What's your wildest sexual adventures, Sup Forums?

What's your wildest sexual adventures, Sup Forums?

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Real or imaginary? Also, more please

I cut my cock off and offered it to JESUS
JESUS
JESUS
JESUS
I put it in a little boat and burned it like a Viking.
JESUS WAS PLEASED
JESUS
JESUS
JESUS

Real. Notice the word "adventures" and not "fantasy".

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Girls kissing is a pretty wild sexual adventure.
I'm impressed and amazed and hardly believe this happens.

An alcoholic party clown sucked me off in the bathroom for my 15th birthday.
Pic is her, just after she shit on my birthday cake.

i was masturbating and i farted and came at the same time

I had a rat sniffing my asshole when I came once.

got a blowjob on a subway train.

Story?

went to a bisexual couple in their late 40s, got my asshole fingered and dick blown. Also blew a dick as well, pounded the pussy
>inb4 das gay yo
no it isnt, it was bi

>tfw you blow your load, find you are not bi at all, and didnt like blowing dick but cant bail anymore

not much too it. My gf of like 3 years at that point, we do a lot of public stuff. we were being really touchy and antsy all day, and it just so happened that we had a completely empty train for 2 stops, so she blew me (obviously stopping when the train was in station and people got on).

Were they m and f?

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Bi is gay.

Just before starting university I went up to the house I'd rented with some friends, 2 guys and 3 girls. We got drunk and decided to put al3 mattresses together and sleep on them. We all got rather randy and started fucking each other. I only fucked 2 of the girls and got a bj off the third. She was my brothers gf and "didn't want to cheat on him" altgough she was happily fucking the other 2 guys. It was the first and only time I've ever been fucked by a guy and the obly time I've fucked a guy. Everyone that night got fucked in every hole. An unbelievable night never to be repeated.

depends on your definition of wild

Two days ago I had my gf's hands tied above her head to the bedpost, pounded her in the ass and then untied her hands so she could hold a hitachi wand to her clit while I fucked her ass even harder. Took my robe strap from tying her hands and gagged her with it, holding her head to the pillow with it in her teeth. She had a screaming orgasm. Then I took the wand away and held her hands down on the bed and fucked her ass until I came. She came again from the anal alone before I filled her ass with cum.

Alternately, when I was 11 I tried to fuck my ~5yo cousin. You decide which story is more interesting.

yeah
bi is only half gay

had a pretty wild time with an ex of mine can probably greentext something real quick if you guys are interested

>You decide which story is more interesting.
which do you think is more interesting
of course the second one.
sure go ahead

I once fapped nonstop for 3 days in a row

1/3
>Okay, so be me a few years ago, can't complain about life.
>perfect girl, a small home we can call our own, make enough that we don't have to worry much about money.
>every so often she likes to surprise me with random kinky shit right, costumes, toys, bondage, etc.
>notgonnalieshitwascash.gif
>Take her out for a nice dinner one night, just having a few drinks some good food.
>half way through she is already starting up her dirty talk, about a surprise she had waiting for us at home.
>every now and then running her heels over the erect penis beneath the table.
>Diamonds.jpg
>okay so dinner done, we're both about 5 drinks in and feeling good, she decides she can't wait to get home and gets the dessert to go.
>order a cab while she hits the washroom, get our coats and leave.
>riding in the backseat of some cabbies minivan, her licking and nibbling at my ear, grabbing at the penis pressed against the pants, sloppy drunk chicks are the best aren't they?
>Guy driving is trying to make small talk butt fuck him right? she's already on her knees on that dirty ass floor, pants unzipped and my dick in her hand.
>enjoying the feels, head back, the default bj position, just let her go to town working it and talking dirty, every so often catch the driver looking back in the rear view and just shoot him a grin.
>taxicabconfessions.webm
>Only about 10 minutes into the ride, dick out for harambe and most likely gonna die in wreck, when suddenly feel a chill run over my deek.
>now picture this, us in the far back seat, her stuffed down on her knees on the floor, covering my dick with our tiramisu and then licking it clean.
>Tiramisu, makeup, and cock smearing all across her face, and thanks to the nice buzz we have going her dirty talking has gone up a few decibels.
>hhnnnggg.png
>enjoying the backseat bj and doing my best not to let loose the flood gates before we get home

