ITT we are on a plane

ITT we are on a plane.

>allahu akbar

"Attention passengers, the captain has turned on the 'fasten seatbelt' sign. Please remain in your seats until we are at cruising altitude. Also, remember the bathrooms in the front are for FIRST CLASS ONLY. Thank you for flying Sup Forumsairlines"

Tak'bir

I tell you what. If nine elevenst were to happen, up on this here plane? Pssh, don't worry. We got dis.

>came for this
>first response

fuckin aye

Hey, you wanna pet my snake? *pull out my 14 inch dick*

What kind of faggot ass plane doesnt have overhead lockers for the centre seats?

they do in OP's pic. What are you, blind?

Hey guys,what's up

My ass is sweaty and uncomfortable. Also, may I get a bloody mary? Thanks.

OH SHIT IT'S A NIGGER GHOST

bump

[sweating intensifies]

Ah have HAD IT wit' these mothafuckin' NECKBEARDS on this mothafuckin' PLANE!

>we are on a plane
>we are a Brazilian soccer team flying to Colombia for a match in a Bolivian plane
>airline owners think fuel is too expensive
>mfw

Plane is empty.

...

...

>lol wut?

Theres so much room for activities!!!

that's Sant Marteen, planes landed mere yards away from the beach

did somebody just say bomb?
SOMEBODY SAID BBBOOOMMMBBB!!!!

>injects sleep drug into your neck and handcuffs you to the chair pending landing

$5 for porn... WTF

/thread
/plane

I can't complain.