Waifu claiming thread.
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Copy/paste rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No heretic-ing
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No over sexualised content
>Avoid RP/ERP
>Discuss bullshit
>If you’re not posting pictures no one cares about you
>The rules don’t matter
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
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sit here and watch or chat
I'm good thanks! Just relaxing and going to sleep soon. You?
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's one with cheese, and a large soda
it's not like it isn't common knowledge at this point.
hey good to see you! how is stuff?
不気味なアジア人の男からたくさんの愛
it's not insensitive to speak english if you are in europe, most people understand it.
but Chara is becoming the sex icon of /waifu/
just reposting this.
man you guys are lazy cunts
still here
>But what do you even do with all the free time!?
10/10
Just like your mother?
カラミチーマス
Well I'm sorry for getting everything leaked
One's the truth, the other is an aspiration.
Once in my lifetime. Not exactly a good track record I know, but I'm pretty sure I did fine.
I'm good to, went to a restaurant today! which rarely happens...
well I'm sory you look so good.
Says the one who doesn't put in a previous
Previous:
still here
There's gonna be lots to do.
One of the actors is yet to be bred.
You really could learn a language with that kind of spare time.
I'm probably the only one who never leaked anything.
Why do people even trust each other here?
So it's more like
>not much better
>totally still better though, loser
I could send you a jar though, Chara didn't want it.
Claim
Goodnight
i would like to
hii
I only posted my armpit... FOR YOU:
Trust me when I say that wasn't planned and I didn't enjoy it
heyo
C U C K N I G G L E T 2 0 1 7
>Why do people even trust each other here?
lack of social interaction
an inherent wish to feel important
thinking the relationships on /waifu/ have any meaning beyond the threads
i guess it is in order of importance
>either japanese or korean
I'd join you as well
>不気味なアジア人の男からたくさんの愛
不気味だったかや？ 不気味なんか思えませんの
I trust you m8, it must be awful.
did anyone of them contain face??
Pretty much, if you're still a virgin.
A jar of what? Will you send me someone's body part?
And I treasure it :-*
Though I was actually asking for the aunt at the time.
>trips of truth
Ich dachte Chara wär der Psychologe hier.
Thank god no. Sometimes shit just happens though
but you did send me your pocket battering ram :^)
Not a exactly a 'part'.
And the stench would probably be better if I drank more peppermint tea.
>mfw
I did send you that.
how you been?
that would be nice!
yes
Selbstdiagnose wenn man nicht so egoistisch ist ist garnicht so schwer...
außerdem ist chara ein Hobbypsychologe, das ist ein großer unterschied
I just spell chhekked my post.
>不気味なアジア人の男からたくさんの愛
>Many love from creepy Asian men
そうではないかもしれない、私は知らない
I forgot my glases that day anI was shure you ment armpit. :(
yeah shit happens and people forget.
Pink Garfield my favourite anime waifu
nice swap
>Selbstdiagnose
Und nun begeben wir uns auf Freud Niveau
oh yeah and you did show me your jar full of love
That's true, just needs time
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People saved some things though
It would go bad though. And how much would you have to cum in order to fill a jar?
to be honest I would probably save it to if I was not too tired.
Question: Why is Chara so edgey?
Bcs she's dead lol
ならば『普通なアジア人の男』にしましょう
When do you plan on getting started?
Ich würd mir wahrscheinlich ein viel zu schlechtes Zeugnis ausstellen. Ich kann den Typ nicht leiden.
I did say armpit, but just not yours.
Send em again though, if you ever shave.
That was the old jar though.
I'm still not done, so I can't tell.
>Freud Niveau
Der war doch cool drauf.
I can post it here every evening so that you'll have a chance to save it.
German
i saw you replied to me and had to search pretty hard for that
maybe this weekend
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Feel free to join, Bumsknabe!
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Check'em
Do you have a song/album/artist you recently found that you like? Let's hear it
ich kann dir ein zeugnis ausstellen
und alles nicht erteilt weil du dich hinter 10 masken versteckst
>freud
je nach deiner einstellung ist das jetzt gut oder schlecht? hast du nen tipp für mich?
I only took German for a semester, and it's severely lacking. I can understand a thing here and there, but that's really about it
Alright
fucking windy outside freezing m ass off smoking
feel tired dont wanna sleep
oh... oh... okay I guees
THERE'S ANOTHER ONE?!
Yeah, shiro is from germany, I'm from Austria. Someone else lurks here and that guys from germany too. It's our native language.
Bin mir nicht sicher, hab noch nicht zu viel von ihm gelesen, nur dass rund 25% seiner selbstdiagnosen bei anderen funktioniert haben...
Vokabel lernen.
Then you can understand more
>Vokabel lernen.
Learn vocabulary?
Recently tomppabeats.
youtu.be
Most of the songs are pretty short and sweet so I'll just post the whole album.
You're speaking in tongues again.
