Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Maybe I should make breakfast
Or lunch at this point

Pls yes?

You're not? But how will I remember what you said?

Nah, I think you are.

Also, that wasn't me.

We talked a lot before, we met through an /lgbt/ chatroom around 2 years ago, I think!

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Muh Anastasia :^)

Dunno, I like both kinda so...

(Mako)
NO! Venting your emotions!

(Ruka)
I plan to. No idea what yet though...

a shit one at that

Brunch??

Too late buddy.

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まだここにおるのじゃ

Yeah I'd rather have extreme cold than extreme heat as well.
No, but that's how the weather is here.

See
Don't over sexualize the Slavs, plz.

An idea so crazy it just might work

I think I was at about 50F when I was walking to work and my hands were hurting. Jeez

well I am no artist so I have no Idea.

Exactly!

Because you have it screencapped!

Nou!

Another Anya claimer? And just after you started claiming too, the timing is hilarious.

Now that is top kek.

Train!

>Version 2
That's lewd user!
>Have a look at muh pillow

>Emotions
But then I'd just be saying how much I love Anya!

Yup. Waifu threads a best, though.

A-are you some sort of extravert??

Exactly! It's hard as balls to get sunburned or bitten by mosquitos when over 95% of your body is covered by a thick jacket.

Lessons changed.
Now fridays are free.
>Also you would be late by 4-5 hours

If you insist...

You mean this screencap?

Nou!

The timing is hilarious, but she's mine!

Me neither... I once contemplated some sort of occultic sign since I actually like the key of salomon and other occultic shit

Sure, you can do that too.

.. I'll probably start bullying you though

I'm an introverted extravert.
I can handle small groups and get energy out of them, but there's a point where the group gets too big.

Also I'm usually still alone at home

Aye, waifu is pretty chill! I love it here

Agreed～

Hurting??
You should get some mittens!
That's what I'm saying!
You just have to put more and more comfy clothes.
However, there's only so much you can take off!

Hey! I have a question for you. What's the name of your waifu? I have no idea what name to call you by!

Then I forgot the screencap.

someone hold me

カラミチーマス

>50 degrees

Perfect weather to go for a run!

Oh, good. I'm glad you're not an extravert; otherwise I'd have to bully you o-or something?

no

Well fuck.
>Late is what I'm good at apparently!

DONT YOU DO IT!

Nou!

Pls no bulli.

>there's only so much you can take off!
That's quitter talk!

I had some nice, silk lined leather gloves, but I lost them. The cold probably won't last too much longer, anyway.

It really is decent weather to run if you have good clothes for it.

WHY

I'll never let go, though.

How would you bully me then? That's hard to do...

Fine! no bulli... for once

I wanted to get a tattoo related to my name, but what can you tattoo that is related to Light?
my name is Akari.

Too late.

Because it was so cute! Are you so ashamed to have admitted it?

A prism for starters.
The Sun
The Moon
Shining crystals
Light Yagami from Death Note...

And that's a beautiful name

Atleast an attempt was made.

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I... uh...

Maybe call you a nerd?

I'm not an exhibitionist!
That's unfortunate.
How long has it lasted already?

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HNG
that hurt... a lot... pls no bulli

Thank you!

Not ashamed, just embarrassed!

Besides, at least I'm not a whole day late like normal!

>Not being at least a bit of one
>Mfw

Uh, maybe a little over a month and a half? These last two weeks have been on and off, just during the mornings when I go to work, so I can't justify buying gloves for just that.
I don't even carry an umbrella, which I probably should

thank you^^
A prism would probably look cool, but world look like a pink floyd thing.

why not?
I don't want you to :o
me on the right

Holo/Horo　ピアノホロ

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because u a fag

cut me yuno

Have you ever been on time?

What's there to be embarrassed about? You seem to enjoy it a lot.

Nice to meet you, Holo!

>being homophobic in 2017
I want to ride you like a bike :o

Claim

Not a chance!
How would the umbrella help you with the cold?
I thought you wanted to be held?
I'm not complaining though, I like it better that way.
vroom

We've been having light rain. Nothing crazy, but you never know when it'll start pouring for real.

