Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Claim

still here

Haha yes

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reposting
QOTT: Anime watching this season or just in general.

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Took me a very long time to understand this.

>not having sexual feelings towards your wife

So naughty

Not at the moment, but I'm pretty hyped for the Granblue fantasy anime that should be coming out early this year

Oh thank you, she appreciates it.
Loli da best no pedo
Yeah, as I said a few posts ago, I already told my parents about the shit and got back home today.
Maybe I should go into stationary but not right now

Sup

Is this the right moment to thank you? I think it is...
Thanks Syndra

>public lewding is a requirement of that

(Steakman)
Honestly thank you. That was a neat lesson I learned today.

Not a damn thing.

Friend recommended Drifters and Psycho Mob or whatever. He keeps mentioning some manwa called Tower of God or something. I want to watch LWA but I can't.

nope
im hungry thats about it. you?

The Loki Nazi anime
Or maybe ao no exorcist season 2

>Being hyped about generic gatcha game anime #2047

I need to finish Stardust Crusader so I can get to DIU

I'm on my lunch break, enjoying some delicious fast food.

No

I can't remember who was my first avatar, I mean, everywhere, not just here.

You know the rules, 2 homurolls a thread. I'll be using the time you take to get it to find a proper pic.

World of Warcraft the Anime.

>Loki
Loli*

(Rei)
I can smell thirst. That's why I know it

Well, did you look up how you usually deal the best way with this?
I mean someone said with alcohol detoxing can kill you, so I'd rather you be extra careful instead of extra fast.
No one expects you to heal over a weeks course.

still here

(tomoki)
>I hate cooking
>there's always so much waste
You are what you eat, I guess.
>light rain
>disregarding medium heavy snowfall
Clearly you're mistaken!

(rei)
>Whales-sheep joke
I'm trying to have a civilized discussion here.
>one of humanities greatest early achievements
>triumphing over nature
But isn't the greatest humiliation of nature to literally fuck it?
>vegetarian
Why tho?

(QOTOT)
Isn't there another KonoSuba?

KINMOZA MOVIE BLU RAY RELEASES MARCH 3RD
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE

I mean I remember you being surprised at me baneposting.
Mob Psycho was great, drifters is basically dependent on how you liked Hellsing.
>playing retail

That "waste/are what you eat" makes no sense. If there's waste, it's because I'm not eating it. Try again.

I've never lived in an area with snowfall. I really would like to someday, at least for a while.

Vanilla is trash.

Retail heroes diss me for playing on pservers, pserver heroes diss me for playing on retail.
Fuck me right?

fun fun. what food

Shoo

Hey Chara

I haven't had fast food in a long time. Last I remember whenever I ate burgers from McDonald's I couldn't stay awake for more than 3 hours.

Ugh I am so jealous of you. I can't wait to save up enough to move myself and my 4 dogs to wherever it snows year round.

Snow sucks
It's too cold.

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Wrathbaby please go, me and Iowa killing level 6 mobs at level 1 for levelling up while running/kiting was great fun.
That's because they want you to help keep the sinking ship afloat.

Not counting my chickens before they hatch.
I'd be pleasantly surprised if I could pull that off though.

You just have a naughty mind.

We don't have to go to such lengths. We've already fucked the planet and ourselves for the next century or so.
Well, not for the reason you'd think. It's because I want to look good in girl's clothing like the faggot I am.

I honestly don't know. I haven't downloaded this season's chart and have been down in the dumps in respect to following anime season, even though I really liked to some years ago.

Heya Fran, how's it going?

That's why I might get into stationary. I know about the side effecs of withdrawal good enough. So I already looked into stationarie clinics near me

I watched Hellsing for the gloves and yaoi bait. Young Walter? Shota Alucard? Warrant Officer Schrodinger? Come oooooon.

Is there yaoi undertones in Drifters? Or is just just bold lines with RIP AND YEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE?

>Wrathbaby

Little Witch Academia

I'm going to get a card but I can't remember the name of the one I'm thinking about getting right now

>RIP AND YEAR

Sorry, RIP AND TEAR

This is for visual reference.
>image obviously related

I'll off for lunch now

Jack in the box. Nothing special, but it gets the job done.
Just bundle up before going out. Find a cuddle buddy for indoors and wrap up into a double stuffed blanket burrito.

Is there no other way to detox more safely?

Oh its you again

Hey rei

Got a lot of work for my lab done!

There are a few characters who have no under tones about it

And Yoichi a qt
>little witch academia
This

That's not a question

>cuddle buddy
so you have a daki? what cover(s)?

That sounds great then.

Hi everyone! I'm back! I went to watch Yuru Yuri for a while, and I went out to request a prescription too- it'll be ready tomorrow!

k, roll

Yea, I was that flaw as well, but I guess you got the point.
>no snowfall
Now that sure is awful! The world is so beautiful and pure when it's all white. (No Nazi propaganda intended.)

Que?

You can always fuck some more for additional humiliation!
>gay stuff
... just... just eat the right kinds of meat.
Or consider not being gay.

No that's nothing like me!

