New trucking company I'm going to work for (hopefully) does drug testing through hair

New trucking company I'm going to work for (hopefully) does drug testing through hair.

I took a couple vicadin a couple of weeks ago.

How fucked am I?

you might be fucked, they can look back as far as 90 days and if you shave your head they'll take a sample from anywhere

I know it goes at least 90 days, but are 2 vicodin enough to show up?

I can't imagine vicodin being on a drug test as it is legal and thus you could just be on pain meds or the like
Not into american drug lingo, is vicodin a stim benzo or opi, can't remember
If it's a painkiller say you had a bad back or some such shit a couple weeks ago

It's an opiate, and they do test for it. I don't have a script for the two I took...it's probably nothing but I'm a little freaked.

Yo use some logic, I doubt the job will go so serious to try and get your whole medical background up so you surely you could say that prior to the job (around 60-70 days back) you had some serious back pain/joint injury and you were prescribed them then? Idk I don't use pharma drugs so never really looked into back up plans and shit
You might be able to detox like you do with bud? Basically you down a shit ton of b vits and water etc
Or you could do the old fake piss/a mate's piss under armpit/by thigh to keep it warm
Depends op

pubes?

turn yourself in to the police now user, you'll feel relieved

this. no-one expects you to hang onto receipts for a pill from the pharmacy once 3 months ago just in case you get tested.

if in doubt shave your entire body and make them do a saliva test, it wont show up there.

If they catch it (big if) just say it was given by a doctor or like ER. If they want records say it was in Mexico or on like an Indian Res, someplace it wouldn't need a prescription

It's hair dude, and I don't have a script. Try and keep up.

Yeah, they'll take pubes. Body hair can go even further back though, so you're better off with head hair.

Eat a dick.

Yo, pharm tech here OP. Nothing to worry about. Just say you had a bad fall a while back and got a prescription for it. Don't go into detail unless asked and if they do ask if it was on your previous job, tell them something that sounds plausible at home. Like falling off the ladder or something. You're welcome

Good call on Mexico. Thanks.

Won't they ask for the script tho? Don't you guys keep records of that shit? Or am I just paranoid as fuck?

im telling you OP, turn yourself into the police NOW!

I told you to eat a dick.

and i took your advice into cooperation, now im trying to give you advice.

Yeah well you're fucked then, no way about it
And yes you fag I know you don't have a script (read that bit at least) what I'm sayin is that they're not going to expect you to fucking pin that script to your forehead and not lose it/toss it away for 90 days
Just say it was way before the job you nugget
I hope they pluck your pubes one by one OP for the hair test lol

just say you had some left over from a medical issue and took it because you had a head ache. really doubt it's gonna show up.

>i used heroin to cure my headache
this will get you the job OP

You're going to tell them that it was 3 years ago and direct them to your pharmacy you usually go to. Most pharmacies only hold a max of 2 years info on their patients (at least the ones I've worked for). If they ask why you're taking 3 year old meds because of potency (which usually decreases vastly after 1 year of opening the med bottle to fill) just tell them it you haven't been able to go to the doc for a while. Either way you still look like you got a prescription (sorta) and there's still some believability.

this.
and then go straight to the police station and turn yourself in user.