Tfw can only own male dog cuz don't trust self around female

>tfw can only own male dog cuz don't trust self around female

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You can either be fucked or fuck him
A female doesnt have a dick so you cant be fucked
Male>>>>>Female

Dogs are all shit. Just kill it.

Dog dick is superior to human dick
Accept your place peasant

Dogs are absolutely fucking useless animals. They should be all destroyed.

Dogs are way smarter and more useful than you faggot

That may be true but they're still attached to filthy stinking shit eating dogs.

That's a dog pussy? That's not appealing at all. Horse pussy looks fuckable. Dolphin pussy looks fucking delicious, and from what I understand they start spasming as soon as something enters. Dog pussy looks like the prolapsed asshole of a dead guy.

Hahaha. Yeah right. A fucking piece of shit dog is somehow more useful than me. They don't even taste any good.

That is a dog pussy in heat
Normally it doesnt look that puffy and it also depends on race
I can agree that the other species vagina is better and more fun

Just keep that image in mind and add the rank smell of wet dog on top of it.

I have a female dog and i love her very much id also say shes my bestfriend and my tower of strength, you guys are real disgusting people if you could hurt a poor creature that shows nothing but loyalty to you.
I know this is Sup Forums but i lost a lot of respect for this place after seeing this

What if they like it..

They dont know shit about dogs thats all
Let them rot their worthless lives away in their basements

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Fuck off. Only lonely losers get attached to their piece of shit dogs. Loyalty? Fuck off. Stop feeding it and see how loyal it is. You're a meal ticket for a useless creature.

Yeah a dog would be more useful than your fat ass, they love to exercise and can do some pretty impressive jobs and are extremly clever if trained correctly.
Thats plenty of one ups on your life.

I know dogs. Fucking hate every one of them. Absolutely useless. Can only do things in a pack. Niggers of the animal world. Use humans as their welfare cheque.

I have opposable thumbs so go fuck yourself (or your dog)

You mad cuck? Go on, go out and look at all the fuckboys and sluts that walk around ready to fuck your life up and be"loyal"... Oh wait you cant even stand up fat cunt

Yep. Cos you know so much about me. Oh wait. Most of my working career was spent saving or improving the quality of people's lives.
But nope, that dog can jump through a hoop. Definitely worth its weight in gold there. Fucking idiot.

Only a lonely loser with nothing and nobody sits and points out flaws in another person for sharing a special bond with a close animal that i brought up from the day she was born? No loyalty? I was attacked in my home the other year and the only person who ran to my help immideatly was my little dog biscuit, shes no bigger than a foot tall and no much wider, shes nothing intimdating and she sure cant fight but she fought by my side as much as she could and never gave up even after i was knocked out.
She even sat by my side the entire time i was out cold until i woke up.
If thats not fucking loyalty you tell me what is.

Your on Sup Forums in the middle of the day being edgy im so sure you work you fucking idiot.

He is just sad about his worthless life that even an ant is more useful than that plague of a human

LOL. That doesn't even make sense. Guess I hit a nerve picking on your fuck toy dog like that. Hahaha. Fucking faggot.

I puked a little.

That dog can tear someone's arm off if they break into your house at night. That dog can smell the trail of a criminal or a missing person. That dog can smell a bomb at an airport. What can you do shitstain?

It's 1am here fuckwit. Not everyone lives where you are. Fucking idiot. Must be American.

Dog dicks look like they weren't finished being made.

Nope britbong, you must be a shitty psychic too as well as a autist.

Nice use of LOL and haha. Do you really think you are that mature? Damn kiddo what are you doing on Sup Forums go back to school if you havent been kicked out yet

I can fuck your mum better than any dog could.

Fucking brit. Explains the whinging

>13yr old detected

Its not the middle of the day anywhere in America.
Lrn2timezone

This has gotta be bait. You lost respect after someone claimed to want to fuck dogs? First, gtfo newfag, this shit is commonplace. Second, you're totally fine with people wanting and doing pedorastic and pedophilic actions? You're a sick fuck.

So many trolls and immature kids in this thread :) See ya newfags

Zoophiles need a bullet in the brain. The only reason youre banging dogs is because youre a mentally ill social reject who has been rejected by every potential partner in your whole life. I seriously hope from the bottom of my heart that you all die a painful death

Too late she's already fucked your dad

I'm 40 fuckwit.

Sup Forums used to give a shit about animals and now look at this fuckery. Fucking newfags

Run out of useless and idiotic pointless post to make so now your moving onto my nationality?
>hes gonna start REEEEEEing soon

Did i say that? Quote me please.

How the fuck would I know. Just figured by the retarded banter that it would be an American. Didn't catch the whinging enough to figure it was a brit.

Faggots need a bullet in the brain. The only reason youre banging dudes is because youre a mentally ill social reject who has been rejected by every potential partner in your whole life. I seriously hope from the bottom of my heart that you all die a painful death

I don't think they can help it. The people who really need to die are the ones in this thread talking shit about dogs and saying how useless they are, etc.

>This thread is already deafening me with REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE's

It's 8:45 in America (east coast) so not here. Sound like an English git to me.

Yeah. Nah. 40. Just a cynical old fuck that hates dogs.

She would have been pretty disappointed then. No wonder she came to me.

We only cared about cats. Not dogs.

Can easily look up current times around the world. timeanddate.com/worldclock/

Mate it's 2pm here in Briain. That isn't midday. Try something more eastern

Pedophiles can't help it either. Does that mean they should do it? I want to beat up at least obe zoofag in my life. Preferably to death

Kek

Well if you must know then. I have worked mainly in medical. Starting in microbiological pathology and using that to progress into research and development. The work I did there has saved countless lives around the world.
But your mums arse is fucking sweet.

Well thats okay then because we only have to suffer your existence what another 20yr maybe?
Your going to die a sad lonley old man with nothing and nobody.
You wont even have a sweet fluffy animal to sit by your side and miss you.
No one will miss you.
If you act like this in the real world i really feel sorry for you man, you honestly must have nobody, what a salty old man.
Im really sorry i kinda had a go at you now, you have my pity and trust me i bet you get alot of that.
The worlds a way better place without people like you

Saving lives is actually killing lives down the road. Thank you.

I only have a male dog because female dogs get periods

>I know this is Sup Forums but i lost a lot of respect for this place after seeing this

That implies nothing else on the board caused you to "lose a lot of respect for this place", and loli and even cp are vastly more prevalent than beastiality. So again, you're either a newfag who hasn't lurked at all, or loli and cp do not make you lose respect.

Middayish

That it is. Gonna go fuck the dog then have a spot of tea I think.

Just because he doesn't like dogs. Wow. Way to get triggered faggots.

Animal cruelty, not beastiality. Newfag

Why would I bother. The fuckwit will tell me where there from if I accuse them of being an American. Saves me the hassle.

Nice. What kind of tea?

Nah it all does to be honest.
I have more of a open opinion when it comes to animal abuse than fucking a cartoon character you colossal tit

I say chap, ive just brewed a cup of delicious tea myself but no dog to fuck