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Pick your one true queen edition.

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Azor Jon

Can someone explain this "Azor" meme?

Continuing the conversation from last thread, assuming Hannibal Lecter survived in Westeros long enough to establish a practice as a maester or head chef or whatever, does he fly under the radar or become a high lord?

its just the jonautist sperging out, ignore it

There is only One True Queen, The Rightful Queen in the North, and her name is STARK

Do they realize how stupid they look with blonde hair and dark brown eyebrows

And then there's the Azor means buttsex user...

S O F E

So is she shaved or hairy down there?

Is it Bolton or Lannister? It's hard to keep track.

Would like to impregnate them all desu

I'd make her Winter come.

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Bonifer Hasty is Rhaegar's dad and Jon's grandad. Jon can't be the prince that was promised.

Why is Dany even on the same set as them?

>no more Margerie

FML.

This

She's a brit, what do you think

Waifu threads are against the rules

REAL THREAD HERE

So she has both?
Anglo shits.

>girls look cuter after getting raped

kek

Her and Stannis will pull a coup on Jon and Dany in the second to last episode to be the final queen and king of Westeros

Fuck off. This general came first.

Azor Ahai was the prince that was promised. Guurm makes a point to show how stupid prohecies are, so every character (including Ser Pounce) fits the metaphorical requirements to be the reborn Azor Ahai. So now your favorite character is now Azor _______ (though honestly it is no one and the myth is allegory)

ASOIAF is a """""""""""realistic""""""""""" series, so chances are that Hannibal just won't have everything going smooth for him like in the original movies, and some quicker cunt will just kill him or he'll be arrested when he tries to do his shit.

THANKS FOR GETTING US BANNED FAGGOT

It's true, I didn't give a shit about Sophie until that one scene.

Broken Sophie is hot as all fuck, and through that scene I saw how much I wanted to fuck that slag.

It's a waifu thread. OP is trying to get /got/ banned

Real thread

Fuller Hannibal makes it much further than the movie Hannibal imo.

Nobody wants your "real" thread.

It also means loving buttsex. So when you see "azor" in front of a character's name, that user is saying that character's loves to take it up the booty.

seconded , lets keep it to one thread guys, and try to follow the rulez. the last thing we want is to get /got/ banned

If he ingratiates himself to one of the Great Houses or the Faceless Men, maybe he lives longer.

From how many different devices are you reporting this thread right now?

There is no King but the King in the boat.

Gendry could probably get legitimized if he made it North to Jon.

Hasnt been legitimized.

Angry Sansa is also cute.

>does he fly under the radar or become a high lord?

What? how would he "become a high lord"? becoming a high lord is very rare, and is usually attained by being very close to the king and fighting for him at war. You don't just become a lord by being rich.

Huh?

What's his future? Now that he can't fug maybe he can become a sage or something.

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In all likelyhood, probably become Aeron 2.0

why are the boltons such cartoons

Probably by becoming a lesser Lord, marrying into a Great House, and murdering the current heirs and their High Lord. All without any evidence to trace back to him.

Without modern investigative techniques, getting away with murder would be much easier for him.

Can Bran even serve as Lord of Winterfell without being able to marry and sire children?

>There is no King but the King in the boat.

KING IN THE BOAT

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>Hasnt been legitimized.

Stannis left a will at Dragonstone doing that. Didn't you read the books?

The books hold no sway on the show or Robb's will legitimizing Jon would exist.

TV/Book canons are different. If its not in the show, then its not in the show.

>The boltons Aren't skin changing immortal vampires

You had one job DnD

Robb named Cat his heir, though. As if he would let Jon steal Arya and Sansa's titles. This way if they get out okay the titles would still pass onto them.

Yes, but he would have to name an heir... and it would probably be Jon

They're actually less cartoony in the show. At least Roose is

Probably be easy for Bran just to become Jon's uber maester.

