Hey Sup Forums, you ever see a celeb naked in real life? tell us what happened

hey Sup Forums, you ever see a celeb naked in real life? tell us what happened

Winona Ryder. Had sex with her a few times.

Please stop posting my pictures on this website. It is virtually rape.

and please don't leave out details

Dakota Fanning and I lost our v-cards to each other. We went to the same high school. I was a senior and she was a freshman. Still regret letting her go...

>ITT: Things that never happened

Who talks like this?

Story? How was she?

Bush on Dakota?

Like what?

Nope. Shaved clean before I saw her naked every time.

samefag

good fuck? vocal?

except not tho

She was good. Great body, big boobs, average sex pretty much.

She was pretty cool actually. Enjoyed hanging out and talking with her as much as the sex.

Well, the first time is never good, but I'm as much to blame as she is for that. But after a few months, easily the best sex of my life. No one else I've ever fucked has even come close.

And, yes, very vocal. She liked dirty talk.

what was her pussy like? any kinks?

what kind of stuff would she say?

my dad actually had sex with carrie fisher when she was a cocaine whore

how were the reviews?

ITT:

16 year olds

dumb fucks

never said how good it was tbh lmao

Very nice, had a landing strip but otherwise nice and smooth. I was only with her a few times, so didn't really have a chance to explore any kinks unfortunately.

She was a little quirky personality wise, but otherwise very down to earth and normal. I met her in a parking area after hiking in SoCal, and it was kind of surreal to be honest.

vocal?

I was working in a bookstore where Mary Poppins was signing some books. She was clogging up a hallway with her small entourage and I had to shimmy past her to clock out for the day. I saw down her shirt, good view of one boob.

She was older and it was reddish. But holy shit its mary poppins, I would suck on that shit all night long while touching myself. Can still picture it.

Swear its true

Not really, it was all very mellow and low key for the most part. Moaning and softer sounds definitely, but no dirty talk or anything like that.

Not really a celebrity, but saw David Cameron's wife topless back before he was Prime Minister

you see her alleged fappening pics? can you verify?

how'd that happen?

How many nipples? Nine pink nipples? Was she a sow or a regular ol' pig?

Was out with some friends drinking when one of them said he knew this guy named Sebastian who was supposedly the grandson or something of the Balfour who the Balfour Declaration was named for, and we went to his house, and after more drinks, we went upstairs and he turned off the lights and we looked out the window into the window across the way and she walked past topless. He said she did it every night at the exact same time

I did, tough to tell. Boobs change over time, and I was with her back in 2004. I can tell you that she had an amazing rack when I saw them. The pictures I saw looked like they held up well if they're legit.

The one thing I did notice about the pics were her hands. She had thin and bony hands, and those pics still seem to show that.

It was actually a pleasant enough sight that I would have made looking at the window at that time a regular part of my routine had I lived there

You guys all know this guy is full of shit and lying, right? Riiiiiiggggghhhhtttt? I'm mean nobody is that stupid to believe this lying douchebag, right?

Why would I lie? I don't give a fuck if you believe or not.

i believe you. seen this story before and it never changes

Nobody believe you, douchebag. You're embarrassing yourself with your pathetic made up "I fucked Winona" story. Lol at your life.

Strike that. I guess this idiot does. Two douchebags in one thread. Who would've guessed.

im only seeing one

Funny, I'm not embarrassed at all sport. Two people hooked up, spent some time together, and had sex. One was me, and one happened to be Winona Ryder. It happened whether you believe it or not.

The only one looking like a d-bag around here is you.

I'm Winona Ryder. I can confirm. That should settle it.

I might believe you if you claimed that you sucked off John Travolta in a men's sauna. That I could believe.

Because I'm guessing the only thing that flows easier out of your mouth than lies, is buckets of men's cum, you lying douchebag.

And you are LYING. You know it and I know it.

But you'll just continue to lie about your lie, because you're that pathetic.

I'm not lying. Continually saying that I am lying doesn't make me a liar, but by all means keep at it.

I guess it must frost your ass for some reason, but holy shit you're taking it way too personally. This is a board of people from various walks of life, various ages, various places. It's entirely plausible some of us have had experiences you choose not to believe.

There was a guy who says he fucked Hayley Atwell. Not sure if its true or not but its the best thing I've read here.

I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces a few years back

Went to HS with Olivia munn in OK. Back then she went by Lisa...at a party between junior and senior year she took a couple beer bongs and took a couple hits off the blunt and ended up flashing her tits a bunch, 9/10. Would recommend

I fucked lisa ann. She walked into my gym in midtown manhattan once. Chatted her up and she took me back to her place once we were done working out

Felecia Day is pregnant with my love child.

