ITT: We write a greentext story

ITT: We write a greentext story.
I'll start

>be me

>be gay

>fuck trump

>be a gay hipster who thinks Trump is a mean racist

>Open a cornershop

>choke the bishop every morning

>9/10 qt walks in the shop

Okay. We have a foundation. Let's do this guys.
>trying to find somewhere to find pocketless pants to stop the spaghetti

>start sucking dick for money because why not

>gets discouraged
>sits down to play some Medal of Honor: Rising Sun on Gamecube
>sister walks into room naked fresh from a shower

>Medal of Honor: Rising Sun
>gets tripd

>Take pet turtle out of pocket and try to bite into his shell, breaking all my teeth in the process

I deserved it. I'm the only one putting heart into this story kek

>tell sister to put some damn clothes on
>shes a SJW feminazi ogre

>sis yells at me
>tell her she's louder than the whale she is

>forced to accept handjob
>fuckinggottdosomethingquickly.mp4eg

>finger my own asshole while cooing autistically

>she starts ranting about body shaming while tugging me off
>confused.jpg
>dad walks in

>"cooing autistically"

>dad pulls out his phone
>"Keep going."
>whyamialive.png

>take off belt and start choking sister
>give dad the thumbs up sign with free hand

>dad throws sister to the side
>grabs me by arm as I'm walking out
>flops out gigantic jew cock
>ohno.mp3

>fuck this
>kidney punch dad
>kempo roll over my bed and kick my wall
>it bursts
>escape into pod and launch into the sky

>niggers start jumping and hanging onto pod on takeoff
>toomuchnigger.mpeg
>fall down to earth
>crash into mysterious cave
>other sister that is attractive walks out of dark corner
>"we need to talk"

cont

>crawl out of wreckage with a torn off arm and broken legs
>"let's talk about getting me to a damn hostipal you dumb bitch"
>sister lobs a healing potion at me reviving me to full hp

>Smoke a fat zoot and do at least 29.2 lines of ketamine
>Have an epiphany and realise this sister is my dad in drag
>Oshit.png

>"what do you want from me old man"
>dad tells me we both want the same thing and puts his hand on my bulge
>the ambience of the cave makes the situation all the more romantic

>my attractive ginger cousin dropkicks my dad and helps me up
>I have no what the fuck is going on
>she asks me, "hey user, can I tell you something secret?"
>"sure"

>dad pulls out 22 foot longsword
>holds it like a dagger over me
>"I should of done this a long time ago

>adam sandler dressed as the villain from zoolander tackles my dad off of me and rips his heart out of his chest with his hand
>picks me up by shoulders
>"We gotta go. Get in."
>jump into mysterious alien ship

>my dad catches me masturbateing to toilette flushing footage...
> he takes of his belt and makea me his bitch

>explosive flack starts detonating against the outside of the alien ship
>access rear camera
>dad's in the anti air cannon
>"god damnit, dad"

dad is already dead cuck. Follow the storyline

hes a zombie

Oh. My apologies. Cont pls

>exterior armor starts to give up
>start losing velocity as engine fails
>"get us the fuck out of here, sandler"

>my dad makes me suck on him while he finges my asshole

>gas the kikes race war naow!!

> I Am not leaving you behind... adam... i love you...we will die together

>muhfagga lemme eat dat pussay

>no bich u suck mine first

>adam sandler tosses an HD blue ray edition of Jack and Jill out of the alien ship
>it falls into a nearby dvd player and plays automatically
>dad catches a glimpse of the film and his eyes are instantly raped out of his zombie head as me and adam zoom into the cosmos

>these dubs will kill us all

>ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagagagagagagavagaavagababdiwbsbksnsidbd bix nood

>stick my dick in toast cause fuck space laws

>space cops show up
>toastdick.jpg
>ohshitohshitohshit

>start day off online trying to find somewhere to shop for pocketless pants
>gets discouraged
>sits down to play some Medal of Honor: Rising Sun on Gamecube
>sister walks into room naked fresh from a shower
>tell sister to put some damn clothes on
>shes a SJW feminazi ogre
>sis yells at me
>tell her she's louder than the whale she is
>forced to accept handjob
>fuckinggottdosomethingquickly.mp4eg
>finger my own asshole while cooing autistically
>she starts ranting about body shaming while tugging me off
>confused.jpg
>dad walks in
>take off belt and start choking sister
>give dad the thumbs up sign with free hand
>dad throws sister to the side
>grabs me by arm as I'm walking out
>flops out gigantic jew cock
>plsgod.jpg
>kidney punch dad
>kempo roll over my bed and kick my wall
>it bursts
>escape into pod and launch into the sky
>niggers start jumping and hanging onto pod on takeoff
>toomuchnigger.mpeg
>fall down to earth
>crash into mysterious cave
>other sister that is attractive walks out of dark corner
>"we need to talk"
>crawl out of wreckage with a torn off arm and broken legs
>"let's talk about getting me to a damn hostipal you dumb bitch"
>sister lobs a healing potion at me reviving me to full hp
>Smoke a fat zoot and do at least 29.2 lines of ketamine
>Have an epiphany and realise this sister is my dad in drag
>Oshit.png
>"what do you want from me old man"
>dad tells me we both want the same thing and puts his hand on my bulge
>the ambience of the cave makes the situation all the more romantic
>my attractive ginger cousin dropkicks my dad and helps me up
>I have no what the fuck is going on
>she asks me, "hey user, can I tell you something secret?"
>"sure"
>dad pulls out 22 foot longsword
>holds it like a dagger over me
>"I should of done this a long time ago

>adam sandler dressed as the villain from zoolander tackles my dad off of me and rips his heart out of his chest with his hand
>picks me up by shoulders
>"We gotta go. Get in."
>jump into mysterious alien ship
>explosive flack starts detonating against the outside of the alien ship
>access rear camera
>dad's in the anti air cannon
>"god damnit, dad"
>exterior armor starts to give up
>start losing velocity as engine fails
>"get us the fuck out of here, sandler"
> I Am not leaving you behind... adam... i love you...we will die together
>adam sandler tosses an HD blue ray edition of Jack and Jill out of the alien ship
>it falls into a nearby dvd player and plays automatically
>dad catches a glimpse of the film and his eyes are instantly raped out of his zombie head as me and adam zoom into the cosmos
>"We finally did it user.. We can be together..."
>"but there's one thing"
>Adam takes off mask
>"You left Adam back on Earth
fin

SOMEONE SEND THIS TO A HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER...ID PAY TO WATCH THIS SNUFF FILM

Forgot between the last two lines
>Adam is really dad

10/10 would watch