ITT: Lie To Me - you post 3 things about yourself, people guess which is the lie.
I'll start.
I'm a cable guy, I like black coffee, my dad is an atheist.
ITT: Lie To Me - you post 3 things about yourself, people guess which is the lie.
I'll start.
I'm a cable guy, I like black coffee, my dad is an atheist.
>my dad is an atheist
I'm black, I don't have a job, I voted for Hillary
Im a well known chef, i have no debt, im happy
>I voted for Hillary
>You were incorrect
I'm religious, I like granite countertops, i,m an esteemed musician.
>I'm happy
>I like black coffee.
I voted for Hillary.
I'm worth 6m USD. I collect firearms. I am famous.
i'm aspiring web-dev, i live in poland, i'm atheist
I've Been molested, I have molested, I am gay
;_;
>incorrect
>Worth 6m USD
I went to school for graphic design, I dropped out of highschool, I vape
>I'm 5'6"
>My first name is Tryone
>6.5 inch dick
pic related
>poland
I like dogs.
I am a captain in the U.S. Army.
I have two gold teeth.
You misread the game, one has to be a lie.
I'm 34
I live with my father
I have a gf
>I'm 34
>poland and athiest
It's one or the other.
I'd say you're a polish catholic.
I'm a Jap
I'm a dropout that makes money
My girlfriend is black
>I have a gf
should I even
here's your free (you)
I'm 24
I'm an alcoholic
I work 6 days a week
Major keks
Winrar
>I work 6 days a week
>My girlfriend is black
>I like dogs.
>My girlfriend is black
I live in my mom's basement
I'm 21
I don't have a gf
how could I afford alcohol
nope
nice try satan, but i'm just christian
...
Not in the army.
You're a cable guy
>you're not intelligent so you spoke the truth first
>your second option was something that you really dislike & don't understand why anyone would like
>your third option was an attempt to be edgy
You're a faggot cable man
You misread the game, you can only have one lie in your three statements.
24+6= 30, a common age people start to realize they're no longer partying but an alcoholic
You're an alcoholic who wants help & self pity
24-2 I have little friends so I was never a "social" drinker
everyone in my trade are alcos
I'm a kickass human being with various skills.
I'm more intelligent than an extremely large majority of people I've interacted with in person throughout my entire life.
I'm happy with where I am in life.
>I'm happy with where I am in life.
>making excuses for alcoholism
You're not even an alcoholic
>the lie that will be posted throughout the whole thread
>I've been hit in the head with a deer leg
>I voted for Hillary
>I have a Fetish for mini women
I'm 40 y/o
I masturbate to self-suck futa
I once puked into an empty beer bottle without spilling a drop
I have no girlfriend, I love beer, I'm an attorney
I voted for hillary
You're not 40
You're an attorney
>I'm an attorney
I'm gay
I'm a fag
I'm a homo
Correct
The Government Killed Both My Parents
I'm an Architect
I've fucked 34 women.
I live in South Africa
I love people of other races
I collect firearms
I've fucked 13 girls
I go to the best university for my major
i voted for trump
>I once broke into an army base tripping on mushrooms
>I once ate cod testes during a visit to Tokyo
>I once had an actual "white russian" with Jeff Bridges
Only one is false.
>I love people of other races
Lie. Ur dutch decent master race whiteboi. You hate blaks.
>I love people of other races
>>I once had an actual "white russian" with Jeff Bridges
too easy
I am 49. I had 8 girl friends. Life is good.
I make cheese pizza
I like cocaine
I have 8000 in bank
Life is good.
Obvious really as you've only fucked 8 chicks in 49 years.
I'm of English decent but yeah you were right man. They way the niggers behave here is a shame on the human race.
Correct
Long term relationships and started late. But you are right. Life is hell now.
im a satanist
i have 3 children
nagisa furakawa is my waifu
>I am the best PVP player in Elder Scrolls Online across 2 of the 4 servers
>I am well trained in the use of chemistry and radiological analysis equipment, and use these talents regularly on a nuclear reactor
>I fucked Adele after she performed at Pyramid Stage.
Only one of these is false.
...
Weaboos/satanists have no children, so...
>I go to the best university for my major
A bit vague on name of uni so I am guessing this.
actually i have 1 you win but loose on logic
I'm a faggot - I've been shot before - I smoke
incorrect, It's university of South Carolina and I'm an International Business Major
Ya got me...
I'm virgin, I'm faggot, I like rape play
No virgin here.
I've shit in my pants, banged a college chick while in high school, have loving parents
Samefagging. The lie is you like rape play.
Betting on virgin. No way a virgin faggot would be in rape play.
>Life is good
I've ridden an elephant
I've done 30 days in jail
I've never been outside of my home country
all true
no
You've never gone to jail.
>have loving parents
Never been outside country
Ok guess which one is wrong: I fucked my mom when I was 8 - Everytime I poop I need to use finger to get the poop out - I killed my last dog by strangulation.
>Everytime I poop I need to use finger to get the poop out
You don't need to fish for your poop.
I'm not faggot, that's the lie
both my parents were in the olympics
I drive a Ford Edge
I have 2 dogs
The have molested one is fake.
Ur a bottom bitch, and you love it.
hell yeah, read me like a book
Kek, that's what you think faggot.
You don't drive a ford.
I hate my job, I have a fantastic relationship with my gf, I went to prison.
Nah, would never kill an animal you faggots.
You don't hate your job.
I've fucked a girl who needs a wheelchair, my sister and my stepmum (presumably on different occasions)
As a yuropoor, I am genuinely impressed that USA voted Trump
I do not have a job
I do
>I have a fantastic relationship with my gf,
>30
>taken
>my brother is dead
You're not a real yuropoor