Excuse me... Where were ur parents ?? Also tell more about it

2/3
>Fuck i loved her, so anyways we about 10 minutes from the house, cab filled with a silent driver, sloppy sucking, and some overly lewd talk, good times.
>"look me in the eyes while you fuck my face in this dirty cab"
>"open up that slutty mouth and eat your dessert you kinky bitch"
>often our dirty talk even goes as far as to taunt the driver and the other fun things you say to rub your sex life in others faces.
>ready to bust when she just pulls me out of her mouth with that wet pop and just grabs my balls and grips the base tight as fuck.
>Enjoy it but god damn she has a death grip on me and no way she is gonna let me blast her in the face yet.
>vehicle finally comes to a stop, made it back alive somehow, driver tells us it would only be 12 bucks for the ride, look at fare total was somewhere around 30.
>exiting the van her keeping a tight grip on the dick leading me out like it's a fucking leash, toss the driver 15 on the way out, 3 bucks for the mess of tiramisu and spit left on the seat.
>reach the door fumbling for the keys while she's teasing me and playing with the my balls on our doorstep, trying to be discrete but you know how it goes when your drunk, it's still obvious to everyone.
>"your gonna love your surprise baby, can't wait for you to see it"
>benis won't be able to take much more of this, get the door opened, pulled into the house before she pushes me back onto the couch.
>orders me to stay put while she get's changed and ready, even nice enough to grab me a beer before heading to the room.
>drinking my beer, taking a breather and trying to figure out what sort of surprise she had in mind, since it could be fucking anything.
>yiffy suits, dragon dildos, a horse suspended by an intricate system of ropes and pulleys accompanied by a marching band, who the fuck knows.
>Waiting about 20 mins now and starting to get that anxious feeling as well as reaching the end of my second beer.

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it really isn't.

>be me, 11
>at aunt's house with little cousin
>bored and just starting puberty
>decide to try and sex her
>tell her i want to play a "grown up game"
>take her to closet, take her pants off
>show her my penis
>"this thing goes in your thing"
>after looking at her i realize there's no way i can do this without seriously hurting her
>give up and tell her not to tell anyone
>go into the bathroom and fap

3/3
>all of a sudden start hear moaning coming from our bedroom down the hall and hear her call out "I'm ready"
>love her but i swear to god if theres a dude in there fucking her i'm killing them both.
>keep my cool as i set my beer down, stand up and make my way towards that door and whatever hides behind it.
>There is probably no greater moment of happiness and relief in my life than when i opened that door and saw what she had in store.
>her standing there in a slutty latex outfit and heels, looking up at me while she was bent over some bitch she had tied down to the bed in a matching outfit.
>everythinginmylifewasleadingtothismoment.heaven
>Didn't know who the chick was but later found out it was an old highschool friend of her's
>i guess she was talking to her for a few weeks before to plan the whole surprise, anyways
>not even 5 seconds into my pants hitting the floor before i was climbing onto that bed and pressing her face into her friends ass
>ok so to set the scene, two bitches in matching skimpy outfits, one tied to the bed, the other spreading her out and tongue forced into her asshole getting it ready for the penis that would be penetrating it soon
>so before i can even spit in her face she pulls her tongue from that fartbox grabs my dick with that kungfu grip and looks me straight in the eyes as she says
>"are you ready to fuck this cum slut baby?"
>ultimately the answer was yes (of course), simply give her a nod more focused on my dick pulsing in her hand than speaking, she finally let's go.
>reaching up she grabs my hair and whispers in my ear "yfw you read the first letter of every sentence." and i instantly came buckets

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Had a threesome with a 15 year old girl we met online when my then-gf and I were in our 20s.

I love my gf, she's wild in bed and open to basically any kink I can come up with.

But she has a goddamn panic attack when I mention a threesome.
I don't get it. She's kinky and wild, she loves lesbian porn, she has even fooled around (making out, nipple sucking) with female friends.

Any ideas?

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she is insecure that the reason you want to have a threesome is you are no longer interested in her or that it will lead to you ignoring her and leaving her for the other woman
you need to reassure her of your attraction to her and talk to her about how you dont just want to have a threesome for yourself but because you want to shove her face down into a chicks pussy and ass and watch her eat out the random chick while you fuck her then you can both take turns fucking your new playtoy

try that and let me know how you feel in the morning

Ima smart user but somebody gonna have to spell this one out for me.

i've addressed all that, almost word-for-word haha.

She'll be really turned on, I'm eating her pussy while we're watching porn and she's playing with my dick, and I'll tell her how hot it would be to watch her with another girl, or to fuck her from behind while she goes down on a girl, and she loves it, but I can't make the jump from dirty talk in the heat of the moment to a serious conversation without her freaking out.

