Ask a p-psychologist anything!

Ask a p-psychologist anything!
I'm h-here for you Anonymous, open y-your heart!

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gee bill, TWO THREADS?

damn it, i was about to go to sleep....sooo tired

I've been quite happy recently actually.

Encore!

I want to fuck you silly

GEE WILLICKERS ONEECHAN

STAGE 2 BEGIN

also
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nice trips op

How much time you take to do this things? like chatting with strangers and posting on chans?

I'm sick but I'm always healthy enough to check Alice's thread out.

Hopefully everybody is having a good day!

Woohoo! An encore!

nice trips also do you make the masks yourself?

Nice trips, but you're definitely NOT Alice.

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Why can't I hold all these threads

Too much I bet

I'm sick too! I hope that you get well soon!

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Faggot.

If really female, you know the rules.

faggot

cause you'r fagget

"she" is

Hey Alice, you told me to make a game

If I get stuck with this thingy you linked, can I come ask you for help?

Panties' color pleaaaaaassssee!

does a new thread mean another cup of tea?

Can you point your feet toward the camera?

For psychological healing of course.

faggot

I'm sorry but you sounded like a valley girl from the 80's! Hahahah

hey alice you didn't get to my last one so ill ask again, this girl named ireland I liked her quite a bit talked to her for a year confessed was going good got a little physical than out of the blue 4 months in she ignored me I asked why she couldn't even tell me to my face had her friend do it for her apparently and I quote"something is broken inside of me and I am not willing to fix it" of course I changed you to I for claritys sake but you get the idea I still like her what do I do to get a relationship going or is it even possible

you're the one who doesn't , apparently

those are all reposts. Pics AND vocaroo.

Oh, another one. That's nice.

Hi Alice dono, how can I make you notice me?

2 threads in one day it must be my birthday

since she linked it through her steam channel i would guess its the real alice

Yes, feel better soon, user!

coffee or black tea?

First time in one of these threads...Is it solely for those with problems?

Hownu.ru

Ain't good there bill

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H-hello everyone! Y-you can contact me in t-the following ways:

email: [email protected]
skype: alicemargatroid2
steam: Aneki Margatroid
Twitch: CeltyPlays
chat: anekiho.me/chat2
StarBound: 96.239.33.6:21025

So porn dump?
Porn dump.

sounds like some emo bullshit to me, leave her alone and get a less picky girl

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Link to her steam channel?

nice succubus (male)

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Absolutely

for the chat do we enter whatever for a log in?

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yea the grill is pretty emo edgy in general, will on the regular post short word poems about being alone. its pretty bad

where are alicemargatroid and alicemargatroid1. what did you do to them?

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from prev thread:

a good example of the type of woman that always leaves...i cant say thats you, i dont know you, but you remind me of quite a few that i know/knew

9/28 HAHAHA

Hey OP psychologist.
I am a giant idiot who only plays pc games and sits at home sleeping till 5 pm. How can i stop procrastinating ? :D

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Just post the source faggot

C-correct!

T-those are my github accounts

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new tights are new but thanks for the tea

Im the orgasm-less guy from the last thread, thanks for the advice for the aneros, I had no idea thats what that thing was for! Thanks again, and have a great night!

Oh also IRL my ex made me go to a psychologist and he literally just laughed and told me I was making it up. Thanks for being so cool, hopefully my next partner will be as cool as you!

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T-that's when you g-give the psychologist the finger and h-hire a new one.

Remember, you are the client; you are free to walk the fuck out.

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Alice-chan has a Twitch channel. This Cirno's life has improved. Now I just need Reisen's tail to rest on while watching

SHOW US THE CAAAAT
i saw the shadow i know you have a kitty in there

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T-that is a dog. Her n-name is Nano.

So have you revealed that you're actually a guy yet?

Thats no help. i want to stop procrastinate. are u real psychologist

i recently had sex without a condom for the first time. is it normal to feel like I love my bf more?

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Dude I was raped by a woman a long time ago. I thought of going to a psychologist to help...

...but then I thought about the psychologist laughing at my face, and changed my mind.

Man hands

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dont be afraid. be free. youre a free woman.

I c-can't reveal w-what isn't true

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dont be afraid. be free. youre a free woman. eh i mean man... how did it happen ?

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hi alice can i have a hug

I've been stressed lately

Alice why are you so pretty?

I felt that too with an ex. Huge difference with, and without. Apparently sperm has an impact on mood/hormones when it comes in contact with inner you. Obviously a condom hinders this.

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*wraps her arms tightly around you and squeezes*

How are you doing today Alice?

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quaaaaaads

damn, there could have been a lot of suspect proof of pussy jokes.
but in which case
SHOW US THE DOOOOOG
i like dogs more anyway, even apparently miniature ones

I'm n-not silly.

C-can't complain

any advice for someone who thinks about killing themself every single day.

i have nothing to live for, no chance at having a happy life.

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Don't say that, you're the most pretty :P

Nice underhanded way of telling it. Freudian slip? Anyways I doubt I'll go. The few people I told either didn't believe me, or thought I had actually enjoyed it. Most of them were feminists. Yay for the future.

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