Anyone have the original?
Anyone have the original?
>haha let's bully a 18 year old girl over something she has no control over
you should kill yourself if you haven't already
I got the xray one ...
much betta
Her legs aren't that long retard. She wears her yoga pants way past her waist line.
It happens to girls growing up, it's called the ugly duckling stage... poor guys not knowing the true potential of geting hot girls.
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That can't be the real one....
oink oink oink oink
what makes you say that?
It's clearly photo shopped
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S-Stop, user....
LMFAO THESE ARE ALL SO SHIT
the first time ive ever looked these up
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You don't even fucking have to use this shop now
this fucking pic from june 26th looks fucking exactly like that
chloemoretz.org
>holding your drink to cover your cameltoe
w.... why is he dating her? is he closet gay?
>OUTTA MY WAY UNFIT FUCKING SHITS!
>I WORKOUT 7 TIMES A WEEK!
She can't fucking help it that she grew up to have a fucked up shape.
>dating that pig
just as retarded as his father
Imagine being Pablo in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Moretz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific pudgy face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old latina in Chloe's dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that mexican kid and not only open that door while Chloe Grace Moretz flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the light of the sun revealing her nipple piercings and cameltoe, and just stand there, time after time, while she slowly slogs out of her car. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking vagina but her haughty attitude as everyone nearby tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE GRACE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her pudgy fucking michelin man face sit flaccid and dull on her disgusting fridge body. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight, brown latinas and later alleged cartel rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her unshapely asscrack as she leaves it open while wearing those improperly fit sweatpants, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there, open her car door, and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for 7 days a week in the previous months. And then she calls for another door to open, and you know you could kill every single person in this driveway before her security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking mexican kid. You're not going to lose your future chauffeur career over this. Just bear it. Cringe your face and bear it.
>not dannyboytbh
Pablo would rather be in the cartel that having to see that ass again
You can't help it that you grew up a dirty nigger, but you're still a dirty nigger.
>no control over
>you can't control your weight
>even with access to the top nutritionists and fitness trainers of the most image-obsessed industry on earth
yall gay
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IMAGINE
Nice shop brah, here's the original though.
>having paps do a photo shoot for you
>side pose where all of her most grotesque dimensions aren't visible
STOP MAKING FUN OF MAI WAIFU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
Such a fucking underrated post. Cheers m8!
honestly those are great fucking legs
Is she going FtM?
She's really disgusting now.
Why do I still laugh at this?
Nice one, though.