Why can't american's eat properly?

Why can't american's eat properly?

OP at least TRY to make the bait not obvious

Why can't American's what eat properly?

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99% of the time the average person uses utensils it is not in a formal setting. That and we dont really give a fuck. It isn't like we are retarded and try to cut a steak with a spoon, we know what each one does.

i an a European and i eat soup with my hands

your argument is invalid

>Why can't american's eat properly?

Because "properly" isn't an object, nor is it deep-fried.

Are you denying that you guys eat like this? It's retarded.

Only a child can't use their fork in their left hand.

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>in their left hand
Why is it always put on the right then?

What? Are European steaks not tender and good enough that you can just cut them with a fork?

why is european food so disgusting

you know whats retarded? living in a country thats to poor and stupid to have good dental hygeine.at least when americans smile people arent horrified

Cause 'merica

I'm American but I eat like a European.

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>still trying to drag me into the bait

Why do Europeans always worry about what Americans do?

>assuming an organism should consume food a certain way

I cut with my non-dominant hand. To do otherwise is foolish.

kek'd

Maybe because we don't look, talk, dress, and act like faggots?

jokes on you i eat my tendies with my hands

But it's the same person..they just switched hands after cutting it because they're right handed. This is bait. Fuck you OP.

moar

Fuck off

make tendies great again

>multi-billionaire
>eats shit tier chicken

>No, really, I'm just like you
>Now I'm going to shit this out in my gold toilet.

>go build a company worth more than Yum Yum Brands.
I didn't think so.

He was appealing to the black voters

kek'd

>HURRR he build a combany!
>He must be good person!

It's hilarious because you trailer cretins think he actually cares about you.

So let me just try to understand this, Americans pick up their knife and fork. Fork in the left, knife in the right. They cut a piece of their food up, then they place the knife down and switch the fork to their right. They eat the piece of food with a fork and then they switch the fork back to their left hand, and pick the knife back up with their right. Repeating the process until their meal is finished?

America
>pick up fork with left hand
>pick up knife with right
>cut food with knife
>place knife on table/plate
>switch fork to right hand
>eat cut piece of food
>switch fork back to left hand
>pick knife up with right
>repeat from step 3

European

>pick up knife and fork
>cut and eat food continuously

Seriously America, why are you making it such a complicated process?

Underrated post right here. Your doing good!

>What is a publicity stunt to appeal to average Americans.

Check out this faggot's gold plated cup holder.

American here.

1. Pick up fork with right hand.
2. Pick up knife with left hand.
3. Cut food with knife in left hand.
4. Eat food from fork in right hand.

Easy.

Notice how the white salt is in the middle of the picture and the black pepper is off to the side.

Looks like the same dude to me. You're a hack. Poser

What about his doing good? You are not doing well.

Wut? Your not making any scents.

What's worse is the way they hold their forks. I saw so many Americans holding it like this

Yeah! I even saw one holding it like this the other day. Dumb amerifats xddddd

i eat with left hand on place and right hand on napkin as custom in moldavia

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I thought knives were banned in Europe

in moldavie we use them to skin dinner guest

>How do you think OP cuts himself at night?

Funny thing. I've been redoing the bathroom these past couple of days so, yes, I am definitely "making scents".

Wheres your gold plated cup holder?