Ask a McDonals employee anything

Ask a McDonals employee anything.

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>McDonals

have you ever fucked a mcchicken?

have you seen this guy and what do you think. my friends say he isn't funny and nobody gets me. thinkining about I'm forever alone u no??youtube.com/watch?v=1NJbT4GZIPs

OP/ hahaha big mac's reduce my ability to spell

OP/ no but ive seen someone do it

I'll take a triple cheeseburger, a medium fries, and a medium sprite

OP/ eat in or take away?

OP/ our live stock get violated and we add vegital to the oil

so you don't know
cause i was raped in macdonald's restaurant

how long have you worked there. And a follow up question: how do you survive the soul sucking horror? I worked at mcdicks for 2 years and when i left i couldn't stand another day for fear of my soul being destroyed

Are you gay?

Name tag or work clothes
Or it didn't happen

OP/ in the bathroom?

To go

Is the mcchicken sauce packets just mayo?

Why is the mcrib so rare?

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How do you like it?

What's the safest way to land a double backflip from over a table?

Do you get 15/hr?

OP/ its alright, most of the people there are good to talk to

OP/ good question i would saw its safe to wear a bannana suit coverd in oil

OP/ lol im not a front area fag idk how to do cashier

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Where'd you study philosophy?

OP/ worked for 8 months, the crew and managers at my store are good so its not to bad

Why did you watch someone fuck a mcchicken

why is wendys better

OP/ the burgers are better and more finger licken good at Maccas

What toy do you have?

How can I make sure someone doesn't cum in my food?

OP/ nothing that cool at my store

Fuck any Co-workers inside your workplace yet?

OP/ dont be a fag the the employee and check your food

What's the deal with the mcrib. What time of year does it normally come out? I love the shit out of them and eat them every day when they're around, and after they're gone I never go to McD's. I really don't want to die without having another mcrib, so pls respond op.

How is the work environment?

OP/ not quite yet, you got any stories?

Underrated post. Kek'd

OP/ in all my time working here ive never had the McRib on menu sorry frendo just wait for it to come back

I'm always friendly with the staff. I just hope to god I don't run into a douchebag with a fetish.

OP/ mostly good some people do have anger problems though

Is every night at work really like this training video?

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OP/ it would be hard to get away with cuming on food and not being caught

how many niggers come and go?

As to be expected with any fast food joint I suppose.

Never worked for Mcdonalds before. but I did work for the 99 cent store. Fucked my manager during an overnight in our storage warehouse and again about 2 weeks later in another low key area. She also made my schedules so that actually turned out pretty well on my part.

OP/ something like that yes

how are you holding up financially? how much do you make weekly/bi-weekly and are you taking care of your bills?

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OP/ i rarely see them

OP/ lol maccas i shit pay im getting a real job soon

>sprite
Might as well suck the semen straight from his cock

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Amazing, OP. Where do they get all the DeLoreans? And do they come with the girls and centaurs? I gotta get my as down to McDonaldz...

OP/ Maccas mass produces all of that for every major store its quite cool

OP/ yes I prefer strong sweaty men.

OP/ fuck of or ill cum in your burger

Cum in my gf instead.

OP/ you killed this thread

>Maccas
Obviously Australian right? Just came to this thread didn't feel like reading the whole thing.

You work in a Australian McDonalds right? since youve been calling it Maccas if so what state? I work in a Maccas in Victoria

Where did it all go wrong?

OP/ Queensland

whats the most fucked up thing thats happened while you were working

You gonna go see The Founder?

>Queensland
Biggest nanny state in aus, funny thing is Queenslanders don't realize how fucked they are and pretend it's paradise.

OP/ hahahaaha yes

OP/ mate what are you on about

OP/ some chick on ice came in and freaked out

Why am i scared to apply at mcdonalds?

How many times have you spit into customers burgers?

OP/ never

have any of your co workers or yourself burned themselves horribly witth the fry grease

Where do you work?

OP/ because you're a pussy permavirgin.

Where do you work?

OP/ Mcdonalds.

You have no idea how regulated you are compared to the rest of the country, it's at the point that you can't do anything without being fucked in the ass by state gov.

Where do you work?

OK but where do you work?

OP/ In the kitchen

What should I get if I go there tonight?

I'm thinking nuggets.

OP/ get 10 nugs and a chicken and cheese

Get more dubs.

Sounds good.

Just for you.

What do you do in the kitchen?

OP/ cook and clean

Dang half true :^(

So you're a bitch.

OP/ basically

Where do you work?

What are your thoughts on incest?

OP/ good question, i find it uncivilized and weird.

If the staff were being dicks; what would you order and why to fuck with them?

What about rape?

Where do you live that has McChicken sauce packets? And yes it's probably just mayo.

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Ausfag detected*
Jesus Christ phone....

Could you fuck my gf?

Where do you work?