If the entire world became extinct except you and another person of the opposite sex...

if the entire world became extinct except you and another person of the opposite sex, how would you go about contacting/finding her, and what would be the first few things you do?

you'd probably never find them realistically

>pull magic conch string
>Nothing

Is das Saya?

Learn how communication systems work and begin broadcasting a repeating message of longitude/latitude coordinates on both FM and AM frequencies.

Assuming the internet still worked?

>tour the world inna car

first three things?
fuck her
fuck her some more
fuck her even more

I might actually make a twitter account then. Once the power runs out it'll be impossible unless they are pretty close

Shouting, Rape, Kill.
Proced to find another bush not knowing their all gone.

Go to my friend's house who has 1gig internet and download as much porn as possible before stuff starts shutting down

>longitude/latitude coordinates
what are the odds she knows what those are and how they worked?

Literally find a sperm bank

If US schools teach what longitude and latitude is in Elementary school, I would hope that other schools do the same. The real issue would be physical boundaries like oceans and deserts, and social boundaries like fucking language.

Went to school in the US they didn't teach longitude and latitude. US schools are a joke almost everything I know I learned from documentaries and lectures online

First, i'll go to mild climate area - surviving alone through winter is bad idea, also it is good to have fresh fruits all year. Before that i'll ofc get me some guns, cause wild animals are no joke.

Statistically this person is from china\india, cause half of globe is there. So, assuming that first weeks internet operates without people, first i'll try to leave messages on most popular public forums of that region, then same thing with another parts of world. Also i'll try to break in big radio stations to leave message in loop about where i go, on my way south.

>Went to school in the US they didn't teach longitude and latitude.

I refuse to believe that. Unless you are some nigger in an inner city school where the DoE has completely given up on you then you learned Longitude and Latitude in either Elementary or Middle school social studies.

Unless you were a cool kid who was too cool for school and played your gameboy in class all day.

yeah i would think electricity will still be around for the first month or two

If the entire world went extinct, you be dead in a day or two. No plants to make oxygen, nothing to eat, you'd be fucked.

Plenty of oxygen left in atmosphere for no one but you to consume, you have plenty of goods in every store, seeds to plant new ones too.

True. Either way, you're fucked, though. The power goes off, the food goes bad, you can't plant new crops because no insects or birds to pollinate.

who dis bitch?

There's more than enough non-perishable food to last a literal lifetime

Anzu?

You stupid? They teach it at like, 6th grade. Did you drop out before then or sonething?

>be greekfag
>in university
>have scholarship for hollan lined up

i'm coming there to take your jobs and fuck your bitches

Assuming I could find her , obviously rape her , turn her into a slave. Impregnate her till she gives me daughter, maybe even 2. Then murder her when they're old enough to wipe there own asses. And of course rape my new Lolidaughter wives. Impregnate one of them when there around 15 and start the process over again so I have a constant stream of Loli sex slaves. If I had sons I'd probably use them as bait or check out dangerous areas for me. Kill them or use them as emergency food before they're old enough to rebel. Maybe rape them to depending on how there boi pussi is.

>This
Never change Sup Forums

Have her peg me

lol wtf, this is the most Sup Forums comment ever

I'd be sad because I'm gay

Id fug you

retarded WWE kid spotted

>the opposite sex,
Hmmm megan fox or some chick with a big ass and titties
>how would you go about finding her,
Boat probably... I'd be pretty scared but I'd plan
>and what would be the first few things you do
Forcefully bang her brains out and create children that would need to bang to make humanity regrow.

Moar

What's it like being 12 in today's cruel world?

Seriouslly? I would post on here, on big facebook sites, I would post a couple of videos of me on youtube asking if anyone else is alive, I would maybe even make a redit account and post there. In my post I would describe who I am, where I live, how I get my food, water, heat, entertainment and transportation, and I would ask the same things the other person who is alive.

If nothing came out of it until the last electricity went out then I would probably start to travel around the world with my gun, water, and some other tools.

Or I would start to live like pic related

good idea, I would spray my pussy with arian nordic cum every 8 months until I got an army of children who would work for me and reproduce little inbred tards

>implying that sperm banks don't have lot's of niggersperm (those welfare's ain't enough for them)
>implying that spermbanks have the sperm sections according to race (as far as i know they don't use much info on those, just check if the sperm is AIDS free etc)
inb4 implying that niggers don't have AIDS/other STD

I think they have at least the last names of the men on the sperm cups so I will just look for Eriksson, Olsson...