Right now my plan is to just keep putting the ideas in her head while she's really turned on and eventually maybe she'll start thinking about it more seriously. Think that'll work?

I have some pretty hot ones if people are willing to keep bumping while I type them out. You'd think you'd have to be good-looking to be a man-slut but I'm 6-7/10 on a good day. Word of warning though, banging lots of chicks is fun in the moment, but a hatred of condoms and a love of booze means lots of long, terrifying waits to make sure she's not going to end up pregnant and or you're not going to end up with the clap or some shit.

I'll get to typing

open the door
get on the floor
everybody walk the dinosaur

eh i would stick with your plan but not sure how well that will work
50/50 chance im guessing that it will either work out the way you hope, or she will start feeling pressuring and it only gets worse but im thinking maybe wont since it turns her on during the heat of the moment
honestly my wife is the one who brought up wanting to watch me bang another chick to me, didn't have to deal with any awkward talks and shit

try talking to her about it like an adult let her know how you feel, find out how she feels, try to meet in the middle? reassure her and try to take away any insecurities she may have about it

best advice i can give

TOP TOP TOP KEKS HAHAHA

glad you enjoyed the OC i typed up
cheers m8

A foursome with three girls 16-18. I was 18 at the time.

I once lost a dildo in my exgf's ass.
Also, another girl once shat on me as an accident

Joke's on you, I'd already fapped

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Me and my ex were fucking reverse cowgirl. Her mum walked in so she froze. For some reson he mum didn't realize what was up. Anyway she sat on the bed and started talking to us. The hole time my cock was still inside my ex girlfriends pussy. My ex was awkward as fuck but i got harder as her mum talked and i was looking at my ex girlfriends mums rack and came in my girlfriends pussy at the thought of her joining in...dose that make me a bad person?

i wrote it specifically for faps and keks
once even had an user kek at the joke right as he was cummin
thanked me for a good cum and never saw him again
wherever you are user, you made me proud.

no that makes you master of double dub trips

i kissed a girl once

did you like it?

Either the gang fuck me and some fellow student anons did with a woman who worked at our university... Or the time I fucked an ex while all her family were home and she was screaming "fuck me daddy" really loud kek

I lived with a girl who broke up with me (and was cheating on me some of the time) and she spent a lot of time at her parents leaving me with the place to myself. Started fucking this smoking hot brunette who had a real fucked up streak. She would always want to fuck in my ex's bed and after I came inside her she would ride/hump her pillow until it was soaked with both of our cum and then would put the pillow case back on it and make the bed so my ex wouldn't know. One time, she came out of the bathroom wearing this really hot pair of red lacy booty short panties and wanted me to fuck her on the couch. She just pulled the crotch aside and I filled her up. She pulled the panties back on and wore them for a while. She then got up and later came back with her usual style of underwear on. I joked that I made her too messy and she said very non-chalantly that she got those out of my ex's drawer and that she had put them back messy. She made some off hand remark about how she loves knowing my cum and her cum are so close to my cheating ex's pussy, and she hoped whoever she was fucking when she wore them could taste us on her.

She did lots of real fucked up shit like that that really got me

pic related

sure
she laughed because i was so bad and i went full beta, but besides that i liked it

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Fucked a half brazzilian half Japanese girl in Amsterdam on Christmas in the middle of the streets.Right in front of police showed my Millitary Passport they let me go without anyou charges to her or me.Found a new place and came on her face.Walked her back to her hostel with cum still on her face and said good buy in front of the bouncer that just stoped me 20 mins earlier from coming in.Then went to the red light district got a blow job from a girl with the biggest fake tits I have ever seven.Got lost found a gay couple from the same city as me.Took me to a gay bar and asked me to wing man for them.Hooked them up with a 3 some they walked me back to my hostel.Met some friends at my hostel and drank until 6 am.That night I have no idea how I did not die of alchol poisoning I had 24 beers along with some shots mixed in.I'm probably a alcoholic but god dam do I know how to party.

