Gary

Gary
Sonic
Rugby
Russian friends
New Story thread.
GET IN HERE!

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Ruskies.

russians...

russians

again russ or rugby

SANIC and or gary

Comrades

Where's the fucking screencap?!

You're cute as hell, man. 10/10 would suck.

Blyats

This... also Gary and Russians!

Ok, so i think the winner, was Russian friends.
keep the thread bumped while I type this out.
as you know i'm a slow typist.

pic related, one of the russian guys. and his japanese friends who speak russian.

How much of a lanklet u are?
I will be a forever manlet as I am 6'1

checked


is this gonna be a GET thread?

Hey cousin it is your cousin! Want to go bowling?

>russians
Also get a chink to type for you

Seems like it

>Picture taken in ausfailia

NOT OP

>20160424_012302 (1).jpg
>pic related, one of the russian guys. and his japanese friends who speak russian.

>guy with glasses was supposedly OP

yep that is a russian

id love me some fookme

indeed

oh shit nigga

are you fucking retarded

Have you considered to chad out and show your manhood through a few slaps to Sonic and the fat cunt,rugby?
I would throw a few subtle hints of I will rip your fucking head apart if you dont start to behave like a human being.
>some of the people I had to retaliate for a long time ended learning more or less how to behave

offby1.mp3

this is insane

yes i am actually

>OP is attractive and well dressed
>Surrounded by autists
>actually takes their shit

I would have made them hate me even if I looked twice as good

idk why all my pictures are upside down.

>
that is me. anyway lets begin.
Lets call my main russian friend Rex

>Rex calls me up one day
>Yo bro, lets go out tonight, the moon and stars are telling me there is pussy to be had.
>I say sure what time.
>8:00
>no 8:30
>no 9:45
>no wait 8:45
>you sure man?
>hold on bro
>8:30
>ok, where are we meeting?
>(downtown night life area) sound good bro?
>for sure man, i'll see you tonight.
>oh one more thing bro
>?
>I'm bringing a few friends, that ok?
>ofc man, the more people the more memories
>cool, see you tonight bro.
>fast forward to 8:00pm

cont.

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:00
>>no 8:30
>>no 9:45
>>no wait 8:45
>>you sure man?
>>hold on bro
:30


that was so unnecessary op, learn to type efficiently

learn to green text faggot

bump

hes writing out the convo you nigger.

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Ha az áramütött az áramkörben maradt ki kell szabadítni.
- kisfeszültségű berendezésnél: bárki elvégezheti, áramkört meg kell szakítani, ha ez nem lehetséges, akkor úgy kell
kiszabadítani, hogy ne érjünk hozzá kézzel vagy testtel. Ügyelni kell rá, hogy elesésnél ne sérüljön meg.
- nagyfeszültségű berendezésnél: a sérült és a berendezés megközelítése is veszélyes. A kiszabadítást, és a berendezés
kikapcsolását is csak villamos szakember végezheti

>I'm on my way to train station
>Rex calls me up
>Where you at bro??
>wtf you said 8:30
>ahh yeah, haha (turns his head away from phone, I told him 8:30 my bad guys haha)
>I hear a bunch of people in the background.
>he says see you soon and hangs up.
>I get on train, memories of sonic's horror show resurface to me.
>I shudder.
>reach destination
>I see Rex with at least 10 people behind him, all japanese.
>He bro hugs me and shows me off to all his friends like I'm gandalf when he returns as gandalf the white.
>We all start walking to the izakaya (drinking place)
>all his friends start asking me questions and shit.
>One of them asks if I've ever done hard drugs.
>"nope just weed".
>they all laugh.
>one of them says I'm so innocent.
>I look at rex, he grinning like the hookers in the Hostel movies.

cont..

The sonic thing was pretty anticlimactic

gtfo hungarian cocksucker nobody likes you

i bet they are gonna take crocodile now

OP is getting drugged and raped
calling it

Felhívjuk figyelmét, hogy a keletkező zöld váladék fogyasztásra nem javasolt, bár semmilyen mértékben nem befolyásolja a termék élvezeti értékét.

romanian chimp is mad

ok, closing the thread now, bye

uhk uk ven, hvad siger du?

>implying both aren't shit tier 3rd world dustholes

>We get to the Izakaya and Rex orders drinks for everyone
>I'm sitting between two small chinks
>Fast forward to 10
>I wake up in hotel room with face full of jap cock
>mfw when Rex is sitting on the couch masturbating
>mfw when my friend sold me to gang of chink fags to pound

Well, I tried to be mad at you for speaking the truth, but I can't.
>pic releated: how an average Hungarian sees life

Also, off by one

WOOOOOW WTF?!
Poor OP :((

annoying bait

Not op...

