Why does he carry the weapon of a low-grade hooker?

why does he carry the weapon of a low-grade hooker?

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Because he's supposed to be a gentleman spy, not Dirty Harry. Not that it really works with Craig in the role

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>Not that it really works with Craig in the role

Like any of the older James Bond films were better than Craig's.

>Fucking autistic pleb.

perhaps because its small. you know some big ass revoler would show under the suit

>hes going all out

Because the sort of over-sized penis extension Muricans prefer as CCW would ruin the lines of his suit.

>WHY DOESN'T BOND CARRY A MAGNUM REVOLVER BETWEEN HIS BUTTCHEEKS??
Because he's a much more effective killer. How often do you even see him kill anyone with his own gun?
He just kills the first armed guy and takes his weapon. I doubt he even carries more than one extra magazine.

>assuming the only other option is a big ass revolver

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There's currently a terrifically written yet awfully drawn James Bond comic from Warren Ellis in which your very query is a recurring joke, with everybody making fun of his choice of firearm.

Casino Royale is the only truly good Craig Bond film and that's because it was based on a Fleming novel

Why is the art for tie-in comics always such shit? But yeah it's pretty great anyway, I was very surprised

top kek. this is what plebs actually believe.

this is the correct answer. psichology have answered this in a study in the 90s.
/th

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>craigfag
>not a pleb
pick one

Because Bond is a low-grade hooker.

because he cant hide a beretta in his anus

The first two Bond films are two of the best ones tbqh.

Because Boothroyd cucked Ian Flemming.

Because Bond has a big dick, so to undercompensate he carries a small gun. Also stealth, he's a fucking spy, he won't be carrying a fucking Desert Eagle under his smoking.

Bond shot down a helicopter with it in spectre, what more could you ask of a 9mm handgun?

No self-respecting professional would carry a gun like that. It's literally a woman's self-defense pistol.