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fucking glorious
i need me a side chick like that

The first girl I ever fucked cucked me, but it was hot as shit and I'd totally do it again

>be me, just out of high school going to CC until I figure out what I want to study
>meet girl on myspace (yes, it was that long ago) that I had talked to a few times at dances, clubs, etc over the years
>she wants to meet up and hang out
>she is instantly on me, calling me babe and telling me that I should stay at her place that night
>being naive, I am stoked. Never really gave any though to why she was so agressive right off the bat
>go back to her place. She still lives at home (only 3 mo after grad, so not that unusual) but has her parent's basement apartment all to herself and a california king waterbed. Also, a fridge full of beer which is key when you're 17/18
>we fool around but don't fuck, decide to make this a regular thing
>finally fuck her, but never allowed to cum anywhere but on or in her pussy. She's on the pill so I start coming over and filling her up 5 times a week or so
>every now and then she mentions her ex, how she loved him but he cheated on her a lot, and she wanted to get back at him
>sent him a few pictures of her inhaling my cock or fucking her a few times
>weird but ok
>her ex and her dad are still good friends, and one time he gets too drunk to drive home and stays at her house
>she's honest about it and talks to me most of the night to show me that she's not with him
>me=still oblivious
>this passes and we continue to fuck. She starts to be wetter than ususal and looser too. I figure it's because she started using more lube since we fucked so much
>find out later she had only been dating me to punish her ex
>the day he stayed at her house, she had come over to mine earlier and we had fucked like usual. He got drunk and begged her to come back to her. She told him he would have to eat my cum out of her before she would consider it (all according to her)
>he does it
>she lets him clean her up then lets him sleep in her bed
>cont

I got more if you're interested. keep this alive and i'll type it up

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will do

Fuck that's hot! Keep going

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I sat on my hand before i wanked once

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I had sex once

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Walked in on wife fucking huge hung beast dude. I start yelling at her. Beast dude grabs me and yanks my shorts down bends me over the bed and starts fucking my ass with his lubed up dick straight from my wife's pussy. She is watching and screaming at him not to hurt me, but uh oh, a wild boner appears.
She noticed right away and said that she didn't know that I liked having a huge dick in my ass so much. He stands me up while he's fucking me and tells her to suck my cock while he fucks me.
She starts sucking me and I cum in about 10 seconds, but I cum bucket loads.
They both laugh at me and he pulls out and cums on my face.
Amazingly, he goes to the bathroom, cleans his dick off and comes back out hard as a rock and proceeds to start fucking my wife again. They fuck for like 2 more hours and I jerked off once more while watching them.
Still the craziest sexual experience I've ever had.

i fucked two sisters and the mom in the same day

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bump

>He keeps "accidentally" getting too drunk to drive home when he hangs out with her alcoholic dad
>since her and I fuck nearly every day, there is always a load from that day or day before inside her
>she makes him eat her out and clean my cum out of her, which he hated. She kept telling him it was his punishment for cheating
>doesn't even kiss him afterward. She DESPISED the taste of cum and told him is she wanted to taste jizz, she'd suck it out of a dick, not her ex's mouth (again, all according to her. she really degraded him)
>she finally gives in and lets him start fucking her again, behind my back. We are both getting sloppy seconds, but I'm not aware of it yet and he is. She even makes him suck his cum out of her after he's pushed mine in deeper.
>she admitted later that she was fucking me our usual 5 days a week and he was coming over and staying and fucking her the other 2
>watthefuck.jpeg
>she was on that old YAZ pill that only gave you 3 periods a year, so for the 2 months or so that this occurred, she was getting a load in her pussy nearly every day, usually more than one from me, him or a mix of us
>she was apologetic but very graphic. She guessed she'd had 50+ loads of cum in her pussy that last month.
>told me she legitimately fell in love with me, but she had dated him for 3+ years before me, so she had to go with him
>"plus, he's eaten so much jizz, I think I can get away with fucking a guy or two on the side without him saying anything" she said
>wwanted me to stick around and be her side dick because she wasn't done 'punishing him'
>I was grossed out and never talked to her again
>now it makes me diamonds

Impressive. 911, dubs, and three run homer.

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girlfriend and her aunt, at the same time, in a pool

her aunt let me fuck her ass, while gf kissed and fingered her

then i fucked my gf while the aunt ate her asshole and i fingered her pussy -- they came so hard they both squirted

then they grinded each other while i got my dick sucked by my gf -- came all over her aunt's tits, grabbed her by the hair and pulled her, made her lick my cum off her aunt's tits and then kiss her

(they didn't like that but it made me hard again and I fucked them both, one at a time, while the other watched and fingered herself, or licked her tits)

then we dried off, ate some pot brownies, went to her aunt's bedroom and did it all again.

that family was so pervy, why did i break up with her :(

i thank you good sir

I fucked a guys wife while he watched. She was verbal degrading to him the whole time (he did have a really small penis). I came in her mouth, and she grabs him by the throat and spits it in his mouth.

