Actors with boring, unfulfilling lives

actors with boring, unfulfilling lives

Isn't he like 50? You have to get tired of that at some point.

leo looks so bored he's contemplating his life choices there

It must suck to fuck super models. I pity him.

>I could be complaining about ghostbusters online and eating hotpockets in my parent's basement

How can he stand being around people that much younger than him? My wife is 5 years younger than me and her friends are insufferable. I can only imagine what being in that situation is.

What is that thing he smokes?

they're there for him and to please his every sense.
if they're not there to serve his needs he would have kicked them out long ago.


It's better that he just fucks 40 models every night. Most people in his position would have turned to fucking children or aliens by now. You know, top dollar elite stuff.

Leonardo DiCaprio vapes, why don't you?

Imagine having a fucking orgy every weekend, get paid millions of dollars for two weeks work

Geez, no wonder DiCrapio turned into a braindead libfag, just look at his disconnected-from-reality company in that picture.

He probably just tells them to shut up.

i'd rather hang out with my friends at Sup Forums, not even meming here

holy fuck look how beautiful all the girls are, especially the first three from the left ;_; holy fuck ;_________; and he probably doesn't even care when he unloads in their mouths

This. What does he even talk to this vapid cunts about? Nothing of any actual interest, that's for sure. At least here on Sup Forums we have a grand ol time shitposting and bitching at each other.

you do know people don't really have sex right? it's just a meme haha

my wife had sex with a guy last weekend. i heard them in her bedroom. broke my heart.

Imagine the Alimony

>and he probably doesn't even care when he unloads in their mouths

and that is why he was in this situation and you weren't

fuck, whose the pale blonde in the middle?

why are there like 4 bbc's on that picture? they're probably just there to talk to white girls haha

honestly I would just pull a Clooney and fuck bimbos but never actually hang out with them . Leo's doing it wrong

But there's the thing. There's more to life than women unless you're a knuckle dragging halfwit chimp. Some men actually do something fulfilling or productive rather than the equivalent of what a woman does all their lives: nothing. You'd have to be as vapid, braindead and void as a woman the think that that's all there is to life.

inb4
>Bu-- but y-- you just meme on Sup Forums and eat hot pockets!

>have all the money and women you'll ever want
>don't care anymore
>finally win Oscar
>absolutely nothing left

Calling heroin overdose in 2 years.

they are clearly south american or something, the fuck is wrong with your eyes

snore

i'd rather fuck super models

>vaping

D R O P P E D

I can't decide between blonde and blue bikini top.

he has done something fulfilling, became one of the most famous actors in the world, became filthy rich and won his oscar.

but he's probably realized there actually is nothing in life and he knows marriage is a joke so he just drinks and parties with supermodels all day until his next movie to fill the void.

>he can have everything
>but her

who

>wanting to fuck granny crows feet when you have literal goddesses

honestly life in general seems shitty . even at the top

>No children
>No wife to divorce you and try to steal half your fortune
>Can do literally whatever he wants literally whenever he wants

Sounds awful.
The media wants to paint his lifestyle as "boring" and "unfulfilling" so that we will all get married and have kids like good little sheeple. Leo is living the dream.

will he ever be that happy, /tv?

>tfw Leo doesn't have to decide
>tfw Leo probably bedded each woman in that picture multiple times

Feels bad man.

A vape machine.

Winning the Oscar is the worst thing that could have happened to him.

His run of films have been nothing more than Oscar bait after Oscar bait. Now he has one. Now what?

Nothing.

Just a reminder that Leo just dates fine examples of aryan women.

Like Rihanna?

Do you guys think that Leo made a pact with the devil to become so talented, popular, rich and handsome?

No. More like Gisele Bundchen, Bar Refaeli and Toni Garrn.

Kate is still beautiful and super models get boring. Plus they genuinely seem to care for each other.

>handsome
no

>rich
compared to who? most people yes. hollywood? no.

>talented
kek

>popular
again compared to who? he's not Clooney, Depp or Pitt level .

lotta super models in that picture huh
lol

>Bar Refaeli

>Aryan

Chaim pls.

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what is going through his mind

is it filled with opium?

>dat denial
did he steal your gf or something?

