Im sick of being a virgin. If I rape my mom, what are the chances she reports me to police...

Im sick of being a virgin. If I rape my mom, what are the chances she reports me to police? I mean only a small percentage of rapes are actually reported. So, what are the chances a mom would report her only son? It has to be like 1 in 100. Am I wrong?

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She'll report you

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Jesus Christ, I don't know if this is bait or you are actually fucked but this should go without saying. Fucking kill yourself.

get a hooker you retard,how could you even think of doing that to the woman that shat you out?

I mean what if his mom actually liked it. and wanted that all along.

Well user, there is only one way to find out.

I don't have money for a hooker. And I don't know how to use a condom.

This seems as likely to me as her reporting me.

need sauce for op

Livestream it. You know, uh... as like, a guide to others on what one shouldn't do, and stuff. Yeah, that's it.

Fuck you OP ..how about you go rape yourself instead u scum

probably not, rape her

Well, if you rape properly she will like it so she wont report you.

Are you 14 or something?

Get a job, buy a condom and try it out and stop whining like a spoiled little bitch.

That's what I'm hoping. I mean, I'm sure shell be conflicted about having sex with her son but once it happens it happens, no need to cry over spilt milk.

fuck these haters

ignore your doubts, do what your heart tells you

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I think next time were both drunk, I'll just go for it. I feel like if I just say Please Please the whole time and that I'm in just so much pain shell be OK with it.

Sauce on pic? Looks hot

post a pic of your mom

not op but i think its from once upon a time in america 1984,robert di niro rapes some girls in it

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have her catch you jerking off to incest porn then get drunk with her and fuck her

Do what I did when I raped my mom. Get her super drunk, like passed out drunk.
Have sex with her.
THEN the next morning ask her "who that was?"
She'll ask you "What?"
And say after she got drunk and you went to bed some guy came over and she let him in.

And profit.

I'm 24 and can't work because of a condition.

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if your mum's like patsy ramsey she wont say shit to protect you, her only son

Just get her black out drunk and then go wild

>rape
>like it
top kek

Get a little tipsy but make sure she is super drunk, then try to tickle her/touch her boobs, from there you push her down on the couch and keep touching her, if she says to stop you say "shhhh" and cover her mouth. I did this to my sister a couple of weeks ago, she tried to push me once and murmur something but eventually she closed her eyes and let me pin her down without any resistance. Still no cops at out door, at this point it would probably be impossible to prove anything other than consensual drunk sex with her brother, which would embarrass her.

and how does she react when she see's you?she probably wants to kill you

Pics of your mom pls

She's silent, we talked for a bit at our christmas family reunion and that's about it.

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how does it feel to waste those dubs telling lies on the internet

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OK then, Oedipus

Rrrolll for rape

What is tinder....

>rape properly

Trips you rape her, quads you stop. roll

>rape properly
Terms like that one are the main reason i still come here

See professional help you sack of shit! You need a shrink AND a hooker!

Basically make sure the bitch either has an orgasm while you rape her or she's drunk out of her fucking mind.

Go on you tube and search "how to put a condom on"
I did not think I could be disappointed in a stranger until today

Condoms don't feel right, you gotta cum in that hoe otherwise it's just a fancy wank.

what

Roll

>I don't know how to use a condom

roll

Tell your mother what you have been thinking , and ask her for her advice . Do this with affection and genuine curiosity vulnerability and hunger . Listen to whatever she says. If she basically says no , ask her ritually once a day or week or whatever .

if she says yes , you better have the balls to follow through!!

This is what happens when Daddy leaves.

OP rape your Mother or your Mother will die in her sleep tonight

spilt milk, heh

Don't touch your mom kido. Only Edmund can. Now kill yourself

If I could convince a woman to have sex with me willingly I wouldn't be in this pickle. I just can't see how shed report me to police.

kekerino
nice baito

nigger

roll

kys

just get yourself a hooker you hillbilly shit

Do it, absolutely no chance it could backfire on you

Sauce?

Do it. Your mom secretly wants her baby's baby batter

i watched the louis theroux doc about sex offenders and there was this guy who did this. they locked him up in the nut house and thats where you are going too you fucking retard. think he didnt even follow through, just trying was enough

some video...?

I Dont think this is it.

anyone sauce on Op's pic?

Why should others suffer because you are too much of a loser to find a gf and lose virginity?

Post pic of mom

How mentally stable is she?
Maybe she will be strong enough to handle the situation herself, so that means it's go time.

It's really not a horrible idea. I'd probably do it while she's sleeping. Less chance of resistance. She'll just want sleep.

Also, seriously, box her face out and post a picture faggot. Is she even worth raping?

Ideally she would have big cums and want to do it more. That way I could get good at sex and be confident around girls.

I too am interested in how old you are.

Secondly lets say theres a 50/50 chance she'll report it, so worst case scenario you're in jail for raping your mom. You'll probably get out of jail at some stage but everyone you know will know what you did so its go get a new life/house/friends internet connect etc.

Lets say she doesn't report you. You'll not perform to any std that she would enjoy cos you're a virgin so next time you ask for tendies she says no. Stops buying tendies. You're cut off and no amount of bug boy points will help.
She decides no more home internet for rapeyboy cos its all that time hes spent glued to his shit in his room that caused me to get raped.
Basically you're writing off the one woman who will always be there for you just to get your e d wet.

You obviously don't have a dad and I'm fairly certain I'm old enough to give you fatherly advice.
Your Dad would say:
Son, don't shit where you eat.

We have a saying in Romanian: "Doing good is fucking your own mother"

So fucking your own mother must be doing good.

Go be a good person user!

Fuck is wrong with you nigga? I got 50 that says if you try she beats your ass. Beta faggot