Who win

who win

It would only take one marine to break the stick in half.

but then there's two sticks

But then you have 2 stick.

The men take turns shoving the stick in their asses. It's a Win Win situation.

Set the stick on fire

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then you have millions of sticks

How large is stick

All it takes is one marine to break stick in half wtf?!

holy shit im done with Sup Forums and these rehashed memes im going to r9k

But then you have lots of stick molecules

stick size

It would only take 1 marine to pull out his flint and stone to burn the stick into ashes

yeah, and then there would be 2 sticks

you autistic shits, it's

The stick.
It has no personality or free will, and thus it has no "Lose" state.

The Marines have a "Lose" state of death. All the stick has to do is wait.

Marines can use anti matter weapon and make stick no exist

Yea but how large is that?
Also, what kind of tree did it belong to?

The stick has no win state either...

stick sized stick , from tree who has stick

it's smaller than one magma

But how long is it??

about 5 inches

I was in that fucking thread.
How large is one fucking magma.

truly
stick is most zen
wins without trying

it's as long as a piece of string

About or exactly?

But how long is the damn piece of string

no one cares mate

dude fuck off

is the stick black or white?

STICK WINS AGAINST LITERALLY EVERYTHING , BURN = MILLION STICK
BREAK=MORE STICK
MELT=LIQUID STICK

All I'm trying to figure out is how long or big the stick is.

Indeed. So the stick can neither win nor lose, for it does not care. And the marines can only lose, through attrition.

Which leads to the philosophical question of 'Do you win when your enemy loses?"

YOU CANT MELT STICKS.

Marines can eat the stick.

exactly 5 inches and width is 2Cm exactly

Especially not with jet fuel

But then stick is inside them, and can attack there.
Also why would they eat stick.

why are they fighting in the first place

it would take a couple of months but the stick would eventualy be located and captured or destroyed, the pentagon would claim the 300 dead and 40 wounded US combatants were harmed in completely nonrelated incidents and this in no way had anything to do with friendly fire of any kind

the fact the stick turns out to be harmless, along with the notion that it was the wrong stick to begin with, accusations of overbombing, targeting and torturing civilians and general overkill in terms of ''collateral'' would be completely ignored

the region wide decades long destabilisng chaos caused by the stick searching intervention would also be completely ignored by official US govt

Thank you. That's all I needed.

Since its just 1000 Marines and no officers to tell them what to do, the stick would win...

then stick become smelly stick

they cant destroy stick though even if they capture it

Listen here you little bitch.
They're fighting because they're fighting.
Got it?

Well?

then they would put it on a series of uncharted flights till they store it in a sealed room at guantanamo where they play death metal at it 24/7

Kek chi minh

a farmer because the farmer is being supported by 2 communist super powers and because american hippies lowered the us moral

Then there is tiny burnt stick ashes that will go to the wind and decompose to make tree

The stick does not have a soul nor life , it cant be affected by mental torture

it sure is!

you realy think that would make a difference?

Throw it out into outer space and just let it float away

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Kek

Stick lives, marines die of old age

What came first, stick or mairne? Stick.
Stick wins again

>stick always wins
break it, you get two sticks

the stick isn't attached to a tree anymore is it?

it wouldnt be destroyed , it will become immortal , make its own universe and come back for revenge

Since they're enlisted men, there is a high probability that they'll lose the stick. Who would win in that situation?