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>me
>first year of high school
>3 months in, already know everyone
>I'm this silent one.
>suddenly tommorow important meeting with principal
>"we're making preparations for accepting mentally challenged students."
>wat.
>It was pretty high standard school. I did not sign for this
>Tomorrow will arrive first 7 tards. Please treat them with care."
>day of the judgement
>heretheycome.txt
>3 girls, one pretty normal looking
>3 guys, also one pretty normal
>"there should be 7 of them"
>very petite, normal looking girl comes inside, 5/10 face, from the front washing board
>goes past me
>datass, 10/10
>still eyes on me
>suddenly something obstructs my vision
>look up
>head higher than me (I was 6ft back then) mongoloid of the tard.
>holy shit, here's the 7th son of satan
>He looks at me
>Eyes of the murderer.
>this won't be good
>Petite girl comes by
>drags the beast by the sleeve of his shirt
>She's a head smaller than me mind you
>she whispers something to his ear
>he goes pale, then every colour of rainbow there is, from absolute fury to disgust
>I'm sorry. Rodney is... very special. Please don't mind him, he won't do anything dangerous to you"
>mfw
>wait. Rodney?
>"that's right, Rodney. Is this a problem?"
>I'm Rodney.
>fuck.
>"By the way I'm Sarah. I'm the tard wrangler"
>mfw she can handle them
>then remember how she dealt with the supertard
>What did you tell to him by the way?
>I cant tell you. It might be a basis for bullying.
>my curiosity peaks
>the tard's heart password will be mine.
>And you, Sarah, are my target.
tbc
Do you like tard stories, Sup Forums?
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come on. type faster
Cmon dude, I'm putting off going to work for this
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>TL;DR
Can't read that little bit? Kys. At least you had dubs
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impressive green txt op. continue
>Next day
>middle of the classes
>breaktime
>suddenly a commotion on the middle of the corridor.
>(being pretty tall is useful) I can see the supertard trashing around the small normal looking tard girl like she's a soccer ball
>no time to lose
>Ask the fastest guy in our class to draw the attention away from the girl
>He owes me so he does. Bitchslaps the supertard, then runs away
>Supertard follows him. God bless he's not cut out for running
>rush in to help the girl.
>She's in shock and crying
>bleeding from nose and mouth
>rush her to the nurse.
>nurse clogs the nosebleed, Bleeding from mouth was just a cracked lip. I'm glad.
>"Thank you for the help. What happened to the blonde guy?(the sprinter that owed me)"
>(well aren't you polite)Don't worry about him. He's pretty fast on his feet. I'm Rodney
>She jumped a little, like she got scared
>If only I could meet the parents of the supertard, I'd punch them
>"I'm sorry, I just really dislike this name. I'm Ann"
>A bully? You must hate him a lot. Why won't you try to change school, or something? Try to escape from him
>"I tried."
>She pulls up her long sleeves
>Scars
>all around the arms
>"I've tried to commit suicide, and for that I've been sent to the school for mentals. I can't change school because I'm under the care of the curator."
>Feels so bad
>I only signed up for this collaboration project because I could get away from him. And he's here too.
>She's crying. Nurse is mad/10. I'm mad/10.
>I'll try to do something about him.
>You can't. He's too strong and the only one who can control him is mr. Annony(name of Sarah).
>Nurse: I'll be here if you need help. Come by anytime, you'll feel safe in here(absolute bro)
>I'm ready to do anything
>The Supertard Security Password will be mine.
>I'm comming for you, Sarah.
>I leave the girl in nurses care and leave the infirmary.
TBC
Moar
tfw u get mad at supertard for being a tard. u r da real tard. tard.
MOAR
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where is more???
Kindly awaiting.
you say you're kindly waiting but you don't seem so kind to me
>Immediately, I can hear a loud screeching noises
>the chase is still on.
>my friend's still running
>holy shit.
>Sarah's trotting behind them, unable to catch him.
>I stop her
>call the police for fucks sake. He'll kill him
>I can't he might really do if he sees the police
>Are you serious
>for fucks sake sarah, Wrong job for your posture.
>I know. I'm sorry.
>she starts crying
>oh for fucks sake a tard wrangler gives up
>its on me now
>Blonde Flash makes another lap. See him approaching me. He's sweaty all over, He wont he able to sprint for much longer.
>Now or never
>I low kick him in the legs as hard as I can
>surge of super intense pain
>I can't do anything but lie down in pain.
>Super tard falls over, hitting his head so hard it makes loud bang, like you would drop a bowling bal on marble floor.
>lies there, not moving
>its over.
>He starts moving
>It's not over.
>He stands up.
>I see the blonde flash between the legs of supertard
>He's crying, pale and horrified expression
>You owe me again.
>I smile.
>Time to commit an hero
>commit an hero by supertard
Nice story OP.
10/10 poast
>He pounces at me
>before he lands, I make 180
>lying on my belly, terrified
>flourish of the fist hits
>I feel like muslim woman, being rocked for fun
>pain is unbearable
>Sarah is dragging him by shirt
>Screeching sounds are too loud.
>He cant hear her.
