How do I convince her to get implants?

How do I convince her to get implants?

Tell her you heard a black guy say she'd be hot if she got her attic insulated.

Play with her boobs more to make her self-conscious of them.

pay for them or fuck yourself

I like her tits, be happy with what you got, dont change them

Kill yourself and in your suicide not say "my biggest complaint in life is that her tits were too small, or should I say my smallest complaint..."

:^)

you don't, you piece of shit. If she's happy with her tits, you should be happy too.

tell her that her tits don't look fake enough

Pic related...they're too saggy amirite

kek

say you'll pay for them

Too saggy?

>>Take your best steak knife and carve them out, then she'll have to do something about it.

the ass in the mirror or the tits? because it is a dead heat.

that's fucking disgusting, just break up with her and find a girl with normal tits

Her ass is actually nice

not at all, i would suck on those titties until my mouth starts bleeding

Ignore the other retards. Funbags are fun, weird perky shit that doesn't move isn't natural.

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lead by example, get a penis enlargement first

Don't do it. My wife got some and it deadened the nerves in her nipples. If we had known that would happen we would have never gone ahead with it.

Her pleasure is more important than esthetics.

>esthetics
LMFAO MORE IMPORTANT THAN WAT

Wow...you got me. I thought I tapped the 'a' key.

You win the internet.

>S THETICS