Anyone got a free site to watch this shit?

Anyone got a free site to watch this shit?

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There's a g+ private community that does this stuff and it's a digital copy.

That aside, you probably should just resort to torrents. The quality will be a bootleg, but at least you'll get it.

It's shit anyway, everyone dies at the end

Learn to torrent

Seems like that could have been assumed even though I didn't have the brains to predict that.

Not gonna watch the movie anyway, but just wondering: many critics feel this movie was aimed actual Star Wars fans, and anyone who got dragged into it wouldn't get what's going on.

Is this really the case? Do you consider this something better than the force awakens and if so, how much?

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I liked the movie. The movie just wouldn't mean as much if you did get the point...basically one line in a movie where a side character says many lives were lost to get us these plans and it explains why it was so "easy" to take down the Death Star

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Yeah. Looking back at the original trilogy, everything did seem too easy for the rebels because they had that side of good that always prevails bullshit that goes on in hollywood hits.

Maybe they'll make another sideline movie that explains the engineering flaws that made it so easy for ewoks to take down the strongest fighting infantry and cavalry in the galaxy. Either way, SW EU is the only valuable stories.

Anything that isn't 1-6 is pure trash.

I loved the blind monk

4- 6 ftfy

If you like 1- 3 you're a garbage human with garbage tastes and are a gay.

Yes. Yes I do.

Dudes totally a gay

If you think a film in which nothing happens except an oversized ball-bearing exploding is better than even the opening shot of 3 then you're an ignoramus.

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"Let's introduce like 50 new characters and make them so uninteresting that it'll be impossible for the viewers to care about them. Also like 9 plots and space politics.... I'll call it 'The prequels'..."
- George Lucas, being a faggot.

"Let's introduce lot's of new filming techniques that technology can barely pull off but in 10 years will do fine and everybody will attack me for it, but they'll forget I did it first with a rock in comparison to their jets"
George Lucas, revolutionary film director.

Because CG=writing. Go home michael bay, you're drunk.

It was on do4movie.com

You'll need to register an email address and make a password, but the movie selection is decent

Where in my statement did I mention writing?
You ever notice the top earning films of the last decade or so have all been comic book films? Why? Mindless action and explosions. Not everybody wants to sit through 2 hours of people talking about crap you don't care about. Nobody, *nobody* cared about what a regional governor was, they wanted to see space ships and lightsabers. Go read your faggy self proclaimed EU books if you want a story.

>explains the engineering flaws that made it so easy for ewoks to take down the strongest fighting infantry and cavalry in the galaxy
What is the Vietnam war

Fine. CG=/= good movie. And you're using the fact that movies pander to shit sipping morons with zero attention span to try and prove your point? Great job brah. L2movies/not be gay.

It was actually pretty good, just see it at a matenet at your local movie place.

Why can't you just buy a ticket?

The prequels were good because of the boost in film animation technology, thus making it look like it was intended to be. The story is as equally bad as in episodes iv-vi, but when you're a kid you don't care about that. I personally prefer the games like knights of the old republic where you get to know lots more about the star wars universe.

Did you ever read the book shadows of the empire? It's the story in between empire and return of the Jedi. Dash Rendar gets killed, so much for good prevailing. I think there was a n64 game for it too. Boba fett was featured heavily in it as well.

You do realise movies are products, which require funding and need to make profit? Why would you not maximise profit in business?

>Maybe they'll make another sideline movie that explains the engineering flaws that made it so easy for ewoks to take down the strongest fighting infantry and cavalry in the galaxy
Have you not played battlefront 2? Ewoks are op as shit

Stat Wars is for faggots.

I cringed at the originals.

Only because they didn't count towards the Rebel spawn count, cheating cunts.

More like
>Star Wars made a lot of money, let's just reuse all of the plot points to make the "prequels"

Yes. I'm aware how money works. But that doesn't make it a good movie you fucking twat. Read.

Because Star Wars had such a thrilling story to begin with.
>old man trains kid
>kid can fly
>old man dies
>kid destroys floating ball
>medals

You forgot about the part where the rebuild ball

why would you want to see 'generic disney cash grab 2'?

Star Wars is basically a collage of Kurosawa's work.

All you've done is say movies which pander to the majority are bad, nothing else. Which makes no logical sense, shit movies don't make money.

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seeing that they killed off the EU i cant see how this is true.

That 'synopsis' was exclusive to 4, but yes, the Emperor was Trump before Trump.

No they copied star trek

Try kodi and exodus

Star Trek TNG is my favourote late night watch.

Just low hw the ambient hum of the ship's engine never actually stop. Like in a real ship.

Adds a lot to the atmosphere. Also Borg.

Then destroy ball then make ball again but bigger

Then go backwards and tell us ball was sabotaged

>shit movies don't make money
>being this naive
LOOOOOOOL.

Then kkk fights retarded teddy bears

m.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

Then the KKK gets reworked into a new KKK

Matinee?

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John Carter and Transformers.
One was a POS that flopped hard.
The other has spawned a series that has made over $3,000,000,000.
If it's so shit, why would people see soon to be 5 of them?

I put off watching this movie for ages, so glad I saw it though.

Made me want to watch A new hope straight afterwards. Much better than force awakens.

8.5/10 extra .5 for not casting Daisy Ridley in it

DS9 cuz Dax..

Shit nigger 7/9, Janeway, Dax, Dr. Crusher and Troi were my fap material for a decade.

