I need to make $800 by the end of this month or I'm fucked. What do I do?

I need to make $800 by the end of this month or I'm fucked. What do I do?

Alot of dick sucking

get a job you fucking neet

how the fuck do i find a job and make $800 that fast? Also I was in school, but i just dropped out. students loans were covering my rent, but since i'm not in school they are not going to give me loans.

guess yure fucked boy

If you're cute, suck dick.
If not, get a job quick and then take up a loan to pay down later

You either suck allot of dick or commit a crime.

The choice is yours.

>but im not gay
That's not gonna pay your bills kid.

>but i dont want to go to jail
You hit the streets or you hit the cell. I recommend the cell since it's warmer in these harsh winters.

>but I dont deserve this.
Though luck kid.

You could easily make that much working 8 hours a day at a minimum wage job if you start on Monday. Go walk into the nearest McDonald's and tell them you want a job. Chances are they're hiring.

16 * 8 * 7.25 = $980

$928, not $980

Hf paying back those loans u left wing financial retard

how do i find dude who will pay me to suck there dick? Also what crime would you reccomend?

there is no way they will give me fulltime work right off the bat.

Get your ass out on the corner and suck those cocks.
Even if McDonald's let you work every day (they don't) user wouldn't get paid for at least two weeks.

dude what else was i suppose to do? My family was poor as fuck and I don't want to work for minimum wage the rest of my life.

1) Make ad on Backpage.
2) Offer therapeutic massage.
3) Wait until the punter wants BJ.
4) ?????
5) PROFIT!!!

>there is no way they will give me fulltime work right off the bat
This is probably true. If they aren't able to give you enough work, then walk into the Wendy's or whatever next door and try to get more hours there. You don't have to work for only one company. Better yet, find a job that pays more than minimum wage (it isn't hard) and work less hours.

>user wouldn't get paid for at least two weeks
If he starts on the 16th, he'll likely get paid on the 30th. If for whatever reason they won't pay you until after 1/31, pay your bills with a credit card and pay it off when you get paid. Or get a payday advance loan.

>how do i find dude who will pay me to suck there dick?
Depends on how you look, your age etc; but try online. In the worst case hit the streets and parking lots.

>what crime would you reccomend?
Camp near an atm, wait for someone to withdraw some cash and mug them. Pref a female, since they're too weak to do shit.

If you start halfway through a pay period, they withhold your earnings until after the first full one. Could be nearly four weeks until user's first paycheck.
>credit card
If user had a credit card, I'd imagine he'd just use it.
>payday loan
Requires a pay stub as proof of employment.

>too weak to do shit
This is a good way to get shot.

This is why it's so fucking stupid to go to college right off the bat. Learn to live then learn to learn, THEN learn whatever the fuck you could possibly find worthwhile in a college these days. Pay for training and certifications instead if you want to be smart.

i'm 19, 6'3, above average facial aesthetics, and in pretty good shape.

i'm in Canada so i dont really need to worry about getting shot.

how would working a shitty minimum wage job help me "learn to live". Honestly fuck off with your gay hippy bullshit

There's always a risk they're carrying.

In good news, if you reached a point you're doing this you're probably better off.

>young, tall, reasonably athletic
Shit, user, you're tailor made to be a man-whore.
>canuckistan
Ahh. I'm from 'Murica. Most women I know carry.

>shot during commission of a crime
At least user wouldn't have to worry about paying for housing or food for a while. So at least he's got that going for him...

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