Choose one

Choose one.

Also explain why.

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Left asshole.
Propably taste better.

1
because gap

Left other is an animal

Left because I'm not a furfag

right. no exceptions.

Left, probably doesn't smell like shit

Right
The other is a woman

Right. Won't be fucking annoying and manipulative afterwards.

Right.
Is Cute and Pink.

Left, 'cause no tail in the way

The human female

but god damn, i hate to admit it but that is a fine looking poontang

left because JRHNBR

right, because am hajji

I bet ur wife fucks dogs

Right. I am an horse.

Virgin mares have hymens, right? Are there any real mare defloration videos out there?

right because i am a Sup Forumsrony

right, cus why not

right,if no one found out,ide love to fuck a horse

the one on the right is a fucking horse you disgusting fuck

I'm not into animals and all and even I would choose the one on the right

The asshole and vag are way bigger with no animal hair on it or anything and the color of the vag and asshole looks almost human so

Yeah i'd fist that horse pussy all day goddamn

Right. Because horse pussy > human pussy in taste, feel and looks

do you even google?

Right. It tastes nicer. Trust me on this I know.

That it does. I also know

not gonna lie. even though that looks like a nice pussy, it's just wrong.

i'm going with right.

Right, can't talk

left cuz she would hold me after i start crying when i blow my load

the similarities are uncanny. Proof that god exits?

they are both animals, but I'll take the bitch anyhow

The one on the left, she's human and thats attractive to me. I have an irrational fear of horses, so you'd never catch me fucking one.

do it out of anger and fear!

Right because I cant get her preggy

Right cause it can't get pregnant and rape me for child support for next 18 years. But if by some wierd impossible accident it did get pregnant and had some crazy hybrid that would be so cool

Getting an erection is the last thing on my mind if I'm in a situation where a horse can potentially eat me.

right
looks moere appealing

Left. Has a slightly better chance that it won't lead to diseases.

the opposite is true actually

what are the chances of a horse carrying a human attractable disease, or the other way around?

A horse don't eat you, you dingus. horses eat apples!

youtube.com/watch?v=_-JIF1bMwTY

Just to emphasize. You are less likely to catch and STD from fucking a horse and a human. Unless the horse got fucked by another horsefucker first.

what about a human woman with a horse pussy

i haven't done anything productive today

>than

That's what they want you to think, they're very devious predators, who lure people to ride on them in order to run away with their prey and eating it elsewhere.
At least that is what my irrational fear tells me.

girl here
so what you like big pyssys? i thought all guys wanted a tight small pussy?

i like you

the taboo here isnt the giant cunt its the fact that its a fucking horse you stupid slut

Why thank you, it's nice that someone can appreciate my psychological hangups.

I have a really huge cock and most women are way to tight. That and I can't ever bottom out.

im not stupid im just confused. why are horses so hot? why not goats?

Post dick with timestamp

left because i am not a degenerate

Right.
I am Secretariat.

>girl here

its just a fetish. plenty of people have fetishes for goats as well just look at the middle east

You know the rules tits and Timestamp or gtfo

Right, not an outie, also horses are sexy as fuck

Kek

Yeah sure let my just pull out my dick right here at work and beat until it's hard to take a pic

so youre a lying faggot? thanks for admitting

Fag

you gotta get some treatment. or at least watch some documentaries on horses, mate.

that shit is ridiculous.

Right. Because I can shove my cock in there all the way and the horse won't be complaining.

Starting with right, then letting left lick clean right, then doing left and then (if physically able and not too exhausted) right in the pooper

You one asking for another guys dick pick. Then calling people faggots

Mfw

I'd bet my left dick you're not a woman.

>my left dick

the one on the right.
because horses can't lie to you.

all made decent points.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_health#List_of_zoonoses

if you are referring to a human to human std sure..

I know logically that horses are very social herbivores, who are rather intelligent and I know they played a key role on our history, helping move stuff from place to place and all of that stuff.
I know that horses aren't what my fear tells me they are, heck I can even pet them if they are behind a fence or in a stall, but I'm never going to ride one unless society breaks down and all the bicycles are gone for some reason.

>Post dick with timestamp

You either a grill or faggot. If grill post tits or gtfo bitch. If guy kys faggot

I'm a mentally healthy human, I fuck humans.

>said the horse

also a good point...

Not many are making a case for the one on the left. I would prefer the one on the left simply because I could spook it without being seriously injured.
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>I'm a mentally healthy human, I fuck humans.
You wont be after you fuck a human

seems clean, right

>not fucking a dog with a way tighter and smaller pussy, and also more accessible and wont get kicked or shot by a farmer

tfw
>letting the dog lick my cock on omegle
>get 3 girls to watch her eat my load


SO MANY BONERS

>girl here

Tits now you dirty cunt

Don't you people wear condoms when you do it with horses?

In general, no

No feels better without

They're both animals retard

You don't need to. They can't get pregnant and they don't give you STD's.

>and they don't give you STD's.
You better head to a doctor m80

Mental scars my friend. Mental scars.

What if they do a DNA test on the sperm when the horse says you raped her??

>when the horse says you raped her?
But she's already Vossafår

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human females are usually scarred mentally?

how is a pony's vagina?

Gimme dat Horsie hoonie-nana

you dun goofed old man, I found your picture.

Left but the right pic looks fine too. It looks wet and my dick would fit there nicely.

you cant rape the willing

Yes they are and they mentally scar men because of that. Women are highly strung attention whores.

Right, doing a horse is at the top of my bucket list

Badum tsh!

That's a shame.

I don't get it

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