>Emma Watson’s latest film,The Colony, pulled in a paltry £47 in her native United Kingdom this weekend or about $60.75 in U.S. dollars The political thriller opened in five cinemas, Ticket prices at the venues suggest that only seven people paid to see the film.
Poor girl
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How'd that year off from acting go?
Good
What a fucking insufferable cunt
You can be unattractive because of your personality
She's trying to be unattractiv, but I still want to have her
who cares. the cast didn't care enough to pay to see it or even recommend to their friends and family.
when u get a big role in a franchise based entirely on your looks, then get older and ugly but still have no acting skills and blame the patriarchy for your fizzling career
She was nude in it too.
I feel like I would have heard about it if that was true
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what a qt patootie booty
If Brexit didn't crash the pound the movie would have made at least 20% more profit.
did she show her amazing curves?
Good point, Emma
>native United Kingdom
She's not really a native she's pretty much french
Can someone post this set where he gets smaller in every picture?
>Can someone post this set where he gets smaller in every picture
This is a strange board
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YES
Only pedos are attracted to Watson
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I think they not did the scene at all in the end.
Maybe that's why nobody went and see it
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>emma watson engaged in money laundering
oh what a shame
guess this is fallout from her secret offshore accounts eh?
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How did she get her boytoy to shrink like that?
The UK is made up entirely of uncultured filthy plebs?
I'm shocked.
That doesn't seem to bad.
I like this more than I thought I would
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/d/ pls go and stay go
Agio Cuck
>7 people
She doesn't even have 7 friends then, because at least 5 of those were just seeing it to jack off to the nudity.
kek
What else you expect from worst Emma?
r8 my pitch for a harry potter expanded universe film
set in harry potter 3/4 time
>hermoine's in laying in bed awake in the gryffindor girls dormitory
>earlier that night, she had been in the forbidden section in the library reading forbidden spells and potions
>user, cuckboy supreme, tries to sneak into the girls dormitory to steal some of hermoine's well-worn socks
>she sees him, gets mad, then immediately throws a bottle of a forbidden potion at you which she had been brewing earlier in preparation for your nightly visit
>a puff of smoke, potion has made you 5 inches tall and durable
>she doesn't know what to do with you
>she can't tell anyone because she's a nerd and doesn't want to get in trouble
>only place to hide you in is underfoot
>you spend the next few years always inside her shoe, underneath her sole, getting stepped on thousands of times per day until she graduates
you'd be her footslave/insole/human dildo forever. she'd never let you go. she'd use the spell she uses in the 7th movie to make sure everyone forgets you and it'd be as if you never existed.
you on the bottom, inside of her shoe, underneath her sole, getting stepped on repeatedly by her sexy foot, because your were a horny gryffindor student who tried to sneak into the girl's dormitory too many times
You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love
You never take advice
Someday you'll pay the price, I know
I've seen it before
It happens all the time
You're closing the door
You leave the world behind
You're digging for gold
Yet throwing away
A fortune in feelings
But someday you'll pay
You're as cold as ice
You're willing to sacrifice our love
You want Paradise
But someday you'll pay the price
I know
I've seen it before
It happens all the time
You're closing the door
You leave the world behind
You're digging for gold
Yet throwing away
A fortune in feelings
But someday you'll pay
Cold as ice, you know that you are
Cold, (cold) as, (as) ice,
As cold as ice to me
(Cold, cold cold) (as, as, as) (ice)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, cold as, cold as ice)
(You're as cold as icccce)
You're as cold as ice
(Cold as icccce),
Cold as ice I know
(You're as cold as icccce)
You're as cold as ice
(Cold as iccce)
Cold as ice I know
(You're as cold as icccce)
Oh yes I know
(Cold as icccce)
(You're as cold as icccce)
You're as cold as ice
(Cold as icccce)
Cold as ice I know
(You're as cold as icccce)
Oh, yes I know
(Cold as icccce)
Why is she shaped like a back scracher?
>hermoine, what do you MEAN you've kept a small man in your shoe for 5 years?? are you telling me that you've been STOMPING on him the entire time we've been grocery shopping?
>you're acting absurd. it's perfectly fine, and besides, i did what i had to do. see? you can see him down there, he's just fine. and yes, i step on him all day long. he's grown to love it, you see? look at him squirm, he wants my foot! as i walk, he kisses my foot. he didn't used to, but after so many years, he's begun to worship my foot. he needs it, don't you understand? this is how he must live now. you mustn't tell anyone, this is what he was born to be.
you do realize it takes one click to hide your reditspam forever
reminds me of this for some reason
The fuck is going on with this thread?
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wtf
Nobody has seen the movie.
Nobody is going to see the movie.
