Alright Sup Forumsros, I need to know if I'm fucked

alright Sup Forumsros, I need to know if I'm fucked
I'll greentext it so you know I'm not some newfag

>be me, have relatively new job
>have to wear suit to work
>I change outside at my car because I don't think I can inside
>changing like normal
>one of my daily carry knives falls out of pocket
>I see it fall, but I'm rushing to throw my pants back on
>Coworker comes out and starts talking to me
>forget about knife on ground because it's black and it's on black concrete and it's nighttime
>realize I dropped it later on in night
>thing was pretty cheap and pretty much broken
>rip my favorite knife I guess
>be me having anxiety problems
>I start worrying that it'll get found in the parking lot and cause problems
>go to plaza to go to another store on my day off
>knife isn't in lot
>literally an actual realization of my fears that I played out on the way there
>cops actually pull up in unmarked car and "civvy" clothes and go inside
>they come out about 10 minutes later
>I actually saw this happen before it did and it doesn't help that I have this irrational fear or anxiety about cops
>idk what to do or if I should be worried

I think that the manager called the found knife in and they picked it up and that'll be it, but should I be worried about anything else happening?

pic related, it's the knife

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lol I have work all dag there today, so I hope nothing happens

Lol nothing can happen

I thought so, it's just hard to stay rational with anxiety
I'm still shocked that I predicted everything so far and the timing of me being there to see it happen

What kind of job requires you to wear a suit at night in a shopping plaza?

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This is the knife

hooker

It's a sales gig, fairly big company

Wtf kind of fag are you? Knives aren't illegal. You're either a boring troll or you need help.

I know they aren't illegal ding dong

That being said, I do need help

go get your knife back you retard

what are they going to find? blood? doubtful

If police took it, then should I even bother trying to get it back?

>le be me
>oh I have such ANXIETY
>This minor thing is giving me such trouble i can't even sleep at night

Grow the fuck up, lurk more and stop being a faggot. Say that you had a knife in your car and it fell when you were getting out after changing clothes without you noticing.

If you live in some retarted place like britbongia just don't say anything, they won't start getting DNA from it, that is way too much work if it was not used in a crime.

I mean you can probably just tell them that you dropped it somewhere and say thanks you're glad you found it. Doubt they have any real probable cause to do any other sort of investigation other than it being on company property but they cant do anything even then.

you have shit taste in knives

What do you need help with? Nothing else will happen. You might get a call from your work to retrieve it if they find out it's yours.

Explain your damn problem, op.

Since when did dropping a knife become illegal?
Also thats a plebs knife get yourself a damascus full tang knife and feel joy in life again.

and to add on. Do you really think it's worth more trouble doing this over spending 15 dollars? I think it's like a dollar worth of effort

Minor thing that isn't even a thing. They have knives even in Britain. Everyone has knives. They're one of the most important tools to own.

I got it on sale on Groupon, just fun to use
Been looking for nicer ones

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holy shit, dude. I thought I worried about stupid things

Oh I meant help mentally, not with this situation

It's still shit
An Opinel or Mora is like 7 bucks
you're shit

thanks bud

Op you fag
Get a benchmade or spyderco

Ah. Well damn dude. We all suffer from anxiety. Some more than others. Hope you make your way through it.

How do you know they were cops. Why the fuck would someone call the cops for finding a knife on the ground.

Here op this is a knife ive been looking at on amazon and considering . Well worth the money and a piece that will turn heads and last a long time 5/5 stars

>"greentext"
>"I'm not some newfag"

Pick one.

Jesus what's with all the fucking autistic anxiety crap tonight? Between this faggot and the pussy who is scared about his dick pic being posted I can't take any more.

If OP is buying cheap knives off Groupon then he can't afford that shit

Kershaw makes alright entry level stuff too though

trips of truth

fuck that's gorgeous

Kershaw is good bang for buck.Also there is Ganzo, they are mainly clones but not so bad i've heard.

Ganzo and Enlan are legit I had an Enlan 02 for some years to break down boxes

Poshland makes display knives from shit steel in Pakistan

If you buy this garbage you deserve to get bilked out of your money

Im betting ops under age and fabricated the story because he dropped his knife in the school parking lot
Real story
>be me
>put on jacket in school parking lot
> be football game so its night
>oh shit a teacher
>knifes black nights black wellfair reciepiants are black
>factsoflife.jpg
>nextday.exe
>oh neeeeaww teacher found knife
>call cops out
>get nervous make thread on b asking if i can get into trouble, but make the story sound stupid as fuck.

Because it was an unmarked cop car, they were wearing matching "combat" outfits, and the woman cop was sloppy enough to have her belt showing, from which I saw handcuffs and a walkie

same to you

Ive been debating on it for a while now think i may buy it later on, and most definitely agree.

>wellfare recipients are black
I keked, but next time try spell check

Had a neat little Kershaw, gave it to gf
I'll look out for another one

Been doing that a lot tonight

kershaw chill is great
I tried to warn you faggots

If you're in the UK, they are illegal.

Is what communist country do you live in when police are called because someone found a POCKET KNIFE in the goddamn parking lot.

Around here people don't even call the police when they see people carrying guns.

The fuck is wrong with you?

If someone found your knife, THAT'S A GOOD THING.

You can go to lost and found and get it back.

>this is a picture of the knife
I get it now!

You're worried your colleagues will find out you're a massive homo.