Hello! Are you new here or did you just notice I was around for the past few days?

vroom

I'm no good at being ridden.
I prefer being the one on the bike.

>tfw just gone ko again and selept for some hours
Ahhhh my fucking head hurts like I just hada a car accident and is screaming at me for more shit. Calm down motherfucker I got some leftr

With reminding? Nope.
Which is odd, because I'm almost never late for anything IRL.

You know exactly what!

Pleb detected.

Both! I can normally see what to call people by from filenames, or just from other people using names, but I'd seen neither for you so I had to ask!

How are you doing?

welcome back to reality :o
I like arms around me, and I like wrapping my arms around others
so you want me to be the bike?

I mean if you were embarrassed to be my kitty you could've just said, I'm not forcing you to be.

fine fine :o
listening to some music and relaxing

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Does it ever freeze?
Or is it not cold enough around there?
That's a nice bike!
Do you have many of those?
??????????
Same here.

Riley is nice looking

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I'm embarrassed about saying it publicly is all!

You said not a chance. Did I get my links confused? Or am I getting my claimer a confused?
>I'm just confused in general now.

I wish this wasn't reality

>calling someone a pleb for not being an exhibitionist while refusing to say something like that because it's too embarrassing
I guess you just don't like it enough...

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Very few.
Not enough.

Yes. I'm sorry, I'm not good at anything else.

Ok headache solved and craving for drink solved. Now trying to no vomit.
Also, forgot to say in my delusional confusion, claiming forever as always.
Finally someone with some good taste. SHe is so super cute and the expressions on her face and how she acts etc
She is just the best grill, the only grill I ever longed for this much and I wouldn't even fuck her because she is too innocent, I would just cuddle her

(i'm only claiming the one one the right the cissy on the right is free game)

we met in a Sup Forums discord and from the moment she first moaned "kyaa!" when i put it in her male vagina... i knew that we would like a long and happy life together

but you're in my reality so it's perfect :o
post your favorite couple scarf
then let's do what you're good at

O Fak am sorry I don't know my own bully strength

Beep beep

I can't believe I lost track of a simple conversation, I'm sorry.
I'm confused!!
Oh so you're a fan of those?
Do you own one?
There are too many I love ;-;
I could fill a whole thread with them!

Protip: diphenhydramine helps calm the stomach down, as long as you don't mind feeling tired and having a dry mouth.

am I left or right?

post them all :o

No, I don't drive.
I always wanted to go on a motorcycle trip or maybe live on the road, watching the ground fall underneath me.

No, let's do what you want. I just can't really do that particular thing that well.
We could try, if you insist though.

Horns are sound pollution.

Nothing's ever perfect

claiming the cutie with crabs

No where near cold enough in my area. That would be fun, though. I've always wanted to live in a snowy area.

Dude I am like 24/7 drunk this point so dry mouth and being tired is a normal feeling. I actually took DPH in combination with DXM some time ago, maybe I have some left in my save
Also I like your pic, that is pretty good
>inb4 Only paranoid bastards have a safe
Maybe

She should probably get that treated.

we could take turns

like you could change your filenames :o
Umm

you?

There's a difference in circumstances!

RIP

>Watching the ground fall underneath you
Looking at the ground on a motorcycle is a great way to introduce yourself to it. Up close and personal. With your face.

Is it really that different though? You should be saying it proudly and enjoying it!

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Left o:
I'd like to try one as well, but the license and plates are too expensive.
Really?
What attracts you to this type of area?
I have no excuses..
It's the middle of the day and I'm well awoke ;-;

Fuck Off weebs

Same!

Exactly! Being a pet is the best!

Beep beep, Richie! They all float down here!

Thank you! And don't worry; I, too, keep my meds in a safe.

No you

No

Childhood romanticized ideas of places that have snowfall. I also love cold weather with the right clothes. Seeing my breath in the morning when I walk to work makes me happy for some reason.

get on discord :o
how forceful of me