/bb/ Big Brother 18

past thread: No links to live feeds, they all get taken down and it's like $6 or some shit anyway

HoH (Head of Household): Bridgette
Roadkill: Frank
Veto: Bridgette

HoH Nominations: Paul/Tiff
Roadkill Nomination: Bronte

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At what age did you realize "trash tv", game shows, live events and sports fit television as a "medium" the best, and TV dramas and script series in general are garbage?

7

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>paul is a recruit

7

What did corey mean by this?

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>bronte is all over paul
>he stands up and runs to the boys
>everyone is playing in the yard and she's just sitting there
just when i thought he was gonna put his dick inside her hole

I miss jizz

Who's the target? Paul or Tiffany?

Bridgette a shit

Bronte

Really? Why?
Did Paul finally sell his soul to the vets?

STEEEVVVVEEEUUUUHHHHH

Paul was never a target. And Tiff's alliance realized it was smarter to keep her.

Truthfully it's split and either Bronte or Tiff is leaving Thursday

>counting skittles internally

>watching feeds and american ninja warrior
>ANW gets all dramatic and zooms on this guy with a lisp
>he got sexually abused as a kid

should've worked on those muscles a little earlier fagit. do you think his lisp is similar to Bronte's voice being caused from the trauma as a child/

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does she know shes being evicted?

yes

You get to see Tiffany cry in front of Julie on Thursday.

Fun.

she'll probably just be mad at Frank like a bully

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Its not just Frank though. Day started it all.

I been slumping due to real life shit, is this actually happening? I am going to be so happy when it does. Hopefully Bronte is after her.

I think a vet is leaving next week
no way the noobs allow them to control the house any longer

Bridgette says see did "a lot of drugs and shit" when she lived in NY.

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They are clumped up like a ball of yeast infecting some dirty hos pussy. The house isn't divided. There isn't two big groups. Bunch of fake showmances. The only way this could get better is if Glenn gets back in the house and everyone's game gets blown up by Day. Then we can pass this infection.

Some bold moves right there.

no comps tomorrow give them alcohol so they actually do something

So wait, are they not evicting an icky boy this week?

is she waiting for a cock?

>implying getting evicted isn't part of her strategy

"Tiffany" is going to absorb Glenn.

Tiff staring down Nicole and Z on the hammock

of course

trying to read lips

Really lol

Not surprised

What are you Tiff fags gonna do when Tiff is btfo in a few days?

>Day joins the hammock pair and has brought cookies! She sings a chocolate cookie song and does a chocolate cookie dance.

Day is an offensive stereo type.

boycott until the battle back

>immediately starts to be judging black bitch making fun of everyone else
she has 2 modes, sleeping and this one

Day left her room?

Day needs to be evicted from America.

Become a Brontefag

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Welcome to suffering. Might as well pick up the cross and walk through Stockholm.

How to get on the show if I'm not ridiculously attractive, gay, or a minority?

ew Bronte is trying really hard to fuck Paul

Don't do it Paul!

>massage time
nice

Have a disability, be endearing, be marketable, ally with whatever politics are popular.

waaaat

her dad is gonna be so pissed

Are you sure they won't put me on if I only wear Trump clothes for auditions and promise to only wear trump stuff in the house?

I think it would make me interesting

several of the HGs this year are Trump supporters

Who /Frank/ here?

We all /frank/ here

Honestly if you were gay or a brown person you would worse odds getting casted since they usually only cast one.

I think they should just cast white people. With exception being Devin of course.

nope, elections is over by then

>switching from the massage cam to nicole shrieking at corey about what pot to use
GODDAMNIT

Proof?

errrrryone

Glenn
Corey
Michele
Frank

all confirmed

They let the HGs smoke pot?

I'm 100% /Frank/. How can you be anything other than 100% /Frank/ this year?

Glenn, Frank, and I think Nicole, Paulie and Corey have said they are. James is a vet from the south so he probably is too

>my local news

Are you saying you weren't /Frank/ in 14

If I tell the BB producers I'm a virgin would that help?

It'll help them laugh at you sooner.

no

>everyone shit talking Frank

I'm ready for him to have his hoh. NOW.

Fuck. I need to figure something out. What if I tell them I identify as an African American?

Why do you want to be a laughing stock?

think about how many people applied to the show this year. out of all of those people 2 got picked. you have no chance just buy lottery tickets instead

Do you have a better way of getting on the show?

Lottery odds have to be worse than BB odds. Fucking Michelle got on so it can't be that hard

> I identify as an African American

Like, sexually?

Dan Gheesling has a book on this subject.

yeah I have no idea how Michelle got on. Corey got on since he's ridiculously good looking, tall, and knows famous people. Reddit got on because they needed an autist I guess, too bad she's just acting like a 16 year old since she was a loser her whole life so she's socially that age

I read Corey has a connection to bb17 Clay.

Corey said some of the producers were friends of a friend.

He also said he got a call to be on the Bachelor but he turned it down (because he's ultra straight)

Negrotti has connections with Becky

jozeah is friends with frankie

Anyone that goes on that show comes out looking terrible

Bridgette has connections with a filipino prop guy

Yeah I remember seeing a photo of Corey and Clay together in a small group.

is anyone else bothered by bronte's baby slut voice? It wouldn't be so bad if she did it all the time, but she basically only does it when she knows shes on camera.

>tfw no thickums

Anyone watched Bachelor Pad? That show was pretty close to big brother.

Who is the most famous BB HG of all time?

hope she wins battle back, if not, she will be rightfully represented in the threads

Used to be Will
Dan and Janelle are I guess. Rachel and Brendon have been on a lot of shit. Jeff and Jordan.

Its the only reason she is on the show.

Its Rachel

Devin

mommy...

You want Shelli to change your diaper of somethin?

Gooseball.

I feel bad for Tiff. Everyone is avoiding her.

mommyfu needs to play again without Clay

Pretty sad state of affairs.

BRENDUN I EHM VEHGUS