Dunno if it counts as celebrity, but hooked up w one hit wonder Stacy orrico about 6-7 years ago. Long since she had any celebrity credit so I assumed was just normal broad. Didn't know until weeks later she actually had a hit song. Forgettable sex

I know shes a pornstar but zero chance

I fucked Brandi Love twice, here in Canada. Not that hard

That Hispanic chic from Lizzie Maguire show--fucked her after a late night w shots and coke involved.

>celeb

Kevin James fucked my dad.

What's the story
Swear I saw this on Sup Forums once

thread suddenly got weird

ask her how Will is

Fucked an actress from one of the Star Trek shows.
She was in town for a convention, and I met her at a bar. We hooked up a couple of times before she went back to Los Angles. She showed me pictures of her kid and bitched about her ex husband. Kind of a bitter cunt, but she could suck a dick. Damn.

Saw a great story from a guy who claimed to work wardrobe for GoT (he was gay) had seen the whole main cast naked. Idk if it was real but shit was epic

Okay, prove it then, faggot.

1) Post a pic of yourself from 2004
2) Give me your initials (don't need your name)
3) You exact address where u lived in 2004
4) Where you worked in 2004 plus address
5) And the street and city Winona where lived back then

My brother works in LE and is on duty now. TT him and he sad he'll run the dets though his LE databases. Your details check out I'll post and say I'm wrong.

But guarantee though you won't post shit, because you are a fucking liar

All you faggots that lie on Sup Forums, this guy is evidently your king

This guy... every fucking time. Unless your name is Tom fucking green shut the fuck up already.

>seen the whole main cast naked

do you even watch GoT?

Elle Fanning > Dakota Fanning

Selena Gomez is dating a nigger.

Folder deleted.

this was including Sophie and Maisie.

Wtf is this real?

I've never seen a regular girl naked in real life let alone a celebrity.

this is now a feels thread

This is so fucking weird that it must be true.

>tfw Selena Gomez is my ultimate celeb crush and now she's dating some nigger who calls himself the weeknd.

...

nice

I once saw John Cusack erupt into the hair of Johnny Depp in a cocain fueled frenzy induced by Hunter S. Thompson.

They all looked deep into my soul and said "the bee pee is the boo poo". I hear them in my dreams now.

Jennifer fucking Lawrence

Does anybody really engage with such shitty trolling anymore? I feel like we all just kind of lost respect for trolls.

Jenna Coleman at a party in Blackpool in 2004.

apparently Sophie's cunt is covered in razor burn :/

story please. what happened?

It's easy to lose respect for something that gets worse in quality almost by the hour.

What was her name?

My fucking sides

Spock

all trolling aside, i fucked kat the midget. was fun.

House party, drinking and drugs, Jenna and I took an unforgettable shower together. It felt amazing.

you fuck? she have a brit bush?

so from bitch boy bieber to another canuck drug dealer? girls got fantasy taste in men. skank.

Best and believable so far

She's not a celebrity yet, but I fucked one of the actresses on The 100 when we were in college.

I sniffed Bellamy Young's panties back in 2000.

Sounds more like 'The King of Kings"

You talking about the chick with a face like a frying pan? Jesus Christ I can smell that stank thru a photo bro, raise your fucking standards will you?

We had a bottle of champagne with us in the shower we drank out of it, poured some of it on each other had really enthusiastic shower sex and yes she had a perfectly trimmed bush, her pussy lips were completely shaved and her bush on top was full but so nicely trimmed I pulled out just before I blew it and cummed on her pubes!

Not really trolling when some faggot comes on her eand "claims" he banged Winona Ryder, then when you call him out on it

the lying faggot runs away.

I'd call it a "service" rather than trolling. Weeding out the liars as you will.

You're both welcome. No charge. But make sure to tip your waitress.

how'd that happen? how were they?

she loud? what was her pussy like?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I get the feeling that you put way more energy into this than a normal person would.

I gave her a ride to the airport. She hopped out to get her ticket while I unloaded her luggage. After I did that she still didn't arrive so I quickly opened up one of luggage and looked around. On top were two pairs of panties. I sniffed one then the other. Then I zipped up the luggage before she made her way back.

We tried to be quiet as possible because there were a lot of people at the party. Her pussy was really tight and it's an innie so no roast beef sticking out.

Not all stories posted here are fiction and falsehood user!

you are weird

stay off the drugs kids, you're replying to the wrong post.