 9gag? I'll post some

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It's not really "funny" but I thought it was interesting

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So this is the evolution of shitposting?

At least he is being creative about it.

And no I don't have diabetes

the picture is you.

I didn't know you had a background in comp sci, Ori! That's amazing! How far along are you with this project anyway? I'd like to see some results you've managed.

Magical realm, gotcha. I'll surely keep that in mind~ 3-5 hours doesn't seem too bad...Time would have to be carved out for it, anyway~ Thank you very much for the info!

I tend to mostly play comfy relaxing games, so maybe that has something to do with it!

Oh, that's good! Hopefully it's only uphill from here then!

Oh no, I killed her with hearts!

>spam in a shrine thread

Same

Oh hey there

Lol no, if anything it's the shittiest one so far. Also, shitposters are a bit weird once you get to know them, atleast happened once to me.
Lewdmu yo, let's watch a movie someday.

I would like a reading about my love life, I want to know how it looks for this new year.
Thanks

Yep. I realised today that it stressed her out more than she let on though, which is unfortunate. Still, we're both kind of happy at least.

I'm not "shitposting" or "derail" I'm just post some funnies I found on 9gag

waddup, just want to pop in quickly to see some hub-bub

It was meh

Hey, just wanted to say thanks for making these threads. It's nice to have a supportive, albeit digital, community to vent to. Friends and docs just don't get me. You anime/cosplay folk aren't so bad!

If you want to know about other things let me know.

Like if your playing a wizard have spells on standby so you don't spend 3 minutes looking for it in a book.

I rather have bad face book jokes then the other types of spam we have faced here.

A good place is to lurk around /tg/ to get a feel for it all.

(you)

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thanks for the (you) i guess?

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Would anybody want my dubs for a reading?

Most likely. You're so cool, Reimu. This is why I like keeping you around. So easy to talk to and there's no time or social pressure. Our conversations are a bit of a getaway~

Speaking of the chillness of video games, I've been playing RE4 lately. Zero chill there, and I can only play in small increments because I get too scared

user, ask for those duba dubs.

>tfw I have shit taste for music
>tfw I like anything
feels good

What's up with the spam tho?

My cold is like my annoying ex. It won't go away or leave me alone.