Us too nigger.

Crofag here, mr magyar.

Keep it up OP, you're doing God's work!

OP needs a trip

bump

I'm fapping so hard to this stories, pls moar

>We get to the Izakaya
>they're all ordering vodka and whisky
>I get a coke high
>there are more girls than guys in our party.
>8 women, 4 guys. myself included.
>There are two tables, Rex and I are the only guys at our table.
>Rex is on the other side of the girl to my right.
>Girl across from me starts to rub my crotch with her foot underneath the table.
>i act like nothing is happening.
>slowly getting harder from japanese chicks foot.
>the girl to my left puts her arm around me and starts talking to me in Japanese that I cant understand.
>Foot massage girl takes her foot away.
>Girl to my left notices my dick, looks up at me and gives me a sly grin.
>Someone ordered nihon shuu, which is just japaense sake.
>we all say kampai (cheers) and keep drinking sake shots until the little bottle is empty.
>We all get up and start heading out.
>foot girl and left side girl both stick to me while we exit the building.

cont.

It is rare to feel kinship on this cesspit of a site.
Thank you, mr. Hrvatski

holy fuck, 1:30am here in Japan.
how many of you want me to keep going?
also did anyone archive the last thread or make a PDF of my story? I'd be interested in seeing it.

Lol dude is getting fucked out a lotta money
I've seen this shit happen before. It's usually Filipinos tho

Please keep going, OP. This shit is glorious

I missed the other thread. Where are you?
I'm in Osaka

Continue.

Got to sleep if you have to but a lot of us are still here.

keep going senpai

1:30am, Sunday morning. I don't have anything to do tomorrow, do you?

Keep going.

other thread is still up, here it is.

Continue mate

God I hope someone was saving all this shit. Sadly I missed the first thread and now I HAVE to see it all. These stories are fascinating compared to my boring ass life.

first thread: thebarchive.com/b/thread/718892347/#q718892347

ok, i'll finish up this story then I'm off to bed.
Keep thread bumped while I type this shit out.

>thebarchive.com/b/thread/718892347/#q718892347

what about the second thread?

Not op but I'm going strawberry picking with some rich cunts (women). 3 of them keep telling my wife that I'm so cool and handsome. I want to fuck them

bump

I've been archiving first, second, and going to do this thread here as well. I'll do a screencap of this shit whenever I have the time, I'm occupied with fapping to traps right now though.

Maybe type out your stories in advance for your next thread so you can just smash them out, stress free brah.

the fuck bro, i was out biking for 3hrs nd you r still on telling stories... i don't envy you at all for your uni mates hahah

thebarchive.com/b/thread/718908259/

bump for jap cokeheads
based op is based

OP you look and sound like a pretentious rich fag.

>I'm going strawberry picking
That should be a euphemism. Unfortunately they know your wife; might not be safe.

Nah, OP is a alright dude. He's a faggot though.

,

It's a trap!

Look at his clothes now realize he's also going to university in Japan and his mommy and daddy are paying for it all. I know for a fact OP doesn't have a job.

Being rich doesn't make him pretentious. He's dressed pretty decently though, so I get that.
How is he a shit bloke for having money and getting the chance to use it? I wish I had money at Uni, or the opportunity to travel.

Yeah it's not possible. They are all married to pretty much millionaires and are hot trophy wives. they are mums from the school I teach at and my son also goes there so they have their mum group.

>we all pay our fair share
Lets call foot girl *girl 1* and left side girl *girl 2*
>girl 1&2 are now holding each of my arms as we walk down the sidewalk.
>Rex looks back at me and winks at the girls.
>MFW I realized he talked to these girls about me before hand, and now I know they have some kind of plan.
>I ask where were going to the girls.
>in Japanese they say "it doesn't matter, we all just want to have fun tonight right?"
>"uhh sure"
>We finally reach a house.
>It's a big fucking house for Japan.
>we walk inside, place is like a fucking mansion.
>We go to a western style living room.
>Two guys bring out more drinks and some cards.
>Say were going to play Kings cup.


cont.

I smell butthurt in here.

Dude you have to be rich to be in japan or have saved money to do a scholarship.

Shiieet, I didn't think people played Kings in the US/Japan/Russia.

Keep going, good stories.

So? Nothing wrong with that, the only reason I'm not doing it is because I got a job in a restaurant in Western Europe, so I can go there from

Not working and having your parents pay for you to go to university in Japan is pretentious.

Was this costing you money?

Let me guess..... you've never been to Japan

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

That's a big word for a little munchkin.

Waiting for OP to deliver.

How on earth is he going to work in a foreign country with a student visa? You're not just butthurt, you're a right proper dipshit.