That's awesome, I really should have stuck with that language instead of thinking I could learn moonrunes.
Learn vocabulary, I assume that means?
Even i understood that, and the ony thing I hale in common with Germany is border
>instead of thinking I could learn moonrunes
But you can :o
ええ、私は正常です
I never shave, it would not grow back :(
that's a double edged sword you are wielding there
I'm sorry just stating the facts :/
correct
exactly. Once you get the time down it's only about vocabularies.
Ich kann auch gerne etwas länger schreiben, falls es dir zu einfach war. Der Sinn dahinter war ja, dass es einfach zu verstehen ist du Spast.
I suppose I should take it as a compliment.
Wenn ich nur wüsste welche davon mein wahres Ich zeigt...
It's alright, let uncle Shiro-senpai aid you.
I'm somewhat of a teacher if you want.
Much improved one, the old wasn't air tight, so it would dry up.
Sorry, that was for Chara.
He was complaining about Freud, but honestly I like the dude.
Wouldn't that be all the more reason to shave?
>double edged sword
It sure is edgy.
Maybe I could have when I was still in Mexico. Classes are much cheaper there than in the states, I'm almost certain.
Most of the vocab I know was due to how much I loved Rammstein when I was in high school.
>a border
>be swiss
>make fun of people who can't understand german
Yea, im too lazy to even throw this into Google translate
Does this mean I can postpone offing myself, then?
>Classes
Classes?
lewd
pls stop
Oh yeah, Rammstein has a very nice pronounciation so you can be sure that no words are in slang there
The point was that it was easy to understand.
I would rather learn Russian, who would want to live in Poland anyway
Grimes
They feel more like snippits of songs
Any song in particular you would recommend?
Yeah, going to a language school to take classes?
Plus, Till Lindemann is a beast of a man with the best voice on Earth. Unf.
I supose it is :-*
but my hair shows that I'm man
edgy af
How did it happen?
Was it someone you knew for a while?
Oh..
Who's gonna work on that?
Goodnight
Yes yes i get it, I'm just letting you know that even a Pole can understand this
Sure! Wait until we're far enough that I can tell you to kill yourself in German.
>>Classes
>Classes?
Classes!
Seriously the stench whenever I open it. Wew.
Maybe I should try more peppermint.
Ain't you one of them gays as well?
The Nigerian government, obviously.
It was a one night stand.
A pretty enjoyable one too. I don't regret it at all.
oh, if you like german bands I can recommend "Die Ärzte". They have a nice pronounciation too and their songs are mostly satire and fun if you go through the trouble of translating them.
lewd
and gay
you'd fuck a guy?
Alright then
Just... just stop
Oh I see! Having a teacher give you lessons sure could prove helpful huh
ドイツ語で話してる人が多くありんす
わっちはどんどん寂しさをかんじておるの
I'll bet that sounds sexy af, too.
I translated most every Rammstein song back when I listened to them religiously. I basically lived on herzeleid com
I'll look that band up, thanks
Is Rammstein popular in Germany? It is quite well known in Poland
why is everyone german now
God damn Nigers.
So they are the future of the adult industry in Fall 2034?
Would you consider doing this again?
Or was it just for trying out?
Yeah.... the most I can do with that is phonetically read out the katakana and maaaaybe some of the hiragana. You lost me with Kanji. Rip me
I supose I am.
never do it, one time needs to be the first?
time zones, its german o'clock
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I think that one is one of her more/most popular song
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And these are some personal favorites
OH WAIT NO I THINK I KNOW SOME
ドイツ語, that's Doitsu go, german (language), right?
Have fun!
Not too much. We know it, but it's not really in the radio and stuff
Only 3 people here who speak german
Oh well, so you're not 100% gay now. Shiro can still safe you. Maybe
Especially since I let it just sit there for weeks during the holidays.
I usually stir it a little so it won't settle, but after I came home there was this really thick film on the bottom.
It does. So, to get a feeling of what we're dealing with here:
Wie war der Tag?
Nah, just of one of them.
It will be an international project.
Then would this not be preferable?
I can phonetically repeat lines form Jojo
Uhm... something something your day?
So, using the end (if I'm right) as context, I guess you're asking "How is your day?"
Correct, senpai.
Is there something like 25%gay? if so thats me.
would what be preferable?
speaking of time zones, min tells me to get the fuck to bed. 1:15am
CYA BOYS
I feel so happy, I remembered at least one Kanji!
Don't ask me to write it, though.. I probably forgot the stroke order.
I did. I was expecting an answer in German.
Sleep well, enjoy being 75% straight!
stop it
now
please
25% gay? That's the "This dude looks like a girl and I want to fuck him but no homo"-tier
100 times over. Just the sex though.
The one night stand scenario does not appeal to me. I wanted him to be more rough with me, but it was more than enjoyable.
I think it's enjoyable.
Who does Germany selects as a tribute?