Ever since I achieved the goal of sex, I have had no idea what to do with my life. Trips decides what my next life goal will be.
Ever since I achieved the goal of sex, I have had no idea what to do with my life...
found a religion
Become a pilot
Create a company
leave Sup Forums
Get an antfarm
Have more sex
Get a sex change and move to China.
Kill yourself
more fucking
Get a job you hippie
Eat shit and die
Roll
Nothing
graduate high school
Commit a crime so silly the media can't ignore it but jurors won't convict for it.
creation.
Worship me I'm satan
Be an hero
Graduate middle school
Fuck
Play the lottery till you're broke
Make a mountain out of a mole hill
Do a barrel role
Become a congressman. Moon all of congress. Leave and never come back.
Make me a sandwich
next step is suckign your own dick
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Columbine 2.0
Trips is so much harder with reCAPTCHA sheeeeeeeeet
Damage the earth's ozone layer to the point that companies can no longer pollute at all and green energy and processes becomes a global imperative
Become a cuck and raise your wife's child
You're 2 main missions in life are to survive and reproduce.
remove kebab
Give your mom STD
Achieve ultimate Transcendence
Cut your dick off
kys
get a job
get a PhD
Receive anal from a nigger
Now achieve the goal of having sex with a 10
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plus, use that job money to rent escorts for more sex
Become a millionaire
No U
Go back to college and work on a degree in philosophy. Do some good in this world(even some of us oldfags have hope).
>1 billiard ball in your anus
Roll
Greater than 1 billiard ball in your anus
shit on the floor
Here's what you do user, graduate highschool at the top of your class with a 4.0 gpa.
Attend a prestigious university and study law.
When you get out join the armed forces as a lawyer, or if you'd rather not enlist try to get a job a local law firm.
You'll be ranking in a lot of money, and will be able to retire early.
Also, don't get married, or too into relationships.
Don't tell your partner about your wealth either, they may be a gold digger.
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Call a nigger "nigger"
Read all the classics. All of them.
Leave Sup Forums forever and move to a monastery
smash every electronic in your house and pockets
implying
get trips in a Sup Forums thread
Fuck the police
maybe i shouldnt lose my virginity, read many saying their life felt empty after getting laid
meaning of life
Purchase Sup Forums and delete it forever.
Literally fuck a policewoman
live stream pissing on a light socket
roll
OMG trips is 2 hard
Become a rich capitalist
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Make weird masturbatory experimental music and try to get Sup Forums to pretend they like it.
Become an /r9k/ personality
eat your own shit and watch cybergoth dance videos
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Seconded
OMG OMG fuck u OP
Praise Kek.
So close
Just follow your dreams!
start being a pedophile
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Move to Africa
honk off in your parents meth shed like you have been
Write a book about your experiences as a gay person on Sup Forums
build go karts
...
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be as racist as possible
Start a coup d'etat in your country. Become dictator.
This RIGHTFUCKING HERE
Conquer Africa.
buy a fleshlight because youre a total faggot
Go to Europe and have sex with a teenager
Suicide
still rool slr
Rollin again
Eat an entire frozen pie.
It doesn't get much better than sex.
Rerolling because I know you can do it, OP
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THAT
Rollin again.. missed satan trips
COME ON.