Finally home, I love you Chara! Bbl! ^^
>i have to go food shopping with my dad so I won't be back for a long time, sry...

ah i havent been there in a while

See you later then

Tbqh no. If you are addicted enough to ethanol, you run the risk of seizuress amd shit. Look it up. Ethanol withdrwal is like heroin withdrawal, only worse for the person who has to go through it

Oh.... Interesting, so that is what tenderized meat is. Have fun Steakman!

FUJOSHIT GET OUT REEEEEEEE~
I didn't notice any but I'm notoriously blind, for your yaoi fix though did you see last season's Yuri on Ice?
just imagine I didn't give up on writing it halfway though

You're a little confused here. So did you get to name your warlock Wo?

I don't care if Arena-Tournament sinks, it's what it deserves after the previous owner sold it out to the meme server.

Cute
>pure when it's all white.
Maybe not intended, but Nazi confirmed.
Yeah, that's kinda the reason I would like to live somewhere like that. I used to visit family members in Big Bear and always loved it. For the longest time when I was a kid, all I would want for my birthday was to actually see snowfall, not just go somewhere and have snow be there.

It's not bad. I'm waiting for a Panda Express to open and I'll be all set for my gluttonous fast food desires.

I had completely forgotten about that, and actually haven't even gotten into the fresh realm yet, since there's an 11k queue day and night

Hmmm.

>Yuri on Ice

What do you think I am? A faggot? What next? FREE! ?

i dont really like asain food all too much

I mean, hey, as long as you're heading in the right direction, I think you can afford to be a little hopeful.

Google it nigger
Do you remember the number at least

What if my cuddle buddy is halfway across the world
what then tomoki
what then

>A faggot?
Yes

Its a long report

Shoo get out

Yuri on ice a great

Watch it. Its good

Hey Chara, how're you?

Best of luck!

Enjoy your pservers, vanilla fag?

But karen, it snows up here.
I am your cuddle buddy right~?
I'm too salty about the bait and switch name

Really? I'd kill for some good sashimi for lunch instead of fast food, even if it cost me more.

I guess... well, I guess you're SOL? But don't worry, I don't have a cuddle buddy, so you're worlds ahead of me.

Hello there.
How're you cutie?

>Or consider not being gay.
My world has changed. I have never considered that.
Yeah, I could, but vegetarian diets are relatively inexpensive.
>fuck
>humiliation
I don't know if you're trying to turn me on, but you are.

I think it is, strangely enough.

Maybe just a little, I don't want to bring myself up just to be slammed down again though.

That was meant for Chara, I am Flan. Nice to meet you! ^-^

>11k q
That's what you get for playing on servers that are above the surface on the iceberg tier.

I'd much rather play on a small server where everyone knows each other and there is a strong sense of community.

Neck yourself.

I'll pass. Completely. I was joking about the yaoi stuff. I still may watch Drifters simply because it will be something to talk to my friend about.

I wish he was a moe fag but he's not. God damn shonen shitters.

ugh, sounds horrible in every possible way

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means it's just more satisfying

i dont know what that is but i like hamburgers with french fries shoved into them

Oh, well in that case
Umm...yes

Yes
Cuddle me shiki-san
Then let's stick needles into each other.

SOL?

A little is fine, gives you a reason to keep going, yes?

カラミチーマス

Yea, well, fascism is a pretty good system compared to be capitalism and communism, to be fair.
Didn't it ever snow in Big Bear?
Further question: Who the fucked names a city big bear?

>what then
Then he is a really bad cuddle buddy.

But... but why?
I always liked you!

>inexpensive
I guess that's true. But maybe one fine day you'll find a piece of chicken in one of these dumpsters. Ganbatte!
>turn me on
Can I also humiliate you by denial? Because I can actually do that from here.

Oooh, that's not bad, how very american!
How about California Burritos? I love that shit.

Shit outta luck.

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Well thank you user. I am trying my best to write like I'm normal but jesus I am drunk like a madman already, just hoping to go asleep and have some left for tomorrrow morning
Why isw she so beautiful and perfect, even though she is best tulpa
As I said alreadyt, you guys don't have to ferl ssorry, i am just a fag etc

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BB!

>needles
NOPE

Nope

LET'S GET FREAKY, SHIKI

there is this one food stand and they make some very tasty steak burritos with all kinds of stuff in it

I'm a bigger fag, trust me on that!

BB!

Oh, I'm sorry Yui, I overread you. How are you?

Let's reenact the audition, dibs on being the girl.

How is the day going so far?

It is the most misnamed anime ever. When will yaoi in air come out? An anime about two girls skydiving

I'm good. Just chilling

And yeah, veggies are cheaper than meats

It is actually pretty good

Will finish it tonight!
No real reason.
>I'm a bigger fag, trust me

I challege you to a fag off!

*I put on my goldfish mask, flapping my gills seductively*

Well just don't get nvidia
fucks your computer hard

Shiki wants to be a girl?

I hope you are working on your cardio, reduced your protein intake, and are working towards

Going fine so far. I ate some noodles with meat today.
What about yours?

Nice!

>Challenge on who the bigger fag is
You win by default m8

I see