Ever since I achieved the goal of sex, I have had no idea what to do with my life...

Ever since I achieved the goal of sex, I have had no idea what to do with my life. Trips decides what my next life goal will be.

found a religion

Become a pilot

Create a company

leave Sup Forums

Get an antfarm

Have more sex

Get a sex change and move to China.

Kill yourself

more fucking

Get a job you hippie

Eat shit and die

Roll

Nothing

graduate high school

Commit a crime so silly the media can't ignore it but jurors won't convict for it.

creation.

Worship me I'm satan

Be an hero

Graduate middle school

Fuck

Play the lottery till you're broke

Make a mountain out of a mole hill

Do a barrel role

Become a congressman. Moon all of congress. Leave and never come back.

Make me a sandwich

next step is suckign your own dick

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Columbine 2.0

Trips is so much harder with reCAPTCHA sheeeeeeeeet

Damage the earth's ozone layer to the point that companies can no longer pollute at all and green energy and processes becomes a global imperative

Become a cuck and raise your wife's child

You're 2 main missions in life are to survive and reproduce.

remove kebab

Give your mom STD

Achieve ultimate Transcendence

Cut your dick off

kys

get a job

get a PhD

Receive anal from a nigger

Now achieve the goal of having sex with a 10

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plus, use that job money to rent escorts for more sex

Become a millionaire

No U

Go back to college and work on a degree in philosophy. Do some good in this world(even some of us oldfags have hope).

>1 billiard ball in your anus

Roll

Greater than 1 billiard ball in your anus

shit on the floor

Here's what you do user, graduate highschool at the top of your class with a 4.0 gpa.

Attend a prestigious university and study law.
When you get out join the armed forces as a lawyer, or if you'd rather not enlist try to get a job a local law firm.

You'll be ranking in a lot of money, and will be able to retire early.

Also, don't get married, or too into relationships.
Don't tell your partner about your wealth either, they may be a gold digger.

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Call a nigger "nigger"

Read all the classics. All of them.

Leave Sup Forums forever and move to a monastery

smash every electronic in your house and pockets

implying

get trips in a Sup Forums thread

Fuck the police

maybe i shouldnt lose my virginity, read many saying their life felt empty after getting laid

meaning of life

Purchase Sup Forums and delete it forever.

Literally fuck a policewoman

live stream pissing on a light socket

roll

OMG trips is 2 hard

Become a rich capitalist

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Make weird masturbatory experimental music and try to get Sup Forums to pretend they like it.

Become an /r9k/ personality

eat your own shit and watch cybergoth dance videos

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Seconded

OMG OMG fuck u OP

Praise Kek.

So close

Just follow your dreams!

start being a pedophile

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Move to Africa

honk off in your parents meth shed like you have been

Write a book about your experiences as a gay person on Sup Forums

build go karts

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be as racist as possible

Start a coup d'etat in your country. Become dictator.

This RIGHTFUCKING HERE

Conquer Africa.

buy a fleshlight because youre a total faggot

Go to Europe and have sex with a teenager

Suicide

still rool slr

Rollin again

Eat an entire frozen pie.
It doesn't get much better than sex.

Rerolling because I know you can do it, OP

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THAT

Rollin again.. missed satan trips

COME ON.