I just got home from work and have worn a menstrual cup (pic related) all day

i just got home from work and have worn a menstrual cup (pic related) all day.
wanna see how much clothy blood and mucus i have collected over the day?

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sure, show us your tits first tho

they have been all over b so many times. it's no fun anymore

Sure...

>sure, show us your tits first tho
I concur

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Fine, then do a before picture of tits, picture of cup, then after picture of your tits with the cup emptied onto them.

if i could menstruate, i'd totally wear a diva cup.

and just pour it all into the trash can and leave it next to the sink to dry just to spite my insecure dad

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here's the boobs.

i strongly advice any sensible sould to immediately leave this thread. this is going to be way more disgusting than i tought. there are tissue bits in and brown goo galore.

Only if there's a time stamp

i'm almost done with my period so it's sadly not much liquid blood left

maybe next month

damn. those are some big tits. great nipples

damnit, i already cleaned it out.

here's the pic anyways.

happy vomiting guys

My gf is thinking about getting one of those cups instead of using tampons. Would you suggest it? Pros/cons?

ewww

I can almost smell it from here.

Is it easier to handle with the cup, or?

Top thread.

i just got it and have been using it for 2 days.
it's fucking great. it's comfy. i almost forgot i had it in. you don't have to think about changing it troughout the day since it can take up a LOT more blood than a tampon.
i'd say she should definitely give it a try.

i also had zero leaking

Thank you for not making female washrooms even more disgusting. As a guy who cleans them for a living, women are fucking pigs who will put their nasty period shit wherever they fucking feel like.

That's awesome. I'll show her what you said. Thank you!

yeah, kind of gross

the cleaning is a bit yucky, but it's also very fascinating to see how much blood you collevted and what else is in there. it even has lines to see how many ml's you menstruated

i knew it would be awesome

>posts a few blood drops pic
>trigger warning
>on Sup Forums

jesus you're such a fucking newfag kys

Eww... This is why tampons

Nice! Bring on the blood!

sadly, i'm sure some pigs would find a way to dirty up the bathrooms with cups too

no prob

the blood isn't the gross part. see those pink bits? they are flesh. and the brown goo is rotting blood or so.


i think the fact that it's period stuff is enough for a trigger warning, since we have quiet a bunch of underage virgins here

At this point I'm basically sexually aroused by menstrual blood.

> Gf on the rag
> She's hornier than ever
> Blood makes good lube
> Little chance of preggo so I cum inside

So now just seeing her spotting I get insta-boner from the association. Still not really up to performing oral, though I'll definitely play with her clit if it's not visibly got anything on it.

it doesn't make it any better just because it is smeared on a tampon. you're just not tempted to take such a close look at it

my bf actually asked me to sit on his face whilst bleeding the last few times...
i once did it but i felt really gross

i agree though, makes for good lube. idk about cumming inside since i got an iud anyways

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Actually gagged. Fucking women are disgusting. Why would anyone stick their fucking dick in that bloody chamber of filth?

My GF isn't on birth control b/c it causes sever migraines and she's afraid of the iud, so we've practiced NFP (basically you take the time/duration of each period and factor in things like body temperature and it tells you about when ovulation occurs) for a few years and used condoms during the window when she ovulates.

somehow i really like the idea of posting bodily fluids and the like on b. maybe next time i will post the cum that dripped out of my pussy or something like that

Found the closeted faggot

>Why would anyone stick their fucking dick in that
Feels good, man.

fag detected. Pic related, it's you.

because i feels SO GOOOOOOOD

meh, there's no reason to be afraid of an iud. i got a copper one, so zero hormones.
the only side effect i have is what you see in this thread. it takes a bit longer for the blood to get out completely, so periods are longer and grosser. but that doesn't bother me very much

Or you could post how wet you get :D

>closeted

Who the fuck said I was in the closet? Openly a gayfag you fucking inbred retard.

dafuk

i used to eat out my gf while she was on the rag all the time,bro. you should try it.. shit is cash yo

well, i could keep using the cup, even after my period is over and see what i can collect over a day/night. that way i could observe my cervical mucus.
neat idea!

Why so mad, fag? Come into this thread to try to make your brain damage seem legitimate and that people should join you in it?

Peddle your fudgepacking elsewhere, homo.

>implying he is pretending to be straight

doesn't the metallic smell of blood make you gag?

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>implying

at first, sure. but its an acquired smell

>no reason to be afraid of an iud

Isn't there some amount of pain involved with that? Her friend got one and said it was excruciating so now she's scared of it.

It has a fucking metallic smell too? Jesus fucking christ.

fellow custodialfag here. Can confirm.

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Ausfag here about to go clean public showers/tiolets.

Can confirm.

Wish me luck bros.

