Excuse me, could you sign my petition?

Excuse me, could you sign my petition?

Sure buddy!

nope

Thanks. 7 more to go!

PLEASE sign my petition.

I'm sorry

fineeeeee

Seriously i need like 3 seconds of your time.

Thanks.

sorry, what?

yes. do you have tax receipts?

I just want you to sign this petition.

What's it for then

Up yours, you commie pinko!

Nah, but if you don't sign this i might take a tax on your dog's body.

Idiot?

You can literally read it. Did you learn how to read?

Do you really want to know what could happen if you don't sign this?

Ah come on, let's just get this over with.

No way you fucking pinko!

Come on. Sign this or i'll kill your rich cousin who always gives you shit at christmas.

i've already signed this petition several times, but here, have another.

Yeah, just make sure you make another name.