>Stops screeching just for long enough to let sarah say the password:
>I can hear it loud and clear
>but I wont spoil it now. I'll keep it for later.
>He immediately stops, makes his colourful routine and leaves
>Sarah gets to my sides
>Rushed to hospital
>dislocated neck vertebras
>ruptured liver
>broken in ribs
>perforated lungs.
>wake up week later.
>I can see suicidal girl, my mom and sarah on my bed side
>I paid the price.
>It is time for beckoning
>the tard password is mine
>I will not be afraid to use it.
>Let the end begin.
Go on ffs
Bumperiono
Dont buly me
nice one keep on!
Don't let the thread die OP
OP is the twist that you're the tard because you're writing style is so impossible to follow you must be brain damaaged
>Suicidal girl is crying.
>Sarah is crying
>leaves the room crying, calling my father to tell him I'm awake
>Suicidal girl hugs me
>surprised, but a little bit happy
>suddenly pain
>shit ann, stop it hurts
>She jumps, instantly lets go. hides her face behind palms and keeps repeating I'm sorry
>suddenly get hugged from the blind spot
>doesnt hurt.
>its blonde flash
>holy shit thanks, man. I'd be dead if not for you.
>no homo tho
>he starts laughing
>I ask what happened when I was out.
>Nothing happened to tard because tard laws.
because how can you call a 3 weeks of a suspension a proper punishment
>I know the password
>Blonde flash puzzled face, suicide girl confused, Sarah twitches slightly
>"Rodney. Please dont. He's special."
>It's too late Sarah. I don't care for what you say. I will turn his life into living hell.
>There is place for only one Rodney in my school.
>Only one.
>and this place will be mine.
>let the plotting begin.
Shut mouth u the tard, tard
you're a tard tard tard
Don't let it die
GTFO of Sup Forums you 8 year old.
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throw some ylyl to keep from 404
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What happens, I invested my time into reading this, I must know
Sounds like a low budget anime.
BUMPIIIIN
FO FUCK SAKE DONT LET IT DIE
LIVE
LIVE FOR ME
SOMEONE GET THE DEFIBRILATOR
I think i know who you are talking about
>Pic related
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Dumping Tard pasta in the meantime
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Rawr XD
FFS pretype and post faster
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F5
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This is such b8, there's no way he was hospitalized and nothing happened to the tard.
Interested
bump op please
Honestly feels like a retard is typing this whole story out. I've had to reread so many different parts just to try and figure out what the fuck is actually going on.
tards get the sympathy card so basically one could murder a family and not get in trouble
much like blacks
ar u rtardod
>Month later, walking is back, I can straighten up, as post-op scars dont hurt as much anymore
>still, I'm excused from PE
>Absolutely perfect.
>Now I have the time for preparations.
>but first thing first.
>time to visit ASG club.
>I ask them for a bit of favor.
>They are reluctant, not exactly happy with my proposition
>I call Ann to prepare herself, tell her she needs to be beautiful.
>There she is.
>holy shit ann
>9/10
>Actually has tits.
>She spins around
>actual ass.
>mfw
>this will work. It must.
>Next day I bring Ann,
>The club is confused
>I show them my scars
>Wow, I heard about that, what were the damage
>tell them range of damage
>they look disgusted by my evil alter-ego
>Still reluctant
>then please meet ann
>They suddenly turn into betas, omegas even.
>Hello. And why is Ann here
>Ann, can you show what the other me did to you
>she rolls up her sleeves
>They look furious.
>Accepted for my plan.
>The first step is complete. Time for step two.
>I'll be the title of your final chapter, my evil counterpart
>the time to use the password is comming.
Pre type the fucking story next time asshole..
Because it is, except it's even shittier
Only reason to stick around is because you're already invested feelsbadman
>says mfw
>no pic
Is the password "Reply to this post or your mom will die."?
man take a class on how to write a fucking text, got to read twice before I understand ...
Lel
10$ on this
no it's reply to this post or your mom will get fucked by blacks and then die
Forgot picture
>Time for phase 2
>actually not,
>phase 2 is over.
>Sarah resigned.
>Couldn't be trusted anyway
>1 week pass
>Monster returns in few days
>time is running short
>Very VERY troublesome phase 3 undergoing, but doing steady progress
>Ann is dressed up fancy every day, whenever I need her
>She recruited other tards.
>Blonde flash is also helping.
>It will be-
>oh fuck.
>Its Sarah.
>Comming out of the teachers room
>Hello Rodney
>um hi.
>Are you busy?
>a little bit yes
>(fuck off will you)
>I need to talk to you
>(are you an esper)
>I follow her to empty classroom
>its looking grim
>I think its over.
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Wtf is ASG
Finish I must know time time is limited at work!
Oh
thats dark
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Let me guess. Then we got on the floor and walked the dinosaur.
Faggot
inb4 dinosaur
Lol
inb4 cliffhanger
Bump
inb4 op turns into even more of a faggot
on it
Inb4 Spiderman
lost
inb4 OP sucks Sarahs huge cock
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QUICK
OP will never return
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Did you fuck Ann OP?
inb4 ambush
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>suicide xD
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Inb4 supertard rapes OP
Lmao