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I made a grill fake account to troll some idiot and all of sudden this asshole messages me.

Dubs decide what I say next.

what app is this? I keep seeing it?

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hey baby wana some fun tonight?

facebook messanger you loser

It's the fb messanger

Send him this

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Nice

really? it would just kill the convo and all the possible fun

Reroll

Convert him to islam

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roll

You're a real cutie, you remind me of my dad ;)

roll for this

I think
"I am good and you?"
is more than he can comprehend

I want you to draxt my sklounst.

Winar

OP here

try to be rather simple in your choice of words. This individual seems like English might not be his mother language

my hairy asshole awaits your tongue's presence

this

Ayy lmao sup , im the bro who's fucking your girl

nvm wrong app. The one I saw earlier said "you have now started a conversation with XXXX"

SOMEONE ROLL DUBS ALREADY!

rolling for this

I am from dubai and you?

Nigger

Ich mag es wenn man mich anpinkelt

it´s a shitty win but it´s a win

Im from syria

Facebook

winrar, it's german, like him appereantly

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Cock?

Into bondage bro?

Where do you live?

He is some bosnic jugo fuck

Thanks

OP here

Next dubs decides.

Spek da english

Anal you seek?

Could you afford a one-way ticket for me? I'd really like to meet you in person, you look exactly like my definition of a man :)

roll for this

Im gonna kill you, you fucking cock

I need to get fucked by a horse cock.

roll

I can't wait for Spider-Man homecoming to come out! What about you?

can u send dick pic, im very horny

My cock waits for you

Roll for this

rolling again

Are you into getting fucked by trannies like me?

Ich habe gerade einen fetten schwanz in der Hand. Ist von mir ;)

Brb I need horse cock

Sandwich?

Oh Ja daddi, fart in my mouth like I am on of ur kykes

Winrar

Win

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Come over

Yay I winrar

can you please gently lick my asshole and make me moan out loud so everyone can hear us then I shall let you play with my soft boobs honey let you whatever you want to them and to finish it off you start going down with you´re hand and fill by big hard black cock and then you shall now that there is no espace from being raped to death you stupid motherfucker

I love horse cock and eating the horse later

rolling for shit garbage

AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN

Game ovaries schlompa

What's up my dude?

Show me ur taint

Kek win

rolling because why not

Are all Germans freaks?

Gg

Nice dubs

kek another idiotic win

these Dubs are checked

OP, did the faggot stop replying?

Send me a pic of your super long toungue

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

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did op Anne Hiro?

Entschuldige, war mein Neger der mich grad durchgefickt hat, was hast du in nächster Zeit so vor? :)

hey /b, follow my fake insta pls. will follow back of course. got make it look even just a bit legit with followers and followed shit

username: martinamerricks

U joking?

You lik da facabook?

roll

rollin'

Would you dress up like a nazi and fuck me like a little Jew?

is he retarded for real?
Cant speak propper German or english

still rollin'

anyone?

Can't get Dubs REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wish you could come to America and meet my mother before she passes. I think there's something special between us. Do you?

Ever hear of the cat fish man?

We used to stack Krauts like you 6 feet high. Use you as sandbags where I'm from.

Sonichu winrar get dubs and it's all yours, my friend.

You suck at typing, so try sending me dickpics instead

1 new follower. kek. better than nothing i guess

Last try

Send a pic so I know your real