Riddle thread bitches

Riddle thread bitches.

What runs, but never walks, what has a bed, but never sleeps, what has a mouth but never speaks?

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river

Who is a faggot?

My ass after Mexican food

OC:

Divided we perish, yet combined we divide.
We tempt fortune and effect fate.
We have many faces yet are never disguised.
What are we?

A river

A truck?

Fridge flower(bed) and ppl who cant talk

It steals but does not steal at the same time, it has a name that is not allowed to say, everyone hates it.

What is it ?

Your mom.

nigger, jew

Nigger

Voldemort you fucking racists

A river.

Jews?

Fuck you OP

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Dice

Uhh...America?

Yes

Cook the inside, throw away the outside, eat the outside, throw away the inside. What am I?

>effect
affect

>>affect
effect: cause (something) to happen; bring about.
A roll of the dice decides fate.

what predicts the future, is in the middle, and is never harder than it has to be?

A hardboiled egg if you're a fag who doesn't eat yolks.

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what has warmth but no light
liquid but no ice
and is hard to be seen at the surface of life

Lame, no.

A heart?

Yep.

lava. the first sentence probably doesent make sense but i figured, underground

Lava's pretty bright bra

OP!!!!

I'm brown and sticky. When I'm with my friends, I'm a faggot. What am I?

rillo

>truck mouth

not this dude but:

1. How would those drugs AFFECT me?
2. Those drugs have a weird EFFECT.

>learn to engrish

OP after buttsecks

I have leaves, bark, branches and roots, btw I'm a tree.

What am I?

>, btw I'm a tree
You're a faggot

3. What's my AFFECT after taking drugs?
4. What sorts of symptoms do drugs EFFECT in me?

>3. What's my AFFECT after taking drugs?
What's the EFFECT after taking drugs?

>4. What sorts of symptoms do drugs EFFECT in me?
I can't even

Affect is usually used as a verb. It is an action word that means to produce a change in or influence something.

Effect is usually used as a noun. It is a an event that means a change that occurred. When an "s" is added, "effects" means personal belongings.

I am a thing only for girls. When used I am rubies, when new I am pearls.

What am I?

...

Seriously right? I had a teacher that argued that it was 'the affect effected me' not the other way around.
IDIOT

White panties

river. too easy

Wrong, it's tampons.

70% alimony

both words have two meanings. one is used less often. the uncommon one was used. its not a difficult concept.

>the affect effected me
you best be trollin