Anyone have a sexual memory that stuck with them the longest?

anyone have a sexual memory that stuck with them the longest?

mine

>dating sexy girl in hs, me 17 her 16
>she's been dancing since she was 4 yo
>amazing body
>every wednesday, girls had to wear plaid skirts to school
>i had a bunch of friends come over and her
>in my room playing vidya
>i start reaching under her skirt and rubbing her legs
>after 30 mins she can't take it
>pulls me into bathroom
>lifts her skirt up, moves panties to side
>i had fucked this girl 1000 times before and i had never, ever felt her pussy this swollen
>could barely get a finger in
>moaning like a fucking dying animal
>still remember how wet and puffed up she was to this day and how that pussy felt

This one time a female human accidentally brushed my dick through my pants with the back of her hand.

This one time my cousin hugged me and I could feel her boobs against me

A fucked up one.. Was in my
Early teens and saew through a unshut door watched my mom riding my dad now i have a fetish for older women that resemble my mom I fuck them really, really hard.. I'm younger and enjoy fuking them moire than girls my own age.. Messed up a bit from that I guess

This one time a woman smiled at me and said hi. It was pretty great

AMA

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He knows his shit.

>me
>on baseball team in high school
>this one chick loves baseball players
>i'm a virgin she's a virgin
>invite her to a game one night
>we win
>she sticks around and we go for a walk, end up making out
>loop in a circle, it's nighttime now and we're back at the baseball diamond
>we go into the dugout
>i sit down, she starts taking her pants off

>bitched lost her virginity to me first time we hung out

god damn it i miss those days.

I say "ay girl lemme see dat ass" to my male cousin in a mall and a girl walking by thought I was talking to her and looked at me with a mix of disgust and pity.

>walking down the street
>8/10 cuties walking towards me with her dog
>its a pomeranian
>my favorite kind of dog
>she smiles and says "Hi"
>holy shit I am going to greet her and talk about her dog in an attempt to start an actual conversation
>Its going to fucking happen and there is nothing that can stop it
>say "hi"
>about to say "Nice dog, I love pomeranians"
>dog makes a gurgling sound
>squats down and starts shooting a stream of diarrhea
>it gets all over her shoes
>she starts freaking out
>HOLY FUCK ABORT ABORT ABORT
>dodge around the dog shit and keep going
>don't look back

That was 5 years ago and still the closest I have ever come to starting a conversation with a random person on the street.

Kek

...

>with cute gf
>bout to go friends house
>wearing booty shorts
>hey babe can you not wear panties
>why lol
>idk its hot
>haha alright sure and gave me a seedy but funny look like 'o u horny boy'
>going to friends house
>talkin and shit end up watching movie
>friend is super into it
>hands on her thigh using pinky to rub up and down
>she puts her hand on my dick and starts stroking
>friend leaves the room for toilet
>cute gf jumps on my lap and starts making out and start grinding
cont...

>dating a girl for a year in highschool
>Parents are super Christ-tards and wouldn't let us hang out alone
>Superbowl night and her dad goes over to Christ-tard party, her mom stays home with daughter, youngerdaughter, and brother
>user come over, mom says its okay
>I go over and her mom is watching the game in the living room
>we go into the kitchen with her little brother (3yo)
>shes kinda christian, doesnt want to do the dirty but says in the butt is okay
>No lube buckle up
>took a while to get it in
>butt fucked her on kitchen table while little brother watched lazytown on ipad
>nut and try to pull up pants
>start buckling pants as her little sister (11yo) walks in to say something
>user wtf?
>tighting pants christ-cock-gobbler, chill
>go to bathroom and clean up
>haven't talked to her since
>she started putting my number on college applications as revenge and I still get fucking calls 4 years later

>be 17
>fucking my first gf doggystyle
>suddenly remember a porn video i saw
>the guy was fucking a woman doggystyle, he reached for her mouth and fish-hooked her
>i thought it was hilarious
>without thinking, i fish-hook my girlfriend
>like, fish-hook her hard
>her moans turned into weird noises
>sounded like a person in those roller coasters that go up and down really fast
>she asks me wtf im doing
>i laugh my ass off and keep fucking her
>broke up 4 months later

