#pokemongo

>tfw u tryna take a shit and a mothafuckin pidgey appears

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I really hope this didnt actually happen

Do you believe that my dog has no nose?
Or that a single chicken crossing the road has been oberved by children globally...?

>mfw kids will be coming to me so they can catch their pokemans

Is this the precession of simulacra?

copypasta; I've seen the same story with a Rhydon

>tfw no pokemon go in your country.

That's what you get for living in a shithole country

>pokeMONGOloids

What the fuck is a "MONGO"? Why did you capitalise those letters?

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shit normie game for normies

it's a pun

trying my hardest to get out of here permanently, senpai

What did you mean by that?
What did he mean by this?

Yes, Pokemongoloids haha very funny, but that doesn't explain why MONGO was capitalised.

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I came here just to catch those 'pokemon' monsters. Really! I don't even want this cookie!

just let it GO, MON

ITS LIKE ANNUDDA
SHOA!

whats up with all the Pokemon shit everywhere, did something happen/get released recently?

Pokemon GO, the mobile game launched a couple days ago.

Seriously? A fucking Kurd caught a god damned Squirtle near Mosul.

Where do you live, Mordor?

It hasn't been released here officially, but you can play if you install the apk.
Some guys in my class were playing today.

As a Jew, I find this particularly offensive.

Reported bitch.

JUST

devs literally have jackshit to do with that

baka normies literally have zero idea how any of their fancy apps or gadgets work

>tfw can't play pokemon in the uk because it's haram

Can't wait to escape this hellhole.

So many kids will get raped because of this app.

Would be better if it was a ghost type pokémon

nice meme

what is this game
is it fun

>taking a shit in a public restroom
>touching your fucking phone in a public restroom

I've literally met and fucked 5 qt's since I started playing this game and gone outside to catch pokemon. It's the best thing that's ever happened to me.

sounds good i'm in