Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Rei.

Other urls found in this thread:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=rurx5WSbgIA
soundcloud.com/lilypichu/whatthefuckdidyousaytome
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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Shoops.

Louise reporting home from work!

Why's that awkward?

Because you're super subby around me!

Aww, where's the Chara that wouldn't stop thanking me gone?

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(Yohane)
Not for you maybe, but for me

That ones in discord!

Because I'm not good with gay stuff! Penis is not my natural habitat.

I guess I'll accept that.

-wonders why being warm under the blanket is a shame- 0.o

eyepatches look gross

I so am not.

>Penis is not my natural habitat.
And thus, the biggest lie in history has just been told.

Off to open the building I go.

I mean has waifu become a gay hookup thing? Christ on a bike.

Then you need to learn! Embrace the faggotry!

You have a crazy person as a waifu

Oh, because I wanted to talk to you

Well, you could also like accept that now you're a faggot

Do you want me to prove it?

-sits beside you and looks up.isn't going to bed yet, ish soon-

is that a bad thing?
crazy is a big word tho

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Oh, nice. So what did you do all day?
What's your occupation?

Heya Sameji!

I'm sorry, not everyone is accustomed to liking stick as much as you.

I'll just stick to doing whatever my penis tells me to do. Hopefully that will lead me to a girl+girl threesome some day.

I mean, is it *really* gay to fuck a guy dressed as a girl, you mistake for a girl while drunk on new years?

Was it point of no return or did you realise before the stripping started? Because on option is fucking super gay.

-is thread cleaner.-

Afternoon Sameji.

Your penis can't really give you directions in the moment though. Like, it's not going to guide you through pleasing another penis.

morning

>not everyone is accustomed to liking stick as much as you.
i think he can only drive it, he's pretty bad at licking them

it's 7am

I figured it out after almost an hour+ of grinding on him inside a club, at that point it was like, "well, can't really say no now"

I'll figure it out okay! You don't learn how to please another penis over night. I've been honing my skills with vagina for years!

s a v a g e. I don't think mako can drive them either though ;^)

I suppose crazy isn't in itself a bad thing, but Rin isn't a fun flavor of crazy, past the common route.
Actually a bit of a let down. Played KS when the common was all that was available, and Rin was one of my favorites, now she's far and away my least favorite of the KS girls.

Yeah that's gay. At least you used the term 'him'.

Maybe in the past, sure.

Have you really though?

i don't think he can drive at all if we're being perfectly honest here

no, here in a civilised nation that's what time it is

O-Okay I guess I'll just work on my computer in silence

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I mean, I should be saying her out of respect. I'm not sure the term they preferred though. Dressed like a girl, looked like a girl. Not like I knew em'.

Obviously I'm joking about none of it being gay, though.

I've been told I'm pretty great, alright.

>someone that can't drive
That's just disgusting to think about, honestly.

Hi how are you?

Oh well fuck you too.

Did I somehow miss you again?

I'm not sure I believe it.

I'm doing okay. How about you?
Eh, I don't stand out all that much~

-yawns and curls up on the floor-

he's been in 2 accidents in the last 3 months or so

wow, r00d, do i need to call up my superior army?

sachi pls go

Nah I'm just tired and really really bad at it. How's it going?

I've really got nothing here, do I? All we have is haggis...

Welp. Im on the minecraft server now.

Well you're not Eri, so your opinion doesn't matter!

I know. Rip that beautiful vehicle.

-doesn't know what a sachi is-

\^_^/ -builds nordic longhouse by the water to fish in and raise cats-

you could always try to arm your many sheep

maniac

it's a big miata

Happy then sad then shitposting.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=rurx5WSbgIA

It's...going. More than a little worn out. But on the bright side my heated slippers got here today!
How about you?

We can hookup user.
I promise I'm not gay.

Yeah but that's not even fair.

I think that's more Wales?

I'm good! Super sleepy, but good.

Me neither.

-falls asleep on the floor, dreaming of kitties playing in a meadow in the full of spring.-

>when you crushing on a girl but your normal day consists of visiting a weeb image forum that is overrun in porn so every girl who even remotely looks like the girl you crushing on reminds you of her

I'm honestly just really disappointed she drives a miata.

How isn't that fair?

That's gay yo

i thought it was scotland?

it's an rx-7, but it's the convertible, so it's just a big miata with an inefficient engine

We could do not-gay things.
Like drinking coffee together.

