Go

Go.

Lots of light and water, people are assholes and only care about money

Haul wood.
Cut wood.
Nail wood.
Go home and beat my wood.

> be green
> pew pew

i know better

I put my dick in my own bum

OP pic is very relevant. That's what I did. Do. Sometimes. Bad enough? Fuck you.

i do nothing for a living

Wipe arses
Move old people
Sometimes feed them too

Drive around confused half the time then complain or get complained at. Sweet most of the time.

Open door.
Close door.
Lock door.
Shoo homeless away.

Do you have an addiction to donuts because that sounds like a cop

Electrons canalizer.

take numbers
put in computer
computer gives more numbers back to me
shitpost on Sup Forums for a few hours
give said numbers to person in charge and explain what they mean
go home and fap to cartoon girls and play vidya

Fix 1 D 10 T user errors.

smile
charge
design
engrave
charge again
publicity

Nope. Not cop. Can't eat donuts to boot.

Basically a fusion between a doctor and a cab driver.

The unqualified talking to the unmotivated about the unimportant.

Google translate but paid

I go to several peoples homes a day to cut shit, bang shit, glue shit, and screw shit.

barely contain my burning rage as i casually explain to retards that the area they can not see does not contain every concievable object imaginable and that the fat bastard size they require is not gonna magically appear no matter how many times they ask me.

Paid to tell people what they should already know

I talk to people who stick unfolded metal coat hangers up their arms when they are sad about their plans for the weekend

I make cars go around in circles

Paid to play wrong notes on piano

i put wet stuff on hot stuff. what do i do?

tell people about stuff and ask them about it later

do you teach college algebra too?

People go into moneyshop, and a thing goes BANGPOPWHIZZ, so then a person speakyrings me and I computerfy some other peoples to go to the moneyshop and hammerscrewglue it all better, and then I give them sparklepennies to say thankums.

i teach (usually niggers) how to move boxes out of trucks, they still find a way to fuck up 90% of the time.

OP, i just have to ask. Are you a member of the ENTP Facebook group?

I work with chemical reactions, constantly moving and shifting things around until they're satisfactory for energy conversion.

Electrocute metal to make other pieces of metal stick together.

Your a tuner. Randy potter ass nigga

that sounds terrible as if they fuck up they can actually cost a lot of money... but imagine having to try to teach them fractions

Health codes would be a big problem for me.

do you work in a concentration camp?

unlock doors
wait for truck
unload truck
wait around
lock doors

Nope, jazz pianist for big band

Jazz pianist

I'm booting the servers 12345...
I'm booting the servers just because I can...

I should read bound paper, but most of the time I don't. My expenses are paid by my savings and my parents. I eat cheap food and drink cheap booze. In the evening I play video games and lurk Sup Forums, although often enough I play video games the whole day, see sentence one. Oh, and Netflix.

I teach children and teens to make loud noise better.

so you are in management

Eldest heir of a mechanical empire
Stays in cellar to craft homunculi
Earns coin thru the "interweb"

think about things, get sad, no pay no benefits

music teacher

i shuffle rich ppls money semi safely

kek philosophy major?

Apply heat to dead thing for a while and then give it to people

>point camera at people
>make them say nice things
>edit what they say into complete falsehood.

Send lots of 1's and 0's through a system of 1's and 0's, trying to break it.

Take stuff out of boxes.

cook

When I can't figure something out, I feel like a failure who doesn't deserve the tons of cash the company throws at me, but when I am on point I feel like a God that literally blesses the rest of these peasants with my infinite knowledge.

A chef?

Put things in earth. Hope sell things after weeks.

i love you, you magical bastard

basic security/nightwatch/porter/whatever.
crematorium
reporter for CNN
farmer. weed perhaps?

Send words electronically so that more words and characters can go other places.

Famer

mortician?

Oh you're a welder

Draw shapes on computer
Print out shapes on big paper
Call engineer about shapes
Client moves into my shapes

Using other people's computer while they pay me $150 / h

sit
read/watch things if i want
eat free food
hook up with intern
tell people what to do when bored
pretend like they didn't know to do that
literally got paid with a car once
not responsible for anything

Mtg librarian

Y- you too.

Fly straight for downtown and shoot things

Framer

INVERTERS

I chase people off and mace them if i have to

i write reports and fuck off most of the day

sometimes i bet them with a big stick

sometimes i electrocute them

sometimes i wish i could shoot them

Middle management?

not CNN, close and about as truthful

reading incoherent text written by indians
throwing things
typing like a madman

Hardware support

Sell drugs through legit buisness.
Cops can't say shit.
Make mad stacks.

I look at stuff

lifeguard?

professional stufflooker

Make stuff better.

come on by my ac filters need cleaning,
ill pay you with weed

architect
tech support
cop
HuffPo?

ez pharmacist

Kermit the Sniper

professional stuffbetterer

Talk to murderers for fun

i stand in a building and i ask people if they want stuff and if they do then it's good.

I build stuff that isn't there.

winrar! And I get paid damn well to do it too.

I pick heavy things up. Then I put them down. Sometimes heavy things are dirty. Nothing should be wet.

I tell people to exchange boxes for paper, or paper for boxes.

The boxes are large.

Either exchange is beneficial to both parties.

Everyone fights you when you try to help them exchange their box for paper or their paper for a box.

Pick up stone while saying "A re va"
Put Stone in Bed of truck saying 'A Wa Ho"
Drive to some half built house
Pick up stone again saying "A re va"
Then either "Me Pre Ma Do" or "You Pre Ma Do"
Put Stone down on some unleveled cabnet
Talk to the Gringos about how Trump is the man and stare at my workers.
Get in Van
Head to the nearest Immigration station.

>Drive around in circles
>All my fellow employees dislike me but also fear me

I don't do anything so that nothing happens

master chief/doom slayer ?
or just soldier

You spend more time having coffee breaks then doing actual work.

carbonize animal and vegetable matter

haha yeah! but like purely online! we meet up at starbucks for meetings. pure cpa thing i started a few years back. media buys and what not, highly successful. it's a fucking joke, got these dweebs making me hundreds of thousands as i sit around and cycle out the wiser ones for ignorant twats. set up the smart ones on a pre designed path of making me mad commissions for life. it all started handing out flyers in huntington beach paying tweakers in meth to get these things everywhere.