There is nothing to discuss other than post pictures of emma watson's ass or some shit.
Will anyone here admit that Watson isn't that attractive? A six at best for the average man under the star effect. A four for me, I see plenty of more beautiful women anywhere I go, and there is actually the possibility of talking to them.
no one wants to be a diaper tho
i'd def want to be emma watson's pussy toy/foot toy
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Ick
That bitch has no ass. She's got no ass what the the hell are you talking about.
I've got a better ass I'd fap to my own ass before I could even try to fap to her hank hill ass.
Why the fuck is this so funny?
Yeah she needs to do more squads and wear tighter jeans.
Meh. She's not a bombshell but she has nice skin and lips.
I'd say 7.8/10 tbhfam
Will she be good as Belle?
she done as an actress, luckily there's a lot of money to be made bashing men
I have no idea but I laughed for a good five minutes at it
You're a wizard, user
I used to think she was pretty when I was younger. Something happened though, because she lost all of her charm after like the 3rd movie.
One Emma to Rule Them All
Wasn't it a re-release of a movie that got released a year or more ago that made $2.5 million at the B.O.?
This is not Emma Roberts user
en.wikipedia.org
>Colonia, also known as The Colony, is a 2015 historical romantic thriller film directed by Oscar-winner Florian Gallenberger, produced by Benjamin Herrmann, written by Torsten Wenzel and Gallenberger, and starring Emma Watson, Daniel Brühl, and Michael Nyqvist. The film is set against the backdrop of the Chilean military coup and the real "Colonia Dignidad", a notorious cult in the South of Chile, led by German lay preacher Paul Schäfer. The film is an international co-production of companies in Germany, Luxembourg, and France.
Released: 13 September 2015
Box office $2.5 million (Toronto International Film Festival) and 18 February 2016 (Germany)
Close but no cigar.
This didn't just premiere in the UK, you know right? I don't know why it is only now coming out over there, as opposed to earlier, but this has been pretty much everywhere.
imdb.com
Sup Forums has actually had many threads about the film, and most of it has been pretty positive.
Personally I find the film was decent, certainly undeserving of such lack luster sales in the UK. Emma's performance was not bad, and Daniel Bruhl was good too.
I don't know why people are acting as if this film was just released.
I watched Colonia on the Chilean run.
Is OK, not an instant classic, but is not bad. Is the kind of historical drama that you watch on TV and get very, very dark in the second and third act after a plain and boring first act, so is not the typical Emma Watson film. I mean, not for Harry Potter audience
those teeth are honestly horribly nasty, not even memeing. are those after or before braces? jesus
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>after braces and several whitening treatments
them hollywood dentists must make some good dosh, wish i was there
I fucking love badly drawn fetish comics.
hollywood dentist here, we are doing it for the blowjobs.
>braces
are you retarded?
looks like you are
This is just way too funny...
>I know you are but what am I
Be quite, retard
your shitty waifu used braces get over it, retard
Is she official box office poison?
How many theaters was it released in?
OP says five cinemas but only seven people bothered to watch it.
No she didn't, find me a picture where she has braces.
You won't because you're a retard.
>muh braces all look like shit and are easily visible
get with the times mong
Wow I guess you win. You're totally not retarded.
>keanu reaves' new film, Exposed flopped spectacularly in its opening weekend in the UK this year, making a paltry $168.
The crime thriller was only screened in five cinemas. The terrible figure means it made $33.39 per theatre, roughly the price of two adult tickets.
i just want to cum on those feet bros
>You will never be vag-height to a giantess Emma Watson
kill me now
>takes year off from acting to focus
>focus on feminism
I'm fascinated by the idea that someone would even think this up, never mind type it.
At least he's a clean werediaper
How fucking dense are you people? The film got a token theater release because they wanted it to get reviewed. It was just advertising for the film that was headed for VOD and home video from the beginning. They do this for smaller films all the time, especially if they are foreign. A Finnish film, The Girl King, got released in one (1) theater in London and grossed £513 - they got reviewed by Time Out and Guardian. Had they just released it straight to VOD, nobody would have reviewed it and it would have disappeared like a Chad's cock into Emma's vagina.
No theater release, straight to VOD=no reviews=bad for marketing and sales.
You fucking virgins.
>A Finnish film, The Girl King, got released in one (1) theater in London and grossed £513
>Emma Watson’s latest film,The Colony, pulled in a paltry £47 in her native United Kingdom this weekend or about $60.75 in U.S. dollars The political thriller opened in five cinemas
L M F A O M8
>that ass and legs
I keep my enemies under my foot uuuhhhhh
i-i-is th-that her feminine penis?
Now that you've put it like that... yeah, Emma BTFO