Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Yeah. I dunno how much I'll be able to learn from you know that I think on it...

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German is an intimidating language.

Woher kommen sie?

Chara

>Dischord won't launch right

Louise claimed

who has those erp logs :o

Are you okay?

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welcome back Sono~

god, I'm tired...

Morning louise

>new thread
Claiming best girl to ever not-exist

still here

(fox)
I know like 5 or 6 places to stream it online for free, all german, sure, but I guess there should be some in english too.

(little3dloli)
>we iz kangz
>drinks vodka
You wot mate?

I can teach you all of it! We can do this! Wir schaffen das!
(Don't ever say that though, unless you want to get stabbed.)

You have to learn it though, so you can woo the Chara better.
>Woher kommen sie?
Von drauß vom Walde komm ich her, ich kann euch sagen es stürmt hier gar sehr.

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Try taking the "H" out, it might work better

Heh

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>hugs you tightly
I tried to hurry back to my apartment but my mom caught me and made me do stuff with her.
I don't know what she's doing around here.
I don't even.
W-what are you looking at?

How's it going?

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still here


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yeah its pretty cool

>You wot mate?
Well you see, other nations can bring great things, but they would be better off ounder our guidance.
Also I'm just a fucking addict so everything goes
>(little3dloli)
What?

Don't worry about it. That shit happens sometimes, so I'll forgive you

tired mostly, but thanks~ you?

Question: I have some dracaenas and a parlor palm that I want to repot, but I'd have to do it indoors because it's -2 out.

How do I go about this without accidentally murdering them?

>throws little pieces of paper at you to get your attention

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I don't deserve your forgiveness but thank you. And thank you for staying up long enough for me to see you..

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Bring out you're Jews Sup Forums

Hehe, no worries. I like seeing you.

What do they want me to say. If you've seen it more than once, there's no excuse for your willful ignorance, aka niggerdom.

I google translated it, and the words themselves seem harmless. So, I'm guessing that phrase has some cultural significance I'm not aware of?

Thoroughly confused about why my Dischord won't launch on my laptop, but doing pretty good~
Isn't it normally your sleep time now?

i dont know

What are you listening to?

S-sorry...

Don't act like an orangutan when you do it

I l-like seeing you too. You're probably the only reason I come here.

Oh well, it's a good thing I have two dracaenas. If I botch Te first one, hopefully I won't kill the second one.

Alright, I'm gonna get on the Deutschwagon too.

Was magst du, Shiro? Wohnst du in Deutschland oder im Osterreich?

今日のスレッドは元気ないの

claiming the girl who is cute when she is crabby

Consider the following.

QOTT; Would you stay with your waifu if she was paralyzed from the neck down?

Why did you come here in the first place?

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Of course! I like her personality more than anything.
Also she couldn't whip me then

To look at the pretty pictures.

Unless you feel you're dealing with something super critical, you have to let it go sometimes in order to move on. Otherwise, take it up the ladder. If you're thinking of cutting someone some slack, fine. Just don't be a rule monger or a softy. ...unless you're past your officer's training, in which you need to rule monger a bit more.

Absolutely. She's a good person and shouldn't be left just because she got fucked up.

right hopefully you can handle

Wouldn't lurking tbe enough then really?

Yes

That's actually a huge plus. She's so violent.
Awh that's sweet of you.

Weird electronic music.
youtu.be/UizXV2DPI5c

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I wanted to show off my pretty pictures too!

What made you come here?

Are you okay?

She'd get better after she switches to Linux

But perfect!
What about you?

boredom and loneliness

I hope Haruhi is okay...

It's not only that Haruhi is so much of an attentionslut newfag that he does the sad routine every thread.
It's the fact that you're retarded enough to give him attention every time.

What is she running on now?
Is that a whip in her hand? Those things really hurt!
And yes I'll stay with my waifu forever and ever.
Spend time with your little brother!
I wish I had a little brother or sister.
Mostly a little brother.

fells bad man

What a terrible thing to say about such a nice person.

Lost.

If she's crippled, it'd be Windows

After a while it gets annoying but I do like to spend time with him, don't worry

If you consider the addition of piano being the weird part of this electronic music, I think it sounds lovely.

But you do.

Sure, sure, enjoy your Bolshevist subhuman potato juice.
>What?
Well what's her name then?

It was Merkel's slogan when she decided to fuck the parliament, the constitution and the people's will to start her little solo show.

I like lolis and trains.
Und ich komm aus dem Schwarzwald im Süden des Landes.
That wasn't even all bad, where did you learn German?