You crazy if you don't think Leo is popular. My entire facebook feed was full of "gib lio oskar" this year.

They're super models to him.

Leo isn't really that rich compared to other hollywood actors and he isn't really that popular either.

It must be weird when you're 50 years old and you're constantly surrounded by early to mid twenties kids talking about shit you couldn't care less about like pokemon go.

Blonde and blue eyes. Isn't that what Hitler wanted?

Why would he care? He just pumps and dumps.

both 9/10 fuck you leo share the pussy with us plebes

Do you really think anyone in that picture is talking about Pokémon go?

Sure it's gotta be heaven to have an orgy with supermodels, but I'm talking about times like when he's sitting there on the beach. He must be bored out of his mind.

Probably.

this gave me feels user

why is he living such an empty life

super rich ppl are pretty much always bored

Why is him and Blitzerian the only dudes living like this? Clooney never did this Pitt was always with someone and Depp was just a retard. Wahlberg had a kid in his 20s . every A Lister just throws it away

Mcconaughey is religious

You gotta go to water areas to catch water type pokemon so yeah probably.

she saved her b-hole for him

No, this guy has no depth at all. He's a terrible actor who just pretends.

>those chicks

LOW

I bet you Mcconaughey had his fair share of sweet libertarian pussy.

>not handsome
you gay or something?

they don't get caught on camera doing it. . .

He loves her, obviously, and tries to replace this feel with tons of pussies

Really? Every day?

I have a pretty high sex drive but hanging around those type of people every day would fucking kill me.

Being good looking or being smart and thus a good conversationalist is not mutually exclusive.
You'd be surprised how many intelligent girls are actually quite hot.
Whether or not Leo hangs our with those types is something else, but far from impossible.

>not falling for the marriage meme (especially as a celebrity)
>not paying alimony
>not stuck with some fat chick he impregnated in high school
I think he's doing fine, senpai. No need to settle down right away. I think Leo is making the right calls so far.

I'm not saying it's impossible, I'm playing off of the stereotype.

And let's face it if you are banging a few supermodels everyday, the stereotype is going to be the majority.

What if he's autistic? Somewhat happy on the inside but can't express it on the outside.

Did Leo cuck you or something?

di caprio is so fucking beta compared to based pierce

average american telling you what is "black"

Is it not time that Dicaprio and Winslett admit they are meant for each other?

Kind of, the hot ones have a tendency to just lay there and give bad head

This. This man knows.

...

I'm sure Leo is a bit of an exception to the rule. You'd have to be insanely hot and self-centered to not try to want to do your absolute best to get him off. Of course, I'm sure some of the hot chicks he bangs don't even have any idea how to really please a guy in bed because they've never had to do it in their lives. We're talking shallow, dry blowjobs that mainly consist of licking the tip of the dick, limp handjob action, excessive grinding, non-arched back for doggystyle, you name it.

>that vape pen
faggot

>he's handsome! just look at this photo from 15-20 years ago

If fucking a model is as easy for you to do as, say, getting porn on the Internet, you'd get tired of it too.

>implying he looks anything like this now

So? It's not like he would missing the time or money to d whatever he wants.
He can go on a hicking tour around the world, build something himself or just read a book.

Self pity is just les then sad after a certain point

>he smokes

can i be in your will at least

I do wonder what kind of activities they do there aside from sex and the common topics of conversation.

wow wtf all these underages

>>popular
>again compared to who? he's not Clooney, Depp or Pitt level
Cooney was nowhere when Leo was already known worldwide
Depp is shit. has some edgy-way ok movies, but overall not so great.
Pitt was better.. but he got old and had no good moves since decades

HUGE if true desu

I wonder what they talk about

If I was rich and good looking id spend my days doing meth and fucking big booty strippers/hookers. Fuck being around models and fake friends all day

>notch just shitposting on twitter all day

why is being super rich so boring for these people?

She's jewish you retard

I can tell you have never loved and lost

what are they meant to be doing? riding around on rollercoasters all day?

reminds me of adam sandler and drew barrymore

>cast the same girl to be your love interest in every romantic comedy you make
>she will never have you

>sex symbol james bond actor
>can't get his arms around wife his wife

you can't make this shit up

Once you bust your nut, then what?