Back in 2013

> Back in 2013
> Travel with my then-girlfriend to New Zealand
> On plane, talk about having sex the first night there
> After 40+ hours flight finally arrive
> Tired, but you know, sex
> Check in in nice motel
> Go into room, drop our things
> GF looks out of the window
> I am ready, start to undress
> mfw she has a breakdown because being in NZ will be really stressy and shit
> my boner disappeared
> The worst 6 months of my entire life just started
Continue?

sure y not

do it

OP typing with feet kek

You was in NZ faggot. They know how to treat their women.

fuck you OP type that shit faster

suddenly need to know what's so bad about NZ

OP here.

> After checking out Auckland and not having sex we decide to move on to another town
> Somehow end up in Napier, get a job
> Picking strawberries and apples and shit
> Get to live in a house with other workers
> We are the first to arrive
> House was abandoned
> dead roaches, flies, spiders and shit everywhere
> toilet is on the back, outside of the house
> Cobwebs hanging from ceiling, as big as a pancake
> Clean up, get no thank you afterwards from other workers
> Still no sex
> Fast forward to 2nd night in house
> Have to piss at night
> Grab flashlight and make my way
> Moths follow my every step
> Open up door to toilet
> FLOOR, WALLS AND CEILING COVERED IN THOUSAND DEAD AND ALIVE INSECTS
> Pissed outside

Gonna continue later.

OP here.

> 2 weeks, 4 paychecks
> Decide to buy Nintendo 3DS XL and Pokemon Y
> gf brought her PSP from home
> Work is hard, I'm not used to this
> Have to pick apples
> first day on the trees and I get a nasty sunburn on my shins
> gf not feeling well
> night, we talk with other workers, 3 of which were Brazilian females with nice bodys
> having fun talking, laughing
> gf goes outside for a piss
> takes unusually long
> decide to look after her
> knock on door, she unlocks
> mfw she sat on that nasty toilet
> dick is not amused, dick do want Brazilians now
> gf suffers another mental breakdown, screaming at me that I have too much fun with the other girls
> the fuck I do now
> contemplate on doing a Kurt Cobain or Katelyn Nichole Davis
> not today, death, not today
> try to calm her down
> return to others
> gf goes to our room to sleep
> I go back to the girls, talking before going to bed
> No sex of course

Keep going, I'm here and I'm kinda interested in how this goes now.

Too slow fuck you

Don't bother continuing at all. I get the impression you're one of those faggots that travels looking for adventure when really you just want to talk about you. If you wanted to live in a shithole and earn fuck all money you could just develop a crack habit, earn the same money, live in dumps, not be a pretentious faggot still have an adventure.

OP is a colossal faggot today.

> few weeks later
> buy a used car
> it becomes our home for the rest of our stay (1 and a half month passed)
> Finding free parking spaces to sleep necessary for survival
> one night, sleep in my sleeping bag
> did not have sex of course
> dick can't remember what a tight snatch feels like
> having troubled sleep, I managed to hit her in her stomach hard enough to wake her up
> have to sleep with both arms tugged into the bag from then
> during day time we visit libraries to charge up our electronics
> at night we stay in the car and read, play, talk
> end up in a random town on our way southwards
> at night, notice to foul odour of rotting eggs, unwashed feet and decay
> town is famous for hot mudpools
> decide to burn my clothes when back home

go on...

NZ is a shit tier hole of a place. You were never going to get good sex.

What were you thinking OP?

I'm listening...

Mmm good ol rotorua

And then you killed her, right?

Do continue OP

YESssss

Continue op

Hurry the fuck up OP

>random
i've been to some sulphur pits in nz too.... i was expecting it though - i intended to see them. would have certainly been a nasty surprise otherwise hahaha

can we have the end of this????? wtf

>sorry for taking so long will wrap it up
>i ended up burying my gf in the side of a hill on a road
>came home to america, life so much better
>still feel bad about it

OP here soz finaly fucked my gf after 4 years

like hey man you should come back and finish your story man