>Bull for a cuck couple
>They want to get really kinky
>She wants to drink my piss, but I have to leave right away to avoid awkwardness
>We agree on the day
>I try to set up drinking water with meeting them.
>Finally meet up with them
>Horny as fuck
>Go to the bed room and talk with the husband while she gets ready
>She comes to the room naked
>Husband gets out the way
>Making out, necking hard
>Go down on her
>I make her cum hard twice licking her clit and fingering her hard
>I put my cock in raw like always
>Fucking her like no tomorrow
>She's so wet from coming twice that I can slam her as hard as I can
>She tightens up really hard, she's cumming again
>I cum right in her. My 2 day load
>A couple more pumps to make sure it's out
>I pull out, she's worn out
>Husband puts her panties on her so it leaks on them
>We talk and get dressed (she just has panties and shorts on)
>She says after she has errans to run
>I tell them I gotta piss
>She gets in the tub and opens her mouth. Husband stands and watches
>I put my cock in her mouth and start pissing
>When she can't drink any more I pull it out and piss all over her
>Hair, face, tits, everywhere. Husband helps telling me where I missed
>Back to her mouth to finish
>She is soaked
>She gets out and puts on a bra and a shirt while still soaked in my piss
>I admire my work and the husband reminds me about leaving.
>Zip up and leave
I will remember that day for the rest of my life

>gf hears friend shutting door
>ohfuck.jpg
>jumps off real quick
>friend comes back in and continue watches movie
>she is diamonds rn
>teasing it for 30 more minutes
>whispers in my ear 'fuck i want you so bad right now'
>movie ends
>bye friend lol
>we walk home
>she starts rubbing that ass on my dick
>start making out
>she starts sucking my dick in the front room
>mom comes out
cont...

Why did you stop talking to her?

dude if this is true you are a legend.

Got my nut

She was also an egotistical bitch

I once had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

That wasn't an accident, that was TSA.

and you're a weak minded faggot

Had big couch like pic for reference

>Be Christmas time
>Wife's younger sister comes to stay
>Sister has always flirted with me
>Wife and sister get in fight all pissy
>Be laying on couch under covers watching TV
>Wife sitting at other end of couch playing on phone
>Sister comes out gets under covers next to me
>Watch TV for a while
>Sister puts her hand on my stomach and slowly rubs it
>Moves down to my cock
>I freak but don't move
>She keeps rubbing and I'm getting hard
>Keep looking over at wife paranoid as fuck.
>Decide to turn on side because I'm pitching a tent.
>Facing sister now
>She slowly pulls my cock out of my shorts
>Starts stroking really slowly
>Goes on for a while
>Wife gets up, I'm about to have heart attack
>Says she's going to bed
>She goes up stairs
>Sister grabs my hand and puts it down her pants
>She's soaking wet
>Pull her pants off and go down on her
>Then fuck in diffrent positions
>I cum in her and we lay there for a while talking
>Go to bed
>Next morning get up wife bitching
>Wtf did you spill on the couch?
>We had gotten cum and other fluids all over the suede couch.

I fap more to old sexual memories than I do to porn. I have one in particular: two hot as fuck 16 years olds grinding on eachother right in front of me, but I was too socially anxious to make any moves although I could have easily. Just jerked it to that memory a few hours ago.

>gf gets my dick out of her mouth
>smileandwaveboys.webm
>mom leaves
>just stick it in me user fuck
>pull off those booty shorts
>she bends over
>holy fuck ive never been so hard
>stick it in
>HOLYACTUALFUCK
>pulls dick out
>fucking soaked
>i continue to fuck
>she's moaning loud as fuck so i cover her mouth
>she gets more turned on by this
>i tell her to cum for me
>she fucking moans so hard into my hand
>she says fuck it just cum in me baby
>haha love you but no thanks
>pull out and she sucks my dick so fucking good
>i tell her i want to cum in her ass
>she lays ass towards me and i stick my dick in her ass
>cum diamonds
>starts sucking again
>HOLYSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>die and go to heaven
>just kidding but fuck it was good
fucking best sex i swear

i got dubs 2/3 times lmao

last time me and my ex girlfriend fucked, just walked up pulled her shirt off and pulled my dick out and started sucking me off before we fucked, it was amazing, that was the last time before our 3 year relationship ended but there was something so out of character when we did it, almost like she knew it was going to be the last time. so she made it amazing. ill probably never see her again. was the best sex we ever had.

holy shit you creampied her sister? was she on the pill? you must have felt like a king

reminds me of last time i fucked my ex after we broke up

except she was on her period so she told me to fuck her ass for the first time and it hurt her like fuck but she wanted one more in


good times....good times

Your question is redundant!