Because like anyone compares to her.

Wales is more famous for sheep. Scotland is haggis, whisky, bagpipes and kilts.

I have a wheat, cow, sugarcane, chicken and tree areas. Ill be working on an underground automated KFC machine.

I drink the manliest, straightest coffee. Flat white.

Sounds like a miata to me.

Well there's also Xidaidai, who's still 10x better than her... But you're kinda cute too no homo.

I claim all of you faggots waifu's.Only to kill and rape the dead bodies

Happy 13th birthday.

welp, you all have to live under the same stupid government, so

lemme know how that goes

sounds worse than a miata to me, it has a wankel, so you have to get together with other wankel owners to compare notes, and touch butts

That's pretty fucking gay

We'll be free one day! You'll see!

That's good! Any reason you're keeping yourself up?

Well it is daytime here, so I kind of should be awake. Not like it's because I'm talking to someone or something.

I actually drink Cappuccino most of the time, unless in the mood for a plain Espresso.
I've never had a Flat White.

I'm like the straightest guy in this thread right now.

She's being gushy and gay with some girl.


I should go to bed soon, gotta wake up in 4 hours.

Eg reiste i minnet
Tilbake til isen som fødde meg
Kjenner varmen frå pusten som tødde meg
UruR

hi

That's certainly an understandable sentiment!

I know exactly who she's being gushy and gay with~

I mean that's honestly not saying much.

I need to fix my sleep pattern a little anyway.

I really gotta...

Speaking of, it's 5:30 AM!
So I'm gonna give up on this computer, it has defeated me.
G'night, everyone!

Ristretto is more my thing if I have straight espresso.

Night!

I'm used to being the straightest guy in the room, sadly.

God damn, that's early. Night!

Dude you're one sucked dick away from becoming s full faggot.

Claiming
Really enjoying those withdrawal symptoms right now, anyone got any tips to make them be not as shit, besides taking more ofcourse?

Until I do that I'm not gay though. It's all good.

Keta.

What'll it be now mister mole
Whisper sloth in curls of smoke
Take a back seat
Or play pharaoh
Dance with me
And shake your bones

Slow down
It's a science
He's been waiting
To bring you down

Snake eyed
With a sly smile
He can hold you
And shake you child

Leopards laze each
On plush pillows
Slender capes
Of red and chrome

Paperback dreams
In their deep doze
Twitch their toes to
Black mambo

You're still pretty fucking gay.

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That's not something that can be proven with photo evidence. You don't know me.

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little misogynist? I’ll have you know I am a transgender MtF person and I’ve been involved in numerous demonstration for the rights of non binary people and I have over 300 different sexual orientations. I am trained in man hating and I’m the top trap in the entire US. You are nothing to me bust just another gender. I will misgender the fuck out of you with precission the likes of which has never been seen before on tumblr, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with spouting misogyny like that over the Internet? Think again, rapist. As we speak, I am contacting my tumblr friends across the entire globe and your account is getting targeted right now, so you better prepare for the storm, rapist. The sstorm that wipes out the pathetic misogyny you call your life. You’re a fucking white male, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and I can misgender you in over seven hundreds ways, and that’s just with existing genders! Not only am I extensively trained in man hating, but I have access to the entire lbgt+ community and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable misogynist ass of the face of the contincen you fucking cis scum! If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t and now you’re paying the price, you fucking white cis male. I will shit furry all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, rapist.
soundcloud.com/lilypichu/whatthefuckdidyousaytome

Xd

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I know you pretty well, you faggot.

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I would try to get some but everyone around here just sells weed, which I am a fan of, the next guy I trust and know that his stuff is good, is like 40km away so that will not work.
Might as well just fuck it and drink some more

What?

Dude lilypichu is cute as fuck.

Then you'd know I like cute dangerously underweight white and asian girls with flat chests.

TAKE THE TRIPTO, NORMUHN JAYDUN

You forgot to mention the dicks.

I'm back my friends!

>mfw my SJW copypasta

10/10

m8, Xidaidai is one of dickless girls I'd be okay with for life.

pic related, not too lewd I hope. my 3d waifu.

Welcome back!

hey!^^

One of the few, huh?

Anya is cute.

Well when compared to the like 3 billion something girls on the planet, that ain't half bad.

FUCK IM STILL AWAKE. Going to bed, night!

She is.

Night!