ITT we share awkward sex stories

ITT we share awkward sex stories.

I'll start:

>be 20y old me
>gfs parents recently moved to a new house
>gf and me were out partying and drinking
>slept at new house, came home at like 6am
>she was pretty drunk and horny af
>when I am drunk i last like forever
>started banging like crazy
>after an hour we both wanted to sleep
>that only means one thing: doggystyle! fuckyeah.jpg
>was about to cum, maybe five more minutes
>her new room didn't have a lock yet
>suddenly while slapping her and taking her doggy like a mad bull, her little sister opened the door
>holyshit.exe
>adrenaline pumping through my body
>threw the blanked over us with a speed not even bruce lee would have been able to see the move
>or at least that's what I thought
>gf and I pretended to sleep
>sister enters room, and lies next to gf
>cont.?

bump

bump

Do want.

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Cont

this will end poorly, but go on, maybe you can surprise me after all

yeah faggot

>fucking girl who's WAY out of my league (i'm .05/10, she was easily an 8)
>just came in her
>lying on top of her kissing her neck
>light flips on
>i hear a crash
>"who the fuck is this?!"
>boyfriend i didn't know she had walked in on us and flipped over table
>starts to come at me
>i jump up, grab my shit, and run for it
>make it through backdoor
>jump fance, cut my leg
>run up the block before starting to get dressed
>can hear him yelling from up the road

I still have no idea why she let me fuck her. Probably just to piss off her bf. But at least I got to be with one hot chick before I got old and fat.

OP here
forgot to inform you: pic unrelated

>sister was six years old at that time and said she can't sleep and that she wants to sleep here
>still too fucking horny but wtf were we supposed to do?
>decided to sleep
>luckily I was drunk enough to fall asleep quickly
>gf had to get up early, I had nothing to do so I just stayed in bed and kept sleeping
>woke up arround 2pm, still horny af
>boner wouldn't go away, so I decided to fap
>despite being horny I was still drunk for two, so it took a while
>obviously room still has no locks, but I was drunk and didn't think about it
>of course the door suddenly opened and her mom came in with the laundry
>she was out the door again before I even realised what was going on
>lay still in bed for maybe two minutes, totally shocked
>whatever.jpg can't go back now
>continued and finished fap
>put my clothes on and went downstairs to my gf and her lil sis playing in the living room
>never talked about it again, neither with gf or her mom

That is the entire reason I wound up fucking my wife's sister after I found out she was cheating on me.
Pic related.

that was an amusing story my dear man

wtf is there more to this story? i was expecting way more

How'd she cheat?

How'd you fuck the sister?

thank you good sir, it's been a pleasure

guess you're not the only one, sorry to dissapoint you...not

She cheated by fucking someone else.

I fucked the sister by walking up to her alone one day and asked, "If you're not doing anything this weekend we could have sex if you like." She said ok. Wife was away that weekend. probably fucking the other dude. Sister was better looking anyhow.

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OP here

big boobs are awesome, sorry to hear she cheated on you, but at least you got your revenge

girl from the story is now my ex and she had huuuge tits. one time when she she didn't want to fuck because she was too tired, I waited until she slept (she has a very good sleep, not even a bomb could wake her up) turned her on her back, fucked her tits and nutted in her face...when it was done i cleaned it with a tissue and went to sleep
still one of the most amusing storys for a few friends of mine^^

>be me (many years ago), glasses wearing high school wrestler with 8/10 body and dating a hot blonde with fucking crazy twin sister
>crazy twin expresses extreme jealousy to her sister that i'm causing a wedge between them
>gf tells me that maybe we should cut down on PDAs around her sis
>fine
>swimming with both of them and a few other in the pool
>go inside to shower up because gotta go to work soon
>hop in shower. blind as a bat without glasses
>shower door opens. GF hops in.
>omg your dad's here.. your sister's here..friends... what the..
>"shhhhh"
>incredible shower head happens
>i pull out of her throat and start to fuck her pussy.
>did you shave? where'd your landing strip go?
>giggles.
>pull out and cum all over her face

LATER THAT DAY AFTER WORK

>swing by gf's house
>watching tv. Crazy twin isn't home
>Look up at clock. 9:30. shit i gotta get home before 10 PM curfew.
>GF is like.. we can be quick and starts taking her pants off
>I'm like fuck yea
>notices landing strip.
>WHA?
>keeps mouth shut and cums on face with diamond dick, realizing that i have now cum on two twin sisters faces on the same day

LATER, THE NEXT DAY
>go over to house to swim
>crazy twin is home. GF not home yet.
>So, user, how was your shower yesterday
>smile
>I'm going to tell her and you two are breaking up. I hope you enjoyed it.
>all hell breaks loose. we break up despite my honest pleas of i had no idea
LATER THAT YEAR
>their mom dies of emphysema
>their dad remarries within 3 months
>crazy twin can't handle it and burns the fucking house down
>she's still in prison for arson and attempted murder

jesus christ dude that sucks

first of all: nice dubs!

wtf is wrong with that crazy fucking twin? how is your relationship to your exgf now? have you talked since her insane twin burned down the house?

honestly looking back it was worth it haha. I was off to college the next year and we would have broken up soon anyway.

did you not read the story? i had no idea that it was crazy twin in the shower. I just thought it was my gf, and it was crazy twin sneaking in to trick me into fucking her so she could break us up.

use commas, its fucking painful

did you read my question? I've read your story and I don't doubt it. read again, faggot

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

oh haha i thought you said what is wrong with YOU . my bad bro.

i went to their moms wake and she thanked me for coming but asked that i leave and not come to the funeral the next day. I didn't see her again for about 3 years, then bumped into her and her dad in a restaurant. Her dad was genuinely happy to see me even though he knew i fucked both of his twin daughters haha. exgf was civil but not chatty. Haven't seen or talked to any of them since.

Kek nice.

happens to the best^^

seems like you got away pretty good all in all, cool story brah!

Man it fucking SUCKS when the parents like you, me and my ex broke up some time ago, but her mom still sends me a text from time to time asking how i am ETC.

My wife and I still hang with her ex's parents once in a while. It's funny hearing his mother talk about what a douche he is just moments after setting a plate of food in front of me.

>>cont.?

No. Don't continue. It makes no sense to finish the tale.

This thread and other like it:

>she's still in prison for arson and attempted murder
good for you that she fucked you, otherwise she could have killed you later

Forgot pic related.

non-crazy twin was probably becoming crazy too

>genetics101.epub

>Be me an hour ago
>Fucked my ass with half a cucumber
>Took whole thing, new record
>Blood come out
>Is normal or aids get?

maybe he was a cuck and wanted to make fetish porn...

go and live the dream my friend

Too late, faggot, finished it already