She flirts with you.
What do?
She flirts with you.
What do?
Cry
>try 2 eat her bum out
>get lost and suffocate trying get 2 it
Kill myself because fat asians are fucking disgusting.
I would play poker
fuck her in the ass, blow it in her... never talk to her again and deny it happened
Run up those stairs. The fat cunt will die of a heart attack halfway up if she tries to follow.
Tip Fedora
Turn 360
run
Don't realize it like I always do when somebody flirts with me.
If I would then I'd tell her to get out, I am not interested in becoming a farmer.
Run away, slept with a fat chick once, never again.
Inform her that she appears to have had a wardrobe malfunction and then walk away.
Leave
>Not liking fat Asians
Wut?
get out the harpoon and shoot that wale. let her blow and run
This guy gets it
Go for a jog to a health food store, she won't find me.
Ask for egg rolls
>Rape her with consent
Checkmate feminazism.
She's Japanese.
Duck and cover
lol'd hard
Hit it doggy style. Most fat girls look fine doggy style. Hit it, bust a nut, wait a bit and make her blow me. Never deal with her again.
>Ask her if that skirt is specially made for pooping, then ask if they supply pooping pants for men.
Then I'd try to raw dog her butt
Mah nigga
What's her name?
Sara Aikawa.
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Go make shekels elsewhere, kike boi.
Sue that bitch for raping me, I didn consent to be flirted.
What's her name though?
That's why the Japanese still hunt whales...
They have reasons
GET THE FLOWER IM GOING IN
I call for a napalm strike on her "acceptance" body
Be nice back, don't offer my number or anything, but why be a dick?
I personally don't know the difference between just being nice and flirting cus I'm huge nerd with social problems.
Man the harpoons
slap her ass, punch her in the face, and kick her and walk away
maybe put on a bathing cap and plunge into that ass
Hide the wicker furniture
If she sucks like she eats...I'd love a blowjob