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talent.

I went to a club. Met a girl drinking, she said she was here for college 2lrn English. She was from brazil. English wasn't great but enough to get her point across. Anyway we fucked, and like idk a couple hours later she asked how old I was. And told her 22. And she went "oh.." in a disappointed tone. Then I asked her age. Tfw she was 17. Tfw chris hanson and the party van are going to come get me. Tfw didn't even use a condom and turned her into a Twinkie.

not sure why, but shamelessly interested

Only shameless?

been on a toilet with a friend of mine because the queues were to long and we both had to pee hard.
she peed, i turned away.
i peed, she instantly grabs my cock after i pissed and gave me a handjob
then she went down for a blowjob

i was out of my mind and she wanted to go out.
we went out and sat on a couch
she instantly started to blow me in that club (it was a bit dark in that corner so no1 could barely see us)
a friend of mine sat to us
she started to blow his cock aswell
her friends came (1 of them was a quite known amateur pornactress) and watched.
never felt so awkward and horny in my life

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Running a train on a woman at my buddy's family's lakehouse.
Rape play with a couple of past girlfriends and one stranger from a bar.
Lot of rough sex that without consent would get you locked the fuck up.

>tfw your only threesome was when you were 13 with your friend and his brother
>tfw you're not even gay

as requested. we'll call her k for convenience

K would come over when my bitch of an ex (M) went home to work. She was pretty inexperienced and had only been with 1-2 other guys before me, so she was innocent in that way. She was a total slut otherwise, probably because she watched more porn than any other girl I've ever met. This was way before the days of porn hub so we would go on this website "slutpost" together a lot. It was a thread/image/video board format with no sorting or descriptions whatsoever. You'd just kind of click from post to post and see what was on there. we saw lots of weird shit, and she wanted to try most of it. We used to fuck on the porch of my 3rd story apartment because she wanted people to see her getting fucked. I lived off of a busy college town street so lots of people saw but no one really said anything. The porch I had had those real gappy wood boards as flooring so when our neighbors were out below us they could see up to us. We usually laid down a towel for splinters and so the neighbors wouldn't call the cops. One time, our downstairs neighbors 16 yo son walked out on the porch while we were doing it. The apartment below was for short term leases for familys that had to attend a confrenece or class in town, so no one stayed for more than 2 or 3 weeks. She looks down and sees this kid and decided to give him a show. I didn't see at first but when I did she had moved the towel over giving him a clear view. he had his dick out and was rubbing it fast while he watched us fuck standing up. I heard him start to moan/cum and it set me off cumming too. I came inside her and she quickly stepped forward and my dick flopped out, leaking cum all over the deck and dripping down to the deck below. I don't know if it got on the kid or if he was just embarassed but he took off inside. Luckily they moved out a week later but I was worried she would invite him up so she could fuck some 16yo kid (she was into dp and dpp)

lezanon here. I'm unabashedly interested. I love this amateur stuff.

Thanks for posting this user.

Setup my Ex to meet the girl I was cheating on her with. they had both said the other was cute. best meeting ever.

I had numerous threesomes with my aunt n cuckle

These two were friends I met at a party. A couple of friends and I were in the swinger scene and after a couple mentions of it they seemed really interested. It might also have been the booze.

Going from a cold open to these pictures to full blown sexcapade will be one of the best memories as I age.

are lesbians like guys where you want several girls at once to trade off on, suck, fuck, etc. or are dyke fantasies more one-on-one romatic, erotic, sort of shit?

Will dump my (probably bi) gf's favorite porn gifs for response

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>be me in the last year of HS
>attending a school ball in January
>dancing, ceremony, etc. as part of leaving the school
>dancing with this girl who has a bf
>after the ceremonies me, her and one other classmate spend some time together before deciding it is better to get the fuck outta there
>decide to go the classmate's house for sleep over
>"user, you don't drink alcohol, can you drive us there?"
>sure, babe
>she is sitting next to me in the passenger's seat and I asked her how to turn on something as I had no idea
>she shows me and "coincidentally" brushes her hand on my deek
>whatishappening.png
>arrived at the house
>it's cold af inside
>friendo gets some movie in the TV
>since it's cold I decided to put my jacket over me and the girl

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