The thought of her hairy makes me hard, so I'm, going with hairy.

Reminder that Preston is reddit's guy

That's what Isaac alludes to in an interview, but posting it triggers the Branfags.

so? he's also /got/'s.

What does Preston think the humans should do to appease the White Walkers, if not showering them with fire? Does the think humans should just sacrifice kids and babies to them forever?

I think Euron is going to kill Yara and Theon will be forced into the leadership role

I'm a Branfag and it doesn't trigger me. I just want him to have a happy ending or, failing that, die awesomely.

why not just announce a continent wide excavation and of the precious metals which kills them. They're piss easy to kill with the right metal.

You must be one of the more reasonable Branfags since you're not insisting that he become kingindanorf and use prostate milking to get Meera pregnant to forward the Stark name. For what it's worth, I also would like to see him have an awesome ending, even if I'm not a Branfag.

he already did you dumb fuck

Preston posts on ledit anyway

r/ASOIAF is ok in the show off season, all the showfags disappear and good posters like BryndenBFish post more

that's not how it works

Yes it is.

If bran can lobotomize someone by going in the past by showing himself to them why doesn't he just make the night's king go full retard ?

No one would serve a King that couldn't fight for them and with them. And Bran can't fight. And, much as I'd like maesters to figure out artificial insemination so Bran could have kids, I accept it's not going to happen. Bran will die pure.

would Robb have approved of Jon letting in thousands of wildling fucking shits into the north?

>Pick your one true queen edition.
It would never not be Dany. Whether it's skinny, innocent Dany from s1 or mother of THICKness from the most recent season.

I'd eat her shit without hesitation

Bootstrap paradox, Hodor was already messed up by him by the time he did it. So anything he changes in the past leads to the future he's already living in anyway

Also the children would probably just pick another guy to be the night King

Human minds are very difficult to even stay in for long, except Hodor. Night's King would probably reverse mind rape Bran.

Fuck Robb. Jon is better than Robb in every way anyways. Who cares what Robb thinks?

Probably, he'd see the sense and trust jon, then unite the north and Riverlands against the white walker fucking shits

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If he knew the alternative was thousands of wildling corpses coming through with Bran anyway, probably.

Visenya > Nymeria > Dacey = Brienne = Pretty Meris > the rest idgaf

What do you think is his ending?

Checked. And THICCLeesi is best Leesi.

Night King somehow broke through dimensions/time and touched Brandon peeking at him. Bran has no chance trying to get in his mind.

no he's not, you're just a faggot that came up with this stupid theory a few days ago and keeps posting it. no one cares so fuck off.

If Robb saw what Jon did, most likely.

Sits in a tree and says finally, after all these years I have become, the three eyed Raven. Then winks at the camera

He probably takes Luwin's place as maester of Winterfell. Doesn't need to go learn at the Citadel (as if Jon would ever let him go that far South) since he has all that 3ER knowledge.

i agree, for some reason she was hottest in this scene. she looked a little THICK, plus the hair that way, unf

he already is the three eyed raven

I almost wish he would, since a .gif of Isaac winking would become very popular here.

Well first of all Bran can't just warg into anyone.
Second of all we've seen that the Night's King has some sort of advantage over Bran's powers.

thats retarded

That post is a reaction to the prevailing Preston hate on reddit. That hack altshiftx get's literally 10x the number of reddit points than Preston's videos.

That's D&D if they don't kill him off.

does anybody have a folder that can dump more of these? Been meaning to start saving them

We see you, Preston

That could happen. I don't know if that's as awesome as we wanted. Maybe he could rebuild the wall after it falls or something.

Valyrian steel is made, not mined.

Preston jumped the shark, now he's realised George doesn't even know about his shitty masterplans and Grishka he'll probably give up by the time TWOW is released

TWOW will show all those inconsistencies and minor details he picked up on are totally irrelevant

Is the tournament at harrenhal the most important 7 days in the history of westeros?