>If you have sexual memories then one will have been 'stuck with you the longest'.

>Female human

>was she on the pill?

Well she didn't get pregnant so probably, that or I just got lucky. Didn't even think about that at the time

Joanna was her name, 17yrs old I'm 27.
>start kissing and playing around
>stoked because she is hot as fuck, a little thick but not a drop of flab or cellulite because teen
>get her hot and start fingering her
>proceed to eat her out from behind while she's on all fours
>nothing better than underage pussy
>between moaning and pushing back on my face and fingers
>whispers "fuck me already"
>being a pussy reply "can't you're too young"
>responds "you don't think what your doing now can get you thrown in jail?"
>good point, jump off bed
>her: where you going?
>me: to get a condom!
>smiles and starts taking if rest if clothes.
Proceeded to fuck this girl for several months. Never forget that night or any night with her. She would just call me at random and ask what u was doing and if I wanted to get fucked. Was a great moment in life! Pic related, looks sooo much like her.

Absolute fucking savage

>what did you spill on the couch!??
>your sisters cum

also how did you fuck her so good with your wife just upstairs? was she just really quiet? risky as fuck user, i like your style

any plans to fuck her again? or did you ever try?

>>Wtf did you spill on the couch?
>>We had gotten cum and other fluids all over the suede couch.
holy shit, this guy fucks! am i right?

Leak/see any snapchat users private pics/nudes with snap leak .cf! Sup Forumsros use it before it's patched and don't share it.

i fucked my girlfriend in the middle of a roundabout at 11 one night
pulled down her yoga pants as a joke but i guess she wasnt joking

LoL if I would have said that my wife would have gone in the bedroom chambered the AR and shot us both.

I just played stupid like I didn't know said maybe her sister spilled something. She cleaned it up didn't say anything else

She tried to stay quiet. It was nerve wracking and a turn on at the same time. The danger of possibly being caught

>like girl in high school
>we never dated but there was some tension
>fast forward 8 years, she just had a kid
>i hit her up on her birthday seeing how she's been
>asks if i want to grab dinner
>we go to a stupid expensive restaurant
>bill comes
>$300 of drinks and food
>"i got it" she says
>turns out her baby daddy who is rich gives her dough every month
>we fuck that night and i nut in her
>realize i just nutted in a girl that just had a baby
>shit shit shit
>go to get plan Sup Forums
>it's $50
>she buys that too then leaves

mfw

here
Had to dig for it but here's the text

yeah. it was nice. but hell, its over. so ya know, fuck it man. lol

you glorious bastard

she still sends me nudes from time to time. here's one from the other day

One of my exes had a clit like a small dick.
>first time putting hand inside her pants
>find clit
>long as shit
>fucking disgusting, resembled a tiny floppy dick

>never had penetration sex for some strange reason, only nude grinding.
>one time the bitch got mad at me for not staying the night at her place (i had promised my parents to get back home to watch after my sisters while parents were away)
>threatened to sleep next to one of my best friends the night (all my friends were there
>"allright, whatever, do it then"
>leave earlier than i had thought, because mad as hell
>later on after the breakup said friend confirms she did actually sleep next to him
>on another occasion she had also sucked his dick at another friend's place while everyone else was sleeping
>mfw she never sucked my dick

All this happened between christmas 2009 and spring 2010

>be summer 2010
>at another friend's place, going to sauna, swimming in the lake, listening to metal, loud, and drinking alcohol
>she was invited
>avoid contact the whole time
>sit in sauna, alone, naked because that's how you do it
>she comes in, fully dressed, starts ranting about how she misses me and wants to get back together
>"not gonna happen, leave me be"
>get out of there
>never heard about her since that night

Like a boss!

are you gonna try to fuck her again? does she ever make jokes or shit at family gatherings?