How do you think blood is red? Iron, son.

i actually busted out laughing at this. you reallly do have to be 18 to post here

I'm bi. Fuck them gay haters.

biochemist here. I know hemoglobin uses ferrous iron. Sure it can have a metallic taste. But the fact that it's metallic enough to have that smell too just makes it worse. I imagine rotting fish and metal. So like, Japanese fish or some shit.

oh come on. that friend must be a real pussy.
what they do is the open up the cervix to insert the iud.
to do so, they have to take a clamp and clamp the walls of your vagina.
when they do that, they tell you to cough (which disrupts the transmission of pain trough the spinal nerves for a short moment). you might have slight spotting after and maybe a bit of lower belly aching, but it is DEFINITELY bearable.
i even got one that they hook inside the uteral walls and i am still alive.
if she needs to, she can also take some painkillers before

have you never tasted blood, user? really? whoa

Literally zero fucks given. They are welcome to mock being a gayfag all they want. It's Sup Forums. Anyone who's feelings are hurt by some retard over the internet doesn't belong here. Literally everyone on here is fucked up beyond repair in their own ways.

oh that generic interior

yeah nah, if you're a dude and fuck dudes, you're gay. Don't lie to yourself by trying to pretend you enjoy pussy. Suck a cock faggot.

Agreed.

>could you be a sweetie and save all your blood in bottles kinda like jizzmas ?
It will give you fame on Sup Forums
It's gross but cool

As opposed to the ass, out of which actual shit comes?

This coming from a bi guy who has experienced both, a vagina has less cleanup and prep required most of the time.

I like both. That's what bisexual means, you nincompoop.

>prep

the fuck? slap a rubber on it and stick your dick in.

it crossed my mind. problem is, i only have one period left. i have an appointment to take out the iud. iow, i'll soon be pregnant. but that would supply me with loads of gross stuff too...

Anal requires lube and unless you like shit-dick, you have to take into account potentially needing to clean up before hand and consider when you last ate. When I bottomed, I would space my meals a certain way specifically for that reason.

With vagina, 99% of the time, I just stick my dick in after some foreplay and that's all that is required. A butt nearly always have more required.

>feminism

nope, sorry

just a gross hoe

> biochemist here
oh shut the fuck up faggot. youre a biochemist but you dont know what blood smells like? calling bullshit.
also have you never had a nose bleed?
or had a busted lip?
do you literally live in a fucking bubble

I get that. But it's fucked up. Just randomly bleeding every month and everyone's totally cool with it.

>oh it's all good guys. my eyes just bleed once a month. It's normal.

Yeah do it user it will be a first in Sup Forums history plus it will fuck with the normies

need more tits

Is that with pretty much all women? I thought a lot of chicks still needed lube even after some foreplay.

I'd totally drink that

I like a lill nug in my japs eye
If you fuck an ass just go bare back

i could make a daily pic of the stuff that comes put of my vagoo after giving birth.

i'll definitely start collecting mensblood again after the baby. you will remember me Sup Forums

wrong
im perfect acutally

I mean it's not random, there's a biological mechanism behind it that I understand fairly well, and it's just about as biologically old as shitting, so I don't really see it as being that strange.

Ikr? Sensible people are rare nowadays

yum...

there are dozen of threads with loads of boobs. mine aren't any different

i'd rather suck 100 dicks than go anywhere near that

thanks for making me gay

Yes and yes. Obviously it has a metallic taste. But I've never been able to smell the metal. Being a biochemist literally has nothing to do with the physical ability to smell blood.

And you feel free to call bullshit. You can run up and down the streets with that telling your entire city. Doesn't change anything.

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I'd use this as lube

de nada my love

In my experience, the only time a girl would need lube is if she's not really in the mood, is anxious or self conscious or otherwise distracted, is not turned on yet, etc. Most of the time I can fix all of these by giving oral, though in the case of a period, it's rarely a problem.

I'm sure some girls do have problems with lubrication for some reason, I've just never personally experienced sleeping with a girl who is both (1) turned on and (2) not distracted/anxious/self-conscious but still can't get wet enough for sex.

>awsome
I have a little tub with moldy cum in
I keep it near the radiator to grow
Thankfully my wife has not found it as yet Kek
Hope it goes well for you all the best

i want to hit you user, where do you live?

I understand that. But in a hypothetical world, you mean to say that if humans had to shed the first few layers of the mucus membrane of your eyes every 28 days so people just randomly started bleeding from their eyes in the middle of a conversation.

Would everyone just be chill?

i want to see your wife's face when she discovers it

i need a pic...

if it serves the purpose of procreation and has always been like that, yes.
but you would probably have to wear sunglasses all the time and know roughly when you're about to start eyebleeding and have eyepads with you then.
but then, sure

Midwest. You close? We can throwdown.

It won't be good
>try explaining that Kek

Yeah, if our species had millions of years with that phenomena, it would be relatively chill.

I say relatively because many people *still* are not totally chill with periods. Like there's a whole bunch of weird shit that orthodox Jews have to do when they're on the rag, like they're considered unclean or something and have to consult a rabbi to read their underwear. And other guys are often really squeamish for some reason.

Personally, I just see blood as being intrinsically less gross than shit, and everyone accepts shitting as normal and every guy seems to want anal, so idk why blood is such a huge deal.

>peoples eyes start randomly bleeding once a month
sounds fucking metal

>advice
advice is a noun you illiterate whore
you mean you strongly advise
also nice tits