>be 19, living in utter filth and near homelessness
>in grande prairie, alberta, murder capital of canada
>one night i'm walking home to my shithole apartment
>hear a distinctive BONG BONG noise in the distance
>get creeped out but walk on
>BONG BONG gets nearer
>approach an intersection near my house
>it's lawrence fucking laglace (previous acquaintaince) BONGING a cigarette butt-stop against the pavement like a sledgehammer
>he sees me
>stops and looks me directly in the eye
>continues BONGING the pavement with his cigarette-hammer
>I tell him to stop
>no smokes
>see robertson screws embedded in the thing
>take it to my apartment
>unscrew it and smoke mad butts all night
>grandeprairiejewelofthenorth.jpg
stories with the homeless invited