Fucking normies, all these stories are actually hot and sexy. You're letting me down anons! Let me get this back on proper Sup Forums-level with some 100% true humiliating, embarrassing, libedo destroying shit. I could go on forever with this shit.

>Be me 18, HS Senior
>Still virgin because geek
>Go out with friends and chick I've had oneitus for year with
>Heavy drinking, heavy drugs, as usual
>Flirt with her at all chances
>Think: this is gonna be the night to make it happen user!
>Starts talking about her girlfriend who was along with us but I'd never met
>She's 6.5/10, big titties
>You should go talk to her user, I think she'd like you!
>Talk to her on way to party
>Fix is in, by the time we get there she is totally DtF
>We're making out hot and heavy from the front door
>Sneak into this kid's parent's bedroom
>She's all over me, I dunno wtf I'm doing, virginfag
>trying to make this happen, can't get properly hard
>she wants it fucking bareback, tells me so
>WOOOOAHthisislikeporn.gif
>Too fucking drunk
>Too hung up on The One, who is now in the other room hooking up with my friend
>She looks at me like "r u srs user?"
>One last try, so fucking nervous
>"Uh, can you hold up a second anonette? I haven't done this before
>She's 60-0 in 2 seconds
>gets her shit back on, gets up slams the door behind her without a word
>fuuuuuuckme.jpg
>Have a cigarette, get dressed and walk out into the party
>everyone is laughing at me
>she's told everyone I'm a fag
>The One looks at me like Howdidyoufuckthisup.png
>Go home, basically haven't spoken to those people since high school

More?

I fucked her a couple of times since then. No she doesn't make jokes about it but we both fuck around playing grab ass as soon as we are out of site of others for a second. Occasionally she will steal a quick kiss.

i couldn't get hard my first time either bud nothing to be ashamed about

is she single user? or does she do that behind her bf/husbands back too? that is a hot fucking setup you got going on. i take it shes hotter than your wife?

holy fucking kek nigger

Performance anxiety it happens

>be at a festival
>meet a group of people there, including a chick with her husband
>husband is a jerk, goes off with some barely legal chick out of the group, leaving his wife behind
>wife is a sweetheart, we hit it off
>visit her later on when her husband is on a "business trip"
>start banging
>chick comes every 2 minutes
>after the 4th time she is shivering on her whole body and begs to stop
>turns out her husband was a 3pump chump and hardly gets her off

i've never met a woman that was as sexually deprived as her again.

>does she do that behind her bf/husbands back

She messed around even when she had a bf.

>i take it shes hotter than your wife?

Hell yeah she is. As soon as my wife got that ring on her finger she got lazy and let her self go

If I ever get a divorce and her sister is still available I'm heading right for that.

...

It was the craziest thing I've ever done. Not sure if I can build myself up for that ever again.

Even though you know she's a lying cheating whore who will fuck even her own sister's husband?!

When I was 6-7ish my 15yo baby sitter always showered with me. She had me help washing her pussy sometimes.

Pussies don't inflate when they're aroused you fucking moron. If anything they pulsate meaning they open more and then constrict.

You're a fucking virgin.

>>be at a festival

Went to a festival day 2 been dancing all hot and sweaty. Girl wants to hook up. Go back to tent pull her pants off. Omg the smell!!! We'd died in you bitch? Almost puke leave.

>when girls get aroused it's harder to get a finger in

Literally the opposite is true retard

>cum diamonds

???

I briefly saw a girl's underwear in high school as she crossed one leg over the other. Does that count?

>cum diamonds
pure unadulterated agony

Yup.. because I'm a lying cheating whore who fucked he's wife's sister. We are doing pretty much the same thing.

I think that's called a kidney stone Sup Forumsro

>meet girl from pof
>go to her place to watch a movie
>start cuddling hoping for sex
>talk about kinky shit before texting, BDSM , hoping for that
>we eventually start making out
>move my hand to her throat and choke her
>start having kinky rough sex
>right in the middle of sex she starts telling me a story about how her dad raped her for years
>starts bawling and telling me details about the sexual shit she did to her
>i have no fucking clue what to do, shit was turning me off but i was balls deep
>she tells me to slap her in between crying and telling me these fucked up things about her dad
>finally has a massive full body orgasm and stops crying
>we cuddle after and she talks about what she was doing and thats the only way she can cum
>im freaked the fuck out, not sure what the fuck just happened or if it even turned me on
>then she tells me she has a boyfriend but he wont let her do that and she hopes I can fuck her while she does that so she can have orgasms
>leave and ignore her for awhile
>as i think about it more it turns me on
>message her to tell her im ok with it
>she ignores me and never replies
>still try talking to her a year later and nothing

>Pussies don't inflate

Some do

what's the difference?

It's calcium not diamond?

>extra blood flowing to vagina (thinking about someone getting a boner, you'll understand that faggot)
>can never cause swelling

yup. virgin detected

Did she have a cute smile?

A Targaryen.

well, if you want to be technical there should also be some sort of painkiller appropriate for passing a stone. at least i hope there is...

My sister sucked my dick in the middle of the night, in the same room that 2 of my other brothers were sleeping.

hey man cougars have all the experience, also im pretty sure its freudian thing anyway, you would go for women your own age that resemble your mum as a general rule of thumb.

I have plenty, but my most favorite recent one, was where my gf's friend slept over, only one bed available, petite girl, I slept in the middle of the two of them, I roll over and cuddle her, and she's passed the fuck out, start rubbing her body down and eventually move to her pussy. She cums in her sleep. The next day I found out she masturbated and came for the first time in a few years. Feels good man.

A good tip to all the other anons out here.
If you're drunk or nervous, lick her or finger her while rubbing yourself, you'll get hard eventually.

I can almost never get it up the first time I'm with a girl.

I had one it was pretty big they used Extracorporeal shock wave lithotripsy (ESWL) uses shock waves to break a kidney stone into small pieces

I passed them a day or two later when I was at work. The pain was fucking horrible and I guess they scrapped going through the urethra so every time I pissed for the next week it burned like hell. Didn't give me any pain meds

same actually. learned this the hard way in college when i could only fuck the morning after a chick came over

i would pound them though, but also could be the booze and weed

shit user, I'm sorry you had to experience that.

If I get whisky dickI like to eat the pussy that gets me rock hard especially when she starts moaning. Doesn't matter how much I drank

I'm sorry she's ghosting you user, I hope she hits you up for some sex again, she's probably just super embarrassed.

I couldn't get hard the first time either on account of grinding with the chick on the couch so much I blew a load on my pants

I do, but this is Sup Forums so... Are you guys not all virgins now? Did the userbase of Sup Forums completely change?

Kek

Apparently Sup Forumsro. This place has fucking changed.

actual sex isnt the only sexual thing you can do.

Anti anxiety meds will fix this. One side effect tho at least for me is it takes forever to cum

that's not a side effect, user

This one time I slept with a girl in the bed, but didn't do any sexual things apart from spooning which she started with.

>Be me, a 15 year old walking hard-on
>Have a cold, still breathing in through my nose
>Blows some snot into her hair midway through sex
>Tells her afterwards. Never gets called again.

People grow up get older and get laid. Can't stay a virgin for ever, I mean you could but that would suck

this is a good idea until you enter the world of one night stands and you don't want mouth herpes. throw a rubber on the tongue i guess

when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend

I'd just end up choking on that shit. Went to go down on a med student once she wanted me to wear a dental dam to eat the pussy I was like fuck that I just won't eat the pussy.

>me
>like a month ago
>senior in college
>have party at my house, me and my roommate macking on these two chicks
>they leave
>next night i'm at a bar with roommate
>girl i was with snapchats me
>it's like 3 am
>asks if they can come watch a movie
>roommate and i celebrate
>our uber takes forever to get there, they get to my apartment first
>other roommate let's them in
>chick i was supposed to be with is sitting on the armrest of 2nd roommates chair
>go into my room, we put on a movie
>cuddling
>other bed starts making out
>girl turns to me
>"i'm not going to fuck you fyi (chicago chick)"
>says we can cuddle though
>i just stare at her
>she asks why my other roommate wasn't feeling it when she was flirting with him
>i just stare at her
>she says "we can still be friends"
>i met this bitch yesterday
>"i don't need friends" (i feel beta about this all the time in my head)
>then my roommate fucked the other chick and they bitch passed out so fast next to me