From what height do I have to fall to kill myself without risk of being turned into a vegetable?

From what height do I have to fall to kill myself without risk of being turned into a vegetable?

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just go head first.

There's no concrete answer to that.

5 storys head first or 11 storys feet first should do the trick! Hope to see you fall on best gore some day

whoa

Dont test u lucky found higger building

Whats so exciting about dubs?

kek

scienceblogs.com/dotphysics/2009/12/16/dangerous-jumping-calculator/

Anyways, 50 feet should do you in, if you feel like god protects you just jump from 100, or out of a plane really.

1 in 10 posts... do you realize how rare that is?

it's a thermodynamic miracle

why would you even risk that?
just suffocate yourself with nitrogen
like any normal person would do
instead of this stupid gravity bullshit

Best way to be 100% sure is to skydive and not pull the cord

You are easily impressed. Please tell me you are a woman because I think you should see my penis.

There is no kill like overkill, go find a skyscraper

Dubs isnt very "woah" necessary.

Most bridges are high enough if you go head first. Just dont do it into water though, its not like hitting concrete. Gods speed OP

it might aswell be concrete if you fall from high enough though

Just use your last bit of money and go to San Francisco and jump on the golden gate bridge.

put on a spiderman suit and swing from the empire states building

? No its not. Its water

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Anybody that does decide to off themselves really should film the experience. Seems like a waste not to let others see you get wasted

as if water is concrete. the only thing going to happen is him getting wet.

if you drop from high into water it has a enough impact, hence the "might as well be concrete"

OP is full of shit. He'd pull the cord

golden gate bridge -at least it would be a good trip

Nah not buying that one user.

i dont see your fuss about it.

first you start with a can of ravioli...

(nobody's going to remember this meme)

Are you going to bring a tape measure or something?

look up "thermodynamic miracle"

look up "hyperbole"

are you stupid?

Measure twice. Jump once

What no one is buying is your shitty bait, gotta try harder than that, straya-kun

Its called surface tension duncefag. Lrn2Science

no person has survived a fall from the moon to the earth, so that is a good height to fall from

Do a flip faggot

Scientist have studied that anything past 100ft is pretty much going to guarentee death

Nice try ass face. Not my posts, one is

yeah. put your finger into a glass of water. are you or are you not able to penetrate the surface? now do it faster. still working? surprise, surprise.

People get dubs all the time retard

not true

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Alkemade

Where have all the new fags come from?
Must be nerve gas victims

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I has to do with how much water humans have in their bodies.

When humans jump from high places into water, the liquid you're carrying splashes against the water and your insides become liquified. It's a matter of how much energy the jumper is carrying after falling 100 feet not on what properties the water has.

All the energy the human is carrying is transferred to the water instantly. A human body can't handle that much kinetic energy transfer so their insides get destroyed

There's even arrows in your picture showing how the water moves out of the way when you hit it you dummy

just stop replying hes obviously baiting you, no one is this retarded

It's supposed to be 30 but some factors are involved. What you fall on and how you land

user would need pretty strong legs though

2,000 m/s

only thats glass and not water. stop trolling.

that's exactly the point you're missing

again, look up "hyperbole"

And that's why your insides get destroyed if you stand under a 100ft waterfall.

you heard of felix baumgartner?

What if the water is frozen?

thats solid water, dont bait

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That wasnt from the moon you dumbass.

thats the only way it would actually work.

Find a spot where you can land on a fence, jump spreading legs.

the guy who was too much of a pussy to jump from the moon? yeah i heard of him

Let me see that dick

depends, are you talking ice IV or ice VI?

Push the tip of your finger into a tub of water.
Now push your flat hand into that same tub.

1.) Your diagram is pure shit. Molecules on the surface do NOT form stronger bonds. That's nonsense. They are attracted less by the surrounding air than by the other water molecules, thats why they have a higher potential energy compared to the non-surface molecules. This energy difference leads to a tendency to minimize the surface of a liquid, hence surface tension.

2.) It's not the surface tension of the water it's the viscosity that makes it 'hard' when it is entered at high speed.

3.) Lrn2Science, seriously? Are you 12?

now you're turning me on, user

Jump nigger then take pics

Wow. That was just like touching concrete you dumb faggot.
Wet concrete made out of water that isn't solid

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>There's no concrete answer to that

just did it in the sink and besides everything being fucking wet now nothing happened. hand is still there. sorry, wannabe science guy.

You're so smart I hope you get a medal son

Wear a gopro set to record 20 seconds then auto upload to some site

how stupid is that please. think about the size relations. glass and finger is pretty much compareable to body and ocean.

Just do it, you're going in the soup whether you're a veggie or not.

Poor user can't even read

What works on a small scale also works on a big scale.

i dont think your high is high enough

Nobody's falling for your concrete water meme faggot.
If I drop concrete on you from 100ft it's the same as falling onto concrete from 100ft.
So obviously dropping water on you from 100ft isn't going to concrete kill.you is it?
But you think falling onto it from the same height will?
>user can't into science

>Implying the initial impact with the surface wouldn't have enough resistance given an object collided with it at enough force spread over a wide area
>being this autistic

Liberal arts degree =/= Science degree

>Lrn2Science
livescience.com/33221-teen-survives-fall-from-golden-gate-bridge.html

No, YOU lrn2science, fgt.

Dude that's a hard core way to kill yourself. I cut my writs once. That was pretty crazy, but i'm so scared of heights and just thinking about what would be going through your head during the fall makes me shudder.

just because you are planning to study when you got your high school diploma doesnt make you an actual scientist, kiddo.

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How many times have you seen a glass bottle smash by throwing it into water?
How about concrete?
>implying greentext implier

>Nigga wat?

Logical Fallacies aren't science user

Exactly, user. Please get your shit straight.

>a 16-year-old girl survived falling more than 200 feet into the waters below. And a month earlier, a 17-year-old boy on a school field trip also survived after he jumped "for fun," he told the media from the bridge.

tried this too.

it was fifth grade and the scar is really small.

i've gotten better at killing myself recently, though

don't forget to remove your AAD

is that arabic on the forehead?

My scar is gnarly as fuck. That was literally the most blood i'd ever seen.

Is your penis double headed like dubs?

Nobody's your falling concrete water meme faggot.
If I drop concrete on you it's the same as falling into concrete from over 9000ft.
So obviously dropping water on you from 100ft isn't going to isn't going to isn't going to Littering and concrete kill you.
But you think falling onto my penis from the same height will?

Fix'd

does anyone even have the willpower to jump of a building head first lol that shit sounds like an awful way to suicide, although am not denying its success rate

> he thinks he's being clever
What a dumb cunt
You don't even understand that you're just further making a fool of yourself

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my gnarliest scar is on the back of my right hand

was tripping with the bros one night and bc college and no money just drug money I had my pollack buddy greg superheat a clipper and brand me

so now i'm always wearing a smile. told my parents and my therapist that I got it on the stove

i'm still thinking about tattoos tho

i haven't stopped self mutilating, i've just evolved

pic related, it's the tat im thinking of getting

The point is to spread your legs and arms wide while falling, cover a bigger surface
Again, try filling your tub with water than hitting it with an open palm, it'll probably hurt

>Never as bad as it seems
It's usually worse. Fuck off back to Smallville, Kal-El