Are you excited for Tomb Raider?

Are you excited for Tomb Raider?

Not with this bitch as Lara Croft.

Lol Hollywood and fuck movies

she's cute, CUTE MY LIFE INTO PIECES

why does she look like an ape to me

Freaking gross, how is she getting so popular?

She's got one of the prettiest faces on the planet but the body of a boy.

Tragic.

What this typa body called ? I only know fridge mode but what is this

YOU HAD ONE JOB

literally ONE JOB

TITS. THAT'S ALL YOU FUCKING NEED.

This

id raid her tomb if you know what im sayin

You guys really need to start finding beauty in all shapes and sizes, otherwise prepare yourselves for a lonely and miserable life.

why is fassbender fucking that when he could oh i dunno fuck literally anyone else

HERE COME DAT BOI

DUDE LETS CAST ELIJAH WOOD AS CONAN THE BARBARIAN

BECAUSE THAT MAKES FUCKING SENSE

BE MORE OPEN MINDED

>this flat chested, stick legged, piece of paper with shitty bone structure and virtually no muscle mass will 1 punch knock out full grown 200lb men in the new tomb raider movie
>yfw anyone that's ever trained or is training in a martial art would tell you how weak, durable and sissy girls are (even the really fit ones)

Fuck Hollywood loves taking great big dumps on our faces and treating us like we're retarded babies don't they.

Fassbender's already fucked everything else

Lara Croft was supposed to have tities and some curves

even 1990's lara croft PS1 has more tits that this bitch

I know this is fucking terrible when I'm starting wish that they just went with Daisy Ridley

It's for a BLACK Tomb Raider

How about Lupita?

The arms/shoulders. My first thought was how monkey like she is.

>even 1990's lara croft PS1 has more tits that this bitch
Are you implying there's a version with bigger tits?

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Is Dani Daniels Russian?

She has that look.

Poor man's Hershlag

Someone with this body is more fit

she literally has no thighs to even make short shorts look nice as it would on this pornstart