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>complains a movie didn't cast an actor who wasn't even born at the time

Daisy Ridley was 24 when Rogue One was made.

I thought you meant new hope.

Mfw I'm 24 and neet kill me plz

because people are fucking stupid and it's not hard to wrangle them all up with flashy FX, hot cars, and fuckable women. to make millions of dollars.

>You want to know how stupid people are?
John Carter is the OG sci-fi story. All sci-fi tropes you see in modern books and film all derive inspiration from Burrough's works. The story itself is over 100 years old.

How many people actually know that? Very little, even the fucking idiot yuppies at Disney who couldn't properly market the film to the masses. Uneducated masses who think Megan Fox's abs, and Wahlberg's 'superior acting skills' were so awesome they throw their welfare money on movie tickets.

You might as well throw porn into your logic, when most have no artistic merit at all, yet garners billions of dollars per year.

Don't bother. It's awful.
They butcher Vader's character, and using cgi to bring Peter Cushing back from the dead is morally horrific.

To quote you "Mindless action and explosions"

People who can't think hard don't like to think hard. They want plots nice and predictable and spoonfed to them to boot. And guess what? The majority of people are fucking morons. So they keep pumping out this mindless crap because it keeps making money. How old are you? How do you not know how this is the way the world works? Did you think Justin beiber was a musical genius because he made a bunch of money?

Leia looked horrible as fuck.

It's as if they fucked up her facial proportions horribly

You have a choice, make a film which makes $3,000,000,000+ franchise in a decade, or a film which will ruin the careers of just about everybody who worked on it. There's only one right answer.

How do I not know how the world works? Yet you can't understand that Hollywood makes films to make money, they only want profit.

Agreed. She looks mostly real to me, but like she's a different person. Like an ugly version of her.

I could never get into star wars because dogfights, explosions in space and visible lasers are physically impossible.

Also nobody ever wears a space suit or a breathing apparatus, not even the X wing guys.

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Well then, I hope you also don't like any other film that is unrealistic.
And I'm sure you're just a blast at parties.

Mfw the best space themed movie was either 2001 or Alien.

Best TV show was Red Dwarf by a longshot.

And I'm saying that alone doesn't make good movies you fucking dolt! How are you this fucking retarded?! Kys. Kys and die from it.

Nobody invites me to parties , normie.

Agreed

Dictionary definition of good is "to be desired or approved of", if a film can spawn 4 sequels, that clearly makes it desirable and therefore good. KYS.

Probably because you spend all of your time watching dry documentaries because you dislike all fiction

Watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett, Luke. Did I ever tell you I fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senator's room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all, but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms (not the robot) in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self-destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet, and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise, Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster, and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something, then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. Luckily for the senator, my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Courscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later, right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend.

Nah dude 2001 was alright.

Except the monkey scene. Especially coming from someone anal as Kubrick.

Never understood why not just put real chimps in that scene.

>the prequels are good

Good to a bunch of fucking autistic morons=/= good to anyone with a functioning brain. Kys and your parents for spawning such a fucking idiot.

All those "autistic morons" will be watching said films and equivalents, enjoying themselves whilst you'll be on your own saying you're above such basic indulgences.

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pretty sure its good to the parent company mate.

just cos it doesnt appeal to you my special petal doesnt mean it isnt successful/appealing to the majority of cinema goers who clearly arent as clever/special/refined/delicate as you.

stop being a faggot trying to argue that because you dont like it it isnt good.

What a great, entertaining film AotC would have been if Jango killed the two protagonists 20 minutes into the film.

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Luke. You see those droids you just bought, specifically the protocol droid? Did I ever tell you about the time when your father built him when he was 9 years old? He spent years as your mother's butler until Darth Vader, who is your father, choked her to death. He has been a good friend.

Luke, did I ever tell you about Darth Maul? He was Sheev's apprentice before Dooku and Vader that used a double-bladed lightsaber. He fought against my master Qui-Gon on Naboo, and managed to kill him. Fortunately, even though I was still a Padawan I managed to cut him in half by taking advantage of the fact that he didn't know how to use the High Ground. However, it turned out that his hate somehow allowed him to survive getting cut in half and falling down a bottomless pit, and he somehow managed to escape from Naboo and become a cyborg spider on some other planet. Years later, during the Clone Wars, his brother Savage Opress found him and upgraded his cyborg legs. They went on a rampage across the Galaxy, trying to get revenge both on me and his former master Sheev. It's such a pity that he never told anyone that Sheev was a Sith Lord, that would have saved us a lot of trouble. They eventually took over Mandalore and killed the only woman I had ever loved right in front of me. After that I kind of lost track of him, not sure what became of him. I hope he's doing well, he was a good friend.

I never understood why darth maul never force pushed pushed you in that abyss when you were left hanging by a thread.

you fucking old faggot.

Enjoy a life of eating fast food while we grownups are having steak. I'm not the one who's at a loss here. It must be fun to be so inept to not have any standards at all.

Luke, did Iever tell you about the droid attack on the Wookies? It was one of the final engagements of the Outer Rim Sieges of the Clone Wars, a pan-galactic conflict between the Galactic Republic and the Confederacy of Independent Systems. It was fought on the Mid Rim planet of Kashyyyk, the homeworld of the Wookiees, and focused on the defense of Kachirho, the capital of the planet. It was also where master Yoda met our friend Chewbacca for the first time. And we wouldn not have known about any of this if Jedi master Ki-Adi-Mundi had not brought it to our attention. He was a good friend.