>mfw
Then she couldn't run away.

>she couldn't whip me then
Wouldn't that be a shame`?

Is Linux really that much better? I thought about trying it out.
My big brothers never wanted to play with me so I would play by myself... until the witch came along.
Anyway what do you normally do with him?

Riding crop, actually. She likes horseback riding and had a spare one.
Now in Season 3, on the other hand...
She gets a whip covered in thorns.
I know I have a picture of it saved under 'Louise prepares to whip a fucking asshole.png' on my desktop, but I just looked and I'm too blind to see it on my laptop

That's good!
I'm trying to talk to Haruhi on Dischord as well, so I'll make sure they're okay.

Why are you so heartless?

I don't know how much we can do for you, but maybe you could start a project if you're bored? I just repotted my parlor palm and it's looking snazzy.

Thank you! But I figure that if I'm in love with someone, I wouldn't be driven away by a disability unless it significantly altered her personality. I don't know how well I could cope with a Phinneas Gauge scenario.

Would you let your waifu hit you with that?

Depends really... help him with his english homework
watch youtube videos with him
just play with thim in the garden (too cold for that now though)

you'd be surprised how much this thread helped me kill time

What if here face was ripped off?

The plant in question. It keeps screeching about killing or being killed and it's becoming irritating.

Because there is no warmth inside me, just emptiness and solitude.

Would he mind if I took you away?

>Wanting to be whipped
Ah, gosh...
I love her, and I wouldn't take physical action against her of course, but I'd probably try to grab it out of her hands. Absolutely wouldn't leave her if she did.
I don't think Shiro would like that very much

Then I guess I'd be with a faceless woman. Besides, there's always plastic surgery.

Eh, as long as you don't have problems with your current OS, it's not like there would be a difference

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Pretty.
You need to find someone who will help develop those feelings.

just piss on the plant then. It will show it that you are the dominant force

Most likely. He even cried once last year when I said I'm moving out.

Now he's pretty much okay with it when he can visit me

Yeah, yeah.
That it is.
I have a lot more, not necessarily electronic.

Oooh! So I guess it would be like saying "I'm with her" or "Make America Great Again" in the wrong crowd, huh.
I feel so culturally enriched right now

What if inflicting pain on you got her in an overly sexual mood?
You're so kind. Would it be possible for you to fall out of love with her if she broke your heart?
I'm using Windows 7 (best windows)
I hope MicroSoft doesn't stop updating it.
She's actually my favorite KS/b/.

Aw that's so cute...

How old is he if you don't mind me asking.

>Wanting to be whipped
You want it too. Don't be ashamed, you're among equals here.
>Shiro
She could do it. She could fill the hole inside of me and make me a better person.

'Think about all of the people you've ever met in your lifetime.
How many became your friend? How many became more than a friend?
Think of the 7.5 billion people in the world.
No matter who you are, someone out there likes everything you like, loves everything that you love, can help you grow to be greater, makes you laugh harder than ever, and is much better for you than anyone you have in your life.
That person is looking for you. And you'll never meet them.'

>I feel so culturally enriched right now
So do I in my (yet) country...

He's 13 years old.

9 years younger than me. Also has his birthday in november and is a scorpio

;_;
Then I guess my back would be covered in whipmarks
>Would welcome the chance

Danke! Ich habe der Deutsch im Schule gestudiert, und nach ich habe ein Buche und Duolingo gebraucht.

Auch, im 2015 ich sprachte ein Bischen mit Chara! Entschuldigung fur das Fehlen die Umlaute, es gab nicht auf mein Klavier.

Right...
As long as your Computer works it's fine

Thank you! I'm not really sure; I think it's depend on the circumstances. I'd lean towards saying that, under the most likely circumstances, I'd either stay in love or downgrade to feeling affection. It'd probably take something extreme to get me to go emotionally cold.

Ich habe mein Bild vergass!

I was every popular in school and I live in a huge city, so I know everyone very well.
Oh my
>another scorpio
gulp
Isyourdadmeantohimtoo?
She looks like she hits harder than a normal person.

I promise I don't~
But would she want to put the effort into you?

>der Deutsch
>im Schule
>nach ich habe
>Buche
>gestudiert
>Auch
>im 2015
>sprachte
>Bischen
>die Umlaute
>gab nicht
>Klavier
Besides that these sentences where correct!
Though I'm not sure why you needed a beech and why there weren't any Umlaute on your piano.

You running iOS?

What about if she killed your best friend?