Post in this thread if you are under the influence.
Fuck the sober babies on this website, let them live in denial that is far worse than drug addiction. Their sense of realisty is way more plastic than you think.
Anyway, what are you on tonight, user?
Here's a white woman ready to be bred for your time.
Also post: porn, art, ylyl
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Grow up.
3 sheets
You're on 300 tabs RN? God bless you, user.
>Grow up.
says the infant with a mustache and need to lurk b
alcohol and coke
2 joints with mango haze
Who's the lady?
Sick.
So an unreasonable amount of dextromethorphan and booze.
Feeling... Warm
I'm out of marijuana. My new addiction is drinking two monsters and an extra strength 5-Hour energy every other night.
6 pack of beer, got work in less then 8 hours... so yeah...
Does being under the influence of sleep deprivation count?
Does for me. :)
Adult poster coming through fellas
Coughing off the lound blount
Hi. Thinking about fapping. Also wtf. Backpage got banned
Coke and 420blaze it, I've masturbated nine times already help.
9 times... damn!
I don't know what else to do, once was to my girlfriend while we skyped, another was while on video call to a psycho cunt who thinks I love her, the others are just times I want to bust a nut.
I probably need to fuck something soon
ait ait i see. you aint into your gf at the moment?
Hell yeah, I prefer to mix Pepsi in with my alcohol though
Doing bong hits and fapping over and over tonight.
Some fat ho
I JUST POPPED 12 BARS BITCH
B vitamins are bad for you bro, look it up.
I've got a full time & intense job, grad courses, scholarship n loan paperwork, I'm moving soon and I'm pretty sure my girlfriend is losing interest because I'm stressed all the time.
So I'm drinking too much bourbon and coffee and smoking weed. That'll fix it.
>Their sense of realisty is way more plastic than you think.
>WAKE UP SHEEPLE
That said, just because I'm sober now, doesn't mean I don't drink/do drugs.
Get some perspective dickhead.
Good luck, soldier. You got this, physically. Mentally, find a resting place tomorrow night; you deserve it user.
Hmmm ok yeah I've got a Xanax laying around. I'll do that too.
Absolutely. Take a tab and forget that sleep is a concept! By force of mind, by matter.
dude I'm in the stroller next to.you. we're infants in the park. let's stop the arguing and just be.
i know i got this, I've been getting this shit right for about a year now but i think i starting to develop an addiction, if you know what i mean... this shit ain't healthy
Cherry Rum and smokin on some briiiiiick
Well your perspective is linked to your consciousness which furthers those experiences to change how you think in this moment as you reply with some salt.
I'm just fucking with you dude, you took my words seriously in the post which may imply you need to get fucked up, user. Snapping on everyone over here. Go rub one out, I bet everyone at work hates you.
Just smoked some lemon Haze with the wife and am watching Futurama.
Replace your alcohol with anything
Coke
Hamburgers
Sugar
Ect.
It's all bad in excess.
All about moderation my dooderoo. Smoke some weed of get some female company to pass those moment of silence. Why not both? Just don't make a child. No more FAS needed in merica
I'm about 7 beers deep right now. Just listening to some tunes that make me feel... thinking about the past. What would my 14 year old self think of me right now? I'm just so tired...
Fuck her in the ass for me bro. I'm feeling a bit transcendent tonight so I'll definitely feel it if you do. If you fuck her in the pussy, you will think of this post as you're pleasing her. You will visualize me as an entity that isn't enjoyable during intercourse with the wife. Don't forget about me.
been out drinking and doing coke all night i just got home gonna some some weed bro got some cherry diesel, my need for a piss right now is unreal
It's all good.
I don't mind if you're not serious.
I have a friend who does seriously think that way. His health is in the shitter, he's unemployed and mooches off his parents, he rarely looks for work. When he does get jobs, he quits within a month due to petty shit.
He's a waste of space.
who is this and are there videos?
britfag btw its 3:39
I'm tired too, user. 14 year old me would be confused and dissappinted at me for my choices in life at the moment. I'm a musician who's proud of his ability so I would also wonder how I learned so much in such little time.
i see what what your aiming at there. but its a little bit deeper then that but your point is well taken and I'll will try to change this destructive behavior of mine cuz i gotta get my shit straight. it will only get worse the longer i justify this behavior of mine.
shut the fuck up jackass
a nice tall one, and a bowl of Buddhas sister.
Cheers boys
I said she's my wife not my girlfriend. It's not my birthday or Christmas.
He sounds like a Mark.
Yeah she shakes her ass and makes it clap like a sitcom audiences soundclip when something emotional/moving occurs.
ok. name
Good for you man, at least in regards to your musical skills. I feel like I need to go back 5 years or so with the knowledge I have now. It's a shame that's not how things work.
Smoke one for me. And don't get addicted to the coke my friend.
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I can see the stained teeth from her-
I-i-is that... a deviated septum that I smell from here?
