Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Please state the nature of the medical emergency
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i want to die
I seem to have this horrible itch doctor... also, you're not Beverly... where the fuck am i?
Hey Doc...look I've been hiding a Tribble down the front of my pants and I have a question, is it normal that I'm breaking out in an oozing rash in that area or no?
I been taking a lot of men like my coffee in the hollodeck and I think my cervix fell out.
hot titfuck
The klingon bitch tried to rape me again.
I can't find the AnBoJitsu ring on this damn ship.
lolwut
my girlfriend is complaining she can't see after she gave me a blowjob, what do doc?
I'm not sure my scotch was from the highlands. What the fuck did the replicator give me?
Indeed it is normal, that seems to be the trouble with these Tribbles.
It's Quagmire. Yeah. Yeah-yeah, It's in a window this time.
I got these.
Doc, I'm afraid I'll die five minutes after beaming down onto a planet!
I got space aids doc
That is interesting Commander. Worf had that same rash a while back.
topkek
Hey you fucken drunken mick, give me my visor back.
It's mine now bitch!
Try stealing and wearing the captain's uniform before beaming down
I'll turn your woman into a coal burning slut you overclocked processor.
It seems we meet again
Worf too!
I challenge you to a duel
What part of the body? Dick?
Just let me finish getting her stank off first.
Emergency Medical Hologram is malfunctioning, Doctor. Please advise.
I'm a doctor, not a computer scientist, but it looks like you're having a stroke.
So that's what tosh meant when she said she was on her way to use the ships cotton picker
possibly. i tried drinking a holographic version of an old moonshine recipe, back from the earliest days of Starfleet. created by some white-trash cracker named McCoy.
Show him which kidney I wrecked with muh dick.
Did you mix in the Klingon Nerve gas correctly?