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Now I'm here.

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Grandma should be made leader of germany.
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wowee

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What's your favorite Veggie Tales?

the one where bob tells that story

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Mine is "Where's God when I'm Scared?" It's about how God has abandoned us all to the horror of our fate. A literal living hell whose only escape is the oblivion of death. The only reward we get at the end of it all is eternal rot and the death of the immortal soul.

Kitty, find me a better job.

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wowee i must have missed that one!
is it on netflix?

buy me chicken

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Be a professional paper towel sniffer.

I don't know, It's some pretty heavy shit to drop on some chillrens.

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buy me the DVD for an early or late birthday

I can't until I get a better job.

Its surprising how little of those two I've actually seen.

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I went off my meds for a few days and now that I started taking it again I can't cum. It's been three days; I need some release. Fuck me...

Send drugs and money, please.

well fine then. no new job for you.
my work is hiring. come here. work for me. import me chicken from raising canes

yeh those meds make it hard to make gravy

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You just want to die and run, and the only happiness to be found is at the end of a gun.

Any good sites for gfur?

Invader
Invader nearby
Invasion is nigh

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I'll not buy it and say it's a birthday present for me.

well any suggestion i try to post it reports as spam so idk what to tell you

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I neither give nor receive gifts. I don't like getting them especially. It makes me uncomfortable.

Tell him to come over and suck your dick instead.

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i dont know what to listen to for music. nothing is hitting the spot

what if he has mouth aids?

I'm telling you, get a job as a paper towel sniffer.

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Maneating momma steam-driven hamma

But you already have dick AIDS.

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What do normal people even do all their lives

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gasp dundundunnn

If you've never mutilated yourself you aint livin'

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I've never done it before, but... Why not?

is that so?

John Haigh, the acid man

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well its a lot like eating a hot dog except not

Well, that premise is a little facetious.
I'd rather put it that you have a lack of the deep wellspring of feelings if you've never been seized by the command to gouge, brand, or prick your flesh.
Peircings are garbage parasuicidaliality at best, gaudy, heavy-handed symbolism at worst.

And such a lack of a spring or well means your life is lacking and mundane.

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i agree with law.

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You can tell a lot by a man's taste in arms.

Why ARE the chinese so subhuman anyway

because small eyes

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First

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WRONG. Its because of inferior breeding and culture.

wew

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Jesus Christ tear a muscle and it'll never go away. Who knew you could do so just by coughing?

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How drunk are you?

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Need to touch up the brand.
Its fading
Damn lack of suitable instruments

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You should know by now I'm no drinker.
Though it'd probably help.
Just seized with strange moods and the effects of sleep loss.

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Could use some vodka though.
Gopniks delight

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Psilocybin is a terrible drug. Cut-rate acid by any measure.

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