Britfag detected.
Steve Wilkos
You will think of me though, your argument proves it. I'll be in your wife just as much as you are if I'm in your head. Remember the name Wane. Your wife will think of us the same. We are both sane. We are one plane.
Man I love weed i hope everyone is doing alright
fore twantie blase et ip yo LOL
Get out of my head. Now I will think about you unfortunately. You win this round.
HOLY SHIT
so basically, i took a small dose of 25I at about 4PM. I have been drinking and playing videogames with friends until now (5AM)
I have downed about 2 bottles of korn, i think. and one of my friends is a police officer, and he stayed awake until 3AM
AMA or something
i have a serious masturbating problem i think because everytime i get high unless im out or with people i will just masturbate. and i smoke cigarettes/vape while masturbating till i throw up from nicotine poisoning
im druuuuuunk
Men u were not talking to me but now this shit will happen tonight, what the fuck i hate you now
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Do any of you guys play an instrument?
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I play ure ass
Also ask for some head because I wouldn't mind feeling some strange. I'm in a collective lucid dream waiting for my senses to be modified by you and your wife's action. Get a blowjob and realize I feel it more than you do. She's doing it for me at this point. The look in her eyes are conscious of my presence and she's thinking about me too. Just be glad I'm there, pal. It's better for all three of us this way.
NO WAY MAN FUCK OFF IM DED SERIOUS NOW
Dude im stoned asf rn
Finger the G string and don't forget to slap the strings around, you can write a riff in D minor but whatever you do, don't go in the key of A minor. However, if you do, use a pick and don't finger the strings. I'm talking about Bass here, Charlie! OH wait he said MY ASS. My Ass is an African American woman who takes pride in her job as a radio host in NYC. She changed her name when her dad said "MY Ass you will change your name to My Ass"
Then she changed it and he raped her in the fart-box for 3 years while being tied up in a dungeon, only being fed oreos and internally molded capri-suns. She escaped and became a radio host. So y u do dis to her? Ur a dikk.
vikiden shrooms herron (ealryer today)
Cello 13 years
Now my heart got an erection, thank you brotendo. This night is for you
she doesn't need to be played. she needs support. as we respect her voice on the air.
you should be ashamed.
yo whats up had some beers.
get in here Sup Forums , very drunk girl about to fuck her father on webcam , goto bitDOTly/2e45Ui8 and search lrysbtch19
a few tish bong rips
wtf bro you teased me, where is it
Thank you for that picture.
Hit a wax pen, chilling in bed.
Great vibes
I was serious from the start. I posted towards the other user but your mind took interest instead for some reason. I think the reasoning behind the fact is because you're attracted to my mind and the way I can get you to believe I have equal pleasure painted in my brain from you being with your wife, benefiting me just as much, if not more, than you, the husband. Wow, you're not going to like this.. But Chad and Tyrone just showed up butt-ass naked, all cracked out and they're looking for a chick to gangbang. I told them you were down. So don't imagine them taking the other two holes as you please yourself through your wife tonight, user. Because they will be there. Mind over matter. It is fact. I will feel all the pleasure as you three go to town. It will change your course of thinking; resulting in you fucking her slightly different, and if she happens to like it you might think its from Chad, Tyrone and I being there with you two.
damn she is drunk lol, why are they whispering? mom home?
No way. Explain this for me please
Eating chocolate. Listening to music.
You want a challenge, you got a challenge. You dont even know me, but i recognice your hostility.
And that hostility of yours has made the last bad choice of the night.
Im the sun choosen one, a centurion of our big life-bringer star
And you will not make me doubt even one second, bring it on you fool.
I thought you were trying to type in a scottish accent phonetically kek.
Addiction like any other. You either have to accept it as part of you or it'll be some serious effort to beat it. Good luck buddy.
I'M TOUCHING MY DICK!
meths
>addiction
>masturbating
>beat it
I'm sure he will beat it. Either way.
Kek
SMokinGa doobie
Nice
I can't do drugs, job drug tests to often.
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It happens, man. There's ways around it but nothing's 100%.
Sauce
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What do you do for work?
Me too, about to take a few hits off this fuckin light bulb i been using
Shit man your lungs must love you like Stephen King loves to be a dick in grocery stores.
I had some cocaïne about 45 minutes ago. I feel like typing shit.
Trazodone, 450mg, I'll be out like a fucking light in a few minutes here,
I can feel the ice crystalizing in my lungs
> two Vicodin 7.5s
> one norco (loritab) 10
> one Xanax football (1mg)
> one blue Valium (10mg)
> two small bowls of some decent redhair haze
> many vape pen swats of oil made from pineapple kush
Breakfast was espresso and adderall (5mg dose when I woke up, 5mg dose about 30 mis later, and 5 mg dose upon arrival to work an hour later.
It was a pharmaceutically fueled